• The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!
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[QUOTE=KillerTele;33256937]both[/QUOTE]But-but Perk point and usage spreading Jack of all trades shit at everything?
[QUOTE=Loofiloo;33255145]oh god paralysis poisons are hilarious. This bitch called The Caller was threatening me and shit, so I laid some poison out for her... The funny thing is she liked to teleport a lot, and I paralyzed her as she was teleporting, so when she appeared elsewhere in the room, she just fell over and I hacked away at her until dead. The poison was only supposed to last like 3 seconds but I think it went a little longer for some reason. Also my axe took her soul. :v:[/QUOTE] I'd gotten the shock hammer from the Graymanes a bit before this, and, since I was specialising in one handed and casting, hadn't really used it that much. However, in the few times I had swung it, it had been extremely useful, usually as a last resort. During that quest, I found that nearly every mage in there went down in one power attack, to the point where I was forgoing spells to instead cave in necromancer skulls. The caller, for all her boasting, wasn't much different. Shortly afterwards, I christened the hammer Magefucker, and rode off into the sunset.
[QUOTE=xXParanoidXx;33256919]Both. [editline]13th November 2011[/editline] [img]http://i.imgur.com/5gz0o.jpg[/img] By the nine divine! She's got no hands! What is this sorcery!?[/QUOTE] you think that's bad? try this [t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/595828084858343979/0F516C2F8DEA13C217B64335B5345F079BE4332B/[/t]
If you're going to post screenshots of some story bosses you've fought, please put them in IMG tags?
[img]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/594702184965220010/0D173CB4AABCF0A864326256242D2ED1C72DDBA3/[/img] I REALLY need the alchemy room :v:
Goddamnit Raerek gave me about 8 quests (trying to get the bloody house inMarthrek, then he's stopped giving me them completly.
We need that dragon mount mod NOW (how long did the oblivion one take anyway?)
[QUOTE=Number-41;33256817] -running into characters sucks too, no stumbling or falling or even a small sign that characters are aware of their collision (GTA had it). A rabbit can stop my horse... [/QUOTE] I don't know what game you're playing, but in my Skyrim people stumble and say "Watch it!" etc. plus I also saw a perk that makes people fall when you run into them.
I picked up a bow called [sp]"dravins bow"[/sp] its a quest item and I can't drop it, but I don't have the quest for the item. where can I get the quest?
Anyone else find Volume 2 of The Lusty Argonian Maid? I only know of one place with it, same with volume one. Lucky me I've got at least four copies of Wabbajack for my collection though
Thank god for multiple auto saves, I was over encumbered and was slowly walking to my house to store things when I met some guy who teleported me to another side of the map lol.
why is there soo much to do?
[B][h2]Fucking hell this game is amazing[/h2][/B] [editline]13th November 2011[/editline] The night was clear, there was a soft breeze in the air. I was standing by the counter in the Inn, inside Whiterun. I saw a women with awesome armor which defined her tits awesomely. So proceeded to have a lesbian marriage and killed her inside my house to get away with it and then stole her armor.
So I was taking the tour of the college of magic or whatever and then FUCKING DRAGON OUT OF NOWHERE. Except all it did was roar and fly around for a bit until it left.
I just had a random encounter where a guy ran up to me, handed me a bow and ran off telling me to hold onto it for him, turns out he'd stolen it and the hunter he'd stolen it from was chasing him.
Never order from CJS-CDkeys, I ordered on thursday and got a region locked RU key, got refunded few hours later and ordered a EU key on the same day, I still haven't gotten the key because they're out of stock even though they told me they had lots in stock when I ordered and now I get an email saying they'll get keys the 15th. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
[QUOTE=Starship;33257084]Never order from CJS-CDkeys, I ordered on thursday and got a region locked RU key, got refunded few hours later and ordered a EU key on the same day, I still haven't gotten the key because they're out of stock even though they told me they had lots in stock when I ordered and now I get an email saying they'll get keys the 15th. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.[/QUOTE] Serves you right being a cheap ass on such an awesome game.
Anyone generous enough to gift me a copy of skyrim, i want to play it so badly, i could pay you back with my tf2 inventory, or something like that?
does anything actually mention the oblivion character? it's like he/she never existed.
Man playing this game listening to the OST, then changing my music list for the Thor Soundtrack and Gladiator Soundtrack makes me feel so baddass playing this game even if I'm only playing tag with the kids in Whiterun.
[QUOTE=Bert the Turtle;33257103]does anything actually mention the oblivion character? it's like he/she never existed.[/QUOTE] Well, to be fair, you weren't really anyone of Importance like The Nerevarine or the Dragonborn, plus the whole Martin turning into a dragon probably swamped any minor details like who helped events along.
[QUOTE=Bert the Turtle;33257103]does anything actually mention the oblivion character? it's like he/she never existed.[/QUOTE] Not the char specifically but they do mention stuff that happened in Cyrodil like the Oblivion invasions and stuff.
[QUOTE=RayvenQ;33257091]Serves you right being a cheap ass on such an awesome game.[/QUOTE] I don't have enough money for buying it on steam if I want both SR3 and skyrim this month, Sorry If I don't get paid alot.
I'm unsure if my battlemage should wear light armor or not. The fucking cloaks with 75% faster mana regen just seem necessary if you want to achieve anything with magick, but without armor i'm practically useless in melee fights.
[QUOTE=Starship;33257137]I don't have enough money for buying it on steam if I want both SR3 and skyrim this month, Sorry If I don't get paid alot.[/QUOTE] Some of us in the world make Choices. That means we decided to get Skyrim instead of Saints Row.
[QUOTE=Source;33257118]Not the char specifically but they do mention stuff that happened in Cyrodil like the Oblivion invasions and stuff.[/QUOTE] In a book called The Oblivion Crisis, they summarize the entire game in it. Including the Protaginist's actions in them.
[QUOTE=DarkWolf2;33257156]In a book called The Oblivion Crisis, they summarize the entire game in it. Including the Protaginist's actions in them.[/QUOTE] "The Hero Of Kvatch", none the less.
I'm going to miss the empire once I've liberated Skyrim. [QUOTE=No Party Hats;33257168]"The Hero Of Kvatch", none the less.[/QUOTE] They call you that in Oblivion as well.
[QUOTE=Bert the Turtle;33257103]does anything actually mention the oblivion character? it's like he/she never existed.[/QUOTE] There's a book in some dungeon that has a, like, 10 page chronicle of what the Prisoner from oblivion did.
[QUOTE=No Party Hats;33257168]"The Hero Of Kvatch", none the less.[/QUOTE] Savior of Bruma, thank you very much.
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