• I played Oblivion blacked-out drunk and here's what happened (via picture story)
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I am your Adoring Fan
[QUOTE=poryon2]I am your Adoring Fan[/QUOTE] Let me prepare my burning cross and ropes... :v:
[QUOTE=XcoliahX]Let me prepare my burning cross and ropes... :v:[/QUOTE] :tinfoil:
[QUOTE=poryon2]I am your Adoring Fan[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff256/Tastyburger8/Adoring-Fan.jpg[/IMG]
The most incredible four hours of your life and you missed it!
[QUOTE=Reaper911][IMG]http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff256/Tastyburger8/Adoring-Fan.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] You sire will Die Know Hold still son while I fetch Ma BOOM STICK
[QUOTE=zeroXSBK]You sire will Die Know Hold still son while I fetch Ma BOOM STICK[/QUOTE] oh, you're so funny!
I know aren't I P.S. When I'm done with that guy YOUR NEXT [IMG]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2086/2251578682_d7c36f7eef.jpg?v=0[/IMG] LIES ALL LIES
have fun with that.
You had around 4 years in jail. That's not bad for that many murders.
Ahahaahahaha. That is absolutely incredible.
I honestly can't stop laughing at this. Perfect, just perfect.
I fucking lol'd. This is the greatness that is the OP. I love you. 5/5 10/10
[QUOTE=zeroXSBK]I know aren't I P.S. When I'm done with that guy YOUR NEXT [IMG]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2086/2251578682_d7c36f7eef.jpg?v=0[/IMG] LIES ALL LIES[/QUOTE] I have a theory that the Din of Mean, Keith Jardine is also Techno Viking. I mean, it has to be... Just look at this... Keith Jardine [img]http://www.mmaroot.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/keith-jardine-1.jpg[/img] Techno Viking [img]http://www.4colorrebellion.com/media/pics/08/08/techno-viking.jpg[/img] IT JUST HAS TO BE
I even killed the horses.
[QUOTE=Jabberwocky]You are now more dangerous than an entire oblivion invasion. Hats off to you.[/QUOTE] THAT IS NOT HARD TO DO! considering all they do is spawn a few scamps that ether walk around a two inch space and get killed by the waundering rat.
[QUOTE=Skwee]Funny story and all, but if you aren't lying about ALL of it, you are at least lying about ONE thing. This: You say you played for 4 hours straight, but the save file skips from 332 to 33[u]7[/u] Meaning that either you went into your documents folder and accidentally renamed it to save 337, or you went into your documents and deleted the 4 saves in between and forgot to renamed the 337 to 333 to make it look like you played for 4 hours straight.. Other than that, it is a nice story, even if it is not completely true. [b]Edit:[/b] Unless I am missing something of course, if I did then I just made a complete ass out of myself.[/QUOTE] Yeah, I just saved over them a few times. I promise you I didn't make any of the events that happened in the save file. I only made up the parts afterwards, such as dropping all of my stolen items. The story was obviously made in a non-druken state. [b]Edit:[/b] [QUOTE=BlueSaint]THAT IS NOT HARD TO DO! considering all they do is spawn a few scamps that ether walk around a two inch space and get killed by the waundering rat.[/QUOTE] And when your're black out drunk and have zero control over your actions, then you can tell me how easy it is.
[QUOTE=joecool]Yeah, I just saved over them a few times. I promise you I didn't make any of the events that happened in the save file. I only made up the parts afterwards, such as dropping all of my stolen items. The story was obviously made in a non-druken state. [b]Edit:[/b] And when your're black out drunk and have zero control over your actions, then you can tell me how easy it is.[/QUOTE] You do not have "zero control over your actions."
Try playing HL1 while drunk. Especially in Xen.
[QUOTE=HolyCrusade]You do not have "zero control over your actions."[/QUOTE] Okay, well you technically [I]have[/I] control of what you're doing but it's basically useless. You're unable to consciously make decisions about anything, your body is just on autopilot. And having no memory of doing anything doesn't make anything easier.
I bet when you realized your fee you were all like [img]http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/2594/rage1wv6.jpg[/img]
What an amazing story. Never delete that save file. Ever.
[QUOTE=gbtygfvyg]I bet when you realized your fee you were all like [img]http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/2594/rage1wv6.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] I keep seeing that picture. What/where is it from?
Oh god I split a side.
You are a god among drunkards.
Haha yes I remember how it took me 1 hour to kill off the entire capital city. The guards didn't even dare to speak to me anymore :P.
fuck shit up the game.
[QUOTE=HolyCrusade]You do not have "zero control over your actions."[/QUOTE] What - have you ever been drunk more than the "lol I talk much"-state? But hell, even that is some sort of losing control.
Hahahahha this is great. The pic of the naked dead guy made me laugh.
Wow, almost 300 funnies and a digg (it has like 20 diggs, but it's still a digg). Didn't even come close to expecting this to be that popular! I'm glad everyone is getting a good laugh!
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