• Warhammer Megathread V4: Now includes Fantasy!
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[QUOTE=Kevinsevenalt;34646216]Wait...really? Fuck, where are those damned Tech Priests when you need them.[/QUOTE] Playing Pong.
I need to suggest to my friend that we play much more killteam
Friend next to me got to wave 20 as a level 4 chaos sorcerer in last standalone. My god.
Apparently, I've not seen the video and it was taken down, a video was released when Last Stand first came out, it had 3 Relic Devs at Level 1, reaching and beating level 20.
[t]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvhp3yrA1R1r5ew6ho1_500.jpg[/t] [t]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvhp3yrA1R1r5ew6ho2_500.jpg[/t] Is it bad that when I first saw these on my Tumblr dashboard, that I thought it was a really fancy WH40K conversion?
[QUOTE=biodude94566;34648282] Is it bad that when I first saw these on my Tumblr dashboard, that I thought it was a really fancy WH40K conversion?[/QUOTE] You mean it isn't? Awwwww.
[QUOTE=Etcetera;34648291]You mean it isn't? Awwwww.[/QUOTE] Followed the reblogs back to the original, and [url=http://www.mymodernmet.com/profiles/blogs/church-made-of-guns-and-ammo]apparently, it's not[/url]. It's about war, religion, and death?
[QUOTE=mixshifter;34645217]So yeah, in Retribution, I flipped so much shit when [sp]you kill Thule as Chaos.[/sp][/QUOTE] Makes sense, Eliphas and Thule absolutely hated eachother in DoW:DC.
Is there a way to make it so that in DoWII I play as Tarkus and my friend plays the commander?
[QUOTE=PaChIrA;34649916]Is there a way to make it so that in DoWII I play as Tarkus and my friend plays the commander?[/QUOTE] Have him host the game and assign Tarkus to you.
[QUOTE=PaChIrA;34649916]Is there a way to make it so that in DoWII I play as Tarkus and my friend plays the commander?[/QUOTE] Try the squad selection screen. If it isn't unlocked right away you might have to wait until you get Thaddeus. Also I got a draw today, got paired against Blood Angels. We were playing Objective Control, and I got to deploy and go first. There were 4 objectives; one at the back of my side by a ruin, one in a crater near the middle, one on a tower at the back of his side, and one in a crater on his side. I held one Crusader squad with Bolters on the nearest objective at game start, I put another in a Rhino on the far left with the EC and the Marshall took control of the melee squad. The Terminus was on a hill by the ruin occupied by the Ranged Squad,so there was very little on the table it couldn't hit. He had Commander Dante and a squad of Sanguinary Guard, 5 Death Company and Astorath, and a Librarian Furioso in reserve, and he had a Razorback, a Tactical Squad, and a Terminator squad deployed on the left and right sides of the table. I went first and I started by stunning the Razorback with the Terminus, then letting the Dreadnought finish it off with its Assault Cannon. I moved the Melee Squad into the middle crater to capture it, and I moved the Rhino up a bit. In his turn he deep striked Dante's squad into range of 3/4 of my army, and he got his Dreadnought to land next to it. [b]He killed one Neophyte.[/b] I retaliated by shooting with 12 Bolt Pistols, 2 Storm Bolters , the whole squad occupying my ruin, and the Dreadnought. I killed every one of them, except for Dante. I had deepstriked my CC Terminators in and he charged them, only killing one. "Uh oh." He got hit with 15 PW wounds. [sp]He died.[/sp] The Terminus meanwhile blew up the Furioso, wiping out the only reliable AT weapon in his army. The only other units with a weapon capable of damaging my vehicles were the Terminator with Assault Cannon and his 2 Missile Launchers camping in his ruin. In the next turn he deep striked his Death Company into the exact same spot where the Sanguinary Guard got slaughtered. I managed to kill 3 men, which wasn't enough as I soon found out. His Death Company charged my Terminators and wiped them out, then consolidated and attacked my ruin squad. They got annihilated too. Astorath and 2 Death Company wiped out 6 Terminators and 10 Crusaders in a turn. Ouch. Meanwhile on the far left of the board my Rhino Squad got stalled and had to disembark to attack the Termie squad I hadn't dealt with yet. When they charged the Emperors Champion killed 2 of his Termies before they even struck. Another two died to the PF Sergeant and one more got killed by a Crusader with a Bolter. By the end I controlled just the mid point, and he controlled the ruins on his side. It was a draw, but I got the following killcount: Commander Dante 6 Sanguinary Guard 3 Death Company 5 Terminators Razorback Furioso Dreadnought Ive got a whole week of matches to look forward to, starting with a 600pt per person Planet Strike game on Monday, a 600pt Tourney on Friday and my usual 1750pt match on Saturday. My christ, Warhammer is fun when you've got a place to try out your stuff after 3 years of collecting. Also, a question. What sort of units are ideal for 600 pt games?
Vulkan vs Fulgrim [video=youtube;HUvBTb-0lH8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUvBTb-0lH8&feature=related[/video]
Last night I was watching robocop and the scene where the walker tries to walk down stairs and falls then can't get back up reminded me of the space marine weakness to stairs
[QUOTE=Dr.C;34651798]Last night I was watching robocop and the scene where the walker tries to walk down stairs and falls then can't get back up reminded me of the space marine weakness to stairs[/QUOTE] Were you looking through my window? I watched Robocop yesterday and I thought of the exact same thing.
Somehow Cain in Robocop 2 reminds me of Chaos dreadnoughts.
I just learned that Warhammer 40k universe has dwarves [url]http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Squats[/url] why aren't they in any vidya game??! [img]http://img4.hostingpics.net/pics/580450squat.jpg[/img] [img]http://images.wikia.com/warhammer40k/images/0/0c/Squat_Trooper_by_NachoMon.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Roxerg;34654040]I just learned that Warhammer 40k universe has dwarves [url]http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Squats[/url] why aren't they in any vidya game??! [/QUOTE] Games Workshop declared Exterminatus on the Squats. Only a few scattered players and Dan Abnett remember them.
[QUOTE=Roxerg;34654040]HERESY SHIT[/QUOTE] *BLAM BLAM BLAM* [img]http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs41/f/2009/011/6/a/Fuklaw__Suspicions_by_Gannadene.jpg[/img] Nothing to see here.
I was just searching for that, but couldn't find a good picture of him.
[QUOTE=Roxerg;34654040]I just learned that Warhammer 40k universe has dwarves [url]http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Squats[/url] why aren't they in any vidya game??! [/QUOTE] They don't exist. [T]http://i.imgur.com/wM6yD.jpg[/T]
but they're so awesome ;_; and it said there that there are a few that joined Space Marines and stuff. [editline]11th February 2012[/editline] also here's something that's not a millennium old and extinct: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3zJCBCXVHQ&feature=channel_video_title[/media]
just take the joke that no one talks about the squa-
[QUOTE=KommradKommisar;34655934]just take the joke that no one talks about the squa-[/QUOTE] Squats squats squats, there I said it, squats are fine, just never mention zoa-
How can I get superglue off my fingers?
[QUOTE=pointyface;34659976]How can I get superglue off my fingers?[/QUOTE] Let it dry and peel it off.
[QUOTE=pointyface;34659976]How can I get superglue off my fingers?[/QUOTE] Acetone. Not saying it's good for your hands, but it'll damn sure get the super-glue off.
Just got Blood Reaver, which follows the Night Lords. Would anyone recommend other books? I also saw Victories of the Space Marines, The Word Bearers and Space Wolves Omnibus, and the Ciaphas Cain and Horus Heresy series.
For around 5 years anyone who mentioned squats on the GW forums were perma'd :v:
[QUOTE=Waterrmelonn;34661280]Just got Blood Reaver, which follows the Night Lords. Would anyone recommend other books? I also saw Victories of the Space Marines, The Word Bearers and Space Wolves Omnibus, and the Ciaphas Cain and Horus Heresy series.[/QUOTE] Soul Hunter, it's the one which came before it.
[QUOTE=Roxerg;34654040]s [/QUOTE] squats? I don't know what you're talking about. squats do not exist, Roxerg.
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