• Ever notice how perverted the song "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town" sounds?
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Here's the lyrics, now look closely and you'll see what I mean. [quote]You better watch out You better not cry Better not pout I'm telling you why Santa Claus is coming to town He's making a list And checking it twice; Gonna find out Who's naughty and nice Santa Claus is coming to town He sees you when you're sleeping He knows when you're awake He knows if you've been bad or good So be good for goodness sake! O! You better watch out! You better not cry Better not pout I'm telling you why Santa Claus is coming to town Santa Claus is coming to town[/quote] If you still can't see it, try renaming Santa with another name.
It's only perverted if you want it to be perverted.
No, it's just your sex crazed mind.
It's not perverted, you're just dirty.
Only a teenage boy would think of it in a dirty way. And the song is obviously not aimed at teenage boys.
Fucking ninjas everywhere man
Only perverted to 11-14 year olds who are immature.
[quote] You better watch out You better not cry Better not pout I'm telling you why John is coming to town He's making a list And checking it twice; Gonna find out Who's naughty and nice John is coming to town He sees you when you're sleeping He knows when you're awake He knows if you've been bad or good So be good for goodness sake! O! You better watch out! You better not cry Better not pout I'm telling you why John is coming to town John is coming to town[/quote] Don't see nothing wrong, mate.
Ok lets try this: [quote]You better watch out You better not cry Better not pout I'm telling you why Pedo Bear is coming to town He's making a list And checking it twice; Gonna find out Who's naughty and nice Pedo Bear is coming to town He sees you when you're sleeping He knows when you're awake He knows if you've been bad or good So be good for goodness sake! O! You better watch out! You better not cry Better not pout I'm telling you why Pedo Bear is coming to town Pedo Bear is coming to town[/quote] It somewhat works.
Maybe if you're a sex-crazed adolescent. [editline]11:23PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Mr.2007;18636352]Ok lets try this: It somewhat works.[/QUOTE] My point still stands.
ever notice how pointless this thread is???
The only thing that bothers me is that he knows when I'm sleeping and he knows when I'm awake. Does he know when I'm fapping? If so.. why does he care? What a perv.
[QUOTE=Strider_07;18636354]Maybe if you're a sex-crazed adolescent. [editline]11:23PM[/editline] My point still stands.[/QUOTE] It was a mere demonstration, but op is still an idiot.
Get your mind out of the gutter. It's as simple as that.
He knows who is naughty or nice:q:
Did he notice how I pissed my bed last night because I was just that drunk?
It's only perverted if you think it is. Now the song "Baby It's cold outside"? That song is screwed up.
this song made me realize santa is a stalker
I did.
[QUOTE=Semion Mogilevich]You better watch out You better not cry Better not pout I'm telling you why Semion Mogilevich is coming to town He's making a list And checking it twice; Gonna find out Who's naughty and nice Semion Mogilevich is coming to town He sees you when you're sleeping He knows when you're awake He knows if you've been bad or good So be good for goodness sake! O! You better watch out! You better not cry Better not pout I'm telling you why Semion Mogilevich is coming to town Semion Mogilevich is coming to town[/QUOTE] Oh jesus. Damn you, fbi.gov.
You're just 12.
I don't see it as a sexual thing, I see it more as Santa looking through your window with a knife covered in raindeer blood. [quote]You better watch out You better not cry Better not pout I'm telling you why Charles Manson is coming to town He's making a list And checking it twice; Gonna find out Who's naughty and nice Charles Manson is coming to town He sees you when you're sleeping He knows when you're awake He knows if you've been bad or good So be good for goodness sake! O! You better watch out! You better not cry Better not pout I'm telling you why Charles Manson is coming to town Charles Manson is coming to town[/quote]
Ever sing it in a perverted voice and have your grandma over hear?
Replace santa claus with Philbert
[QUOTE=Neckbeard;18636271]It's only perverted if you want it to be perverted.[/QUOTE] And by god I want it! [editline]11:57AM[/editline] [QUOTE=RELAXiN;18638122]Ever sing it in a perverted voice and have your grandma over hear?[/QUOTE] What the fucking fuck!? :lol::lol::lol:
It's Cumming CUMMING! Not coming. Damn get the joke right! On a second Note... [quote]She'll be cumming around the mountain when she cums she'll be riding six white horses, she'll be riding six white horses, she'll be riding six white horses When she cums, when she cums [/quote] Nuff said...
more importantly have you noticed how awesome the version that bruce springsteen does of this is?
Gary glitter's coming to town
Really? Damn get some porn and stop thinking dirty man.
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