Feeling bored? Hate that one asshole that never shuts up? Want to piss someone off? send them a Mormon! Send them twenty Mormons. send them TEN THOUSAND MORMONS. Because its free! And its super easy. all you need to do is enter their info here:[url] http://mormon.org/missionaries/[/url] and a mormon will show up in 2 days. You can send the same person multiples, and have them come once a day. and it actually works, too!
If anyone is particularly pissing you off, post their address here and we can ALL send them the full love of the latter day saints!
I fucking lol'd.
Let's hope this really works.
A million times better than sending boxes. It's like sending boxes that don't shut the fuck up.
If this shit is real I have some work to do.
Sent some to the Facepunch Office. <3
Send about 50, that will get you banned Chickens no doubt.
I'm trying to send them to a friend of mine.
Hope Brazil is on the list.
I like how you can't read the "e" in Missionaries.
[QUOTE=Zarjk;31695669]Send about 50, that will get you banned Chickens no doubt.[/QUOTE]
You do it, you big chicken!
I have a particular person, who royally pissed me off, by telling my ex all kinds of lies. Would facepunch help to piss them off?
[QUOTE=TheDestroyerOfall;31696007]I have a particular person, who royally pissed me off, by telling my ex all kinds of lies. Would facepunch help to piss them off?[/QUOTE]
What's in it for us?
A smile and laughter after i post their reaction to the mormonpocolypse.
Oh, i will send them to the pentecostalism guy in my class, lets see his reaction.
I would do this but I don't really know of anyone to do it to.
That sounds fucking ridiculous.
I like it.
Sending one to my friend. The website seems kinda slow right now, though.
I sent one to my mom. This ought to be good.
friend on steam wanted me to post this here
On one hand, I feel really bad that these people are so devout in their beliefs that they want to help expand their beliefs through drastic measures like this, but on the other hand I want send morman missionaries to every house in the ghetto on the other side of town.
Valve HQ, here they come.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;31697946]friend on steam wanted me to post this here
oh here let me send him some more missonaries*
city name left unblurred as proof it's the same person. You should really hide that shit yo
We can send them to North Korea as well, anyone know Kim Jong's address?
Sent one to my ex girlfriend.
It almost feels like sending out your very own minions, doesn't it?
I want a site where you can send WBC missionaries.
Isn't this just as bad as ordering boxes to someones house?
This site is hilarious. Just sent one to my friend Troup.
Now all we need is to be able to send Jehovah's Witnesses to peoples houses.
[QUOTE=Dirf;31696263]I would do this but I don't really know of anyone to do it to.[/QUOTE]
Time to pull out the phone book.
Or maybe I'll look online.
I doubt this will work.
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