• Megadeth
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Anyone know what one actually won the contest?
Megadeth's 14th Studio Album "Still Going" Song List: Breakpoint Go to Hell (With all Satanic Lyrics removed, Now its just about burying things.) Angry Again Crown of Worms Kill the King 99 Ways to Die À Tout Le Monde Diadems Unnamed song that uses a riff from Kill em' All but it doesn't matter because dave WROTE THAT WHOLE ALBUM, YEP EVERY RIFF. Expect it sometime in late 2016. Album Cover: [img]http://th02.deviantart.net/fs71/150/f/2011/179/9/5/vic_rattlehead_by_holierthancow-d3ke91v.jpg[/img]
And don't miss Dave's solo country album, entitled D4V3! Includes many great tracks, such as "Liberals are Evil", "Drugs and Black Magic (Ruined My Life)" and "I Was Kicked Out Of Metallica... And I Wasn't Happy About It" Coming to a conspiracy-con near you!
[QUOTE=Higginz511;32257509]Megadeth's 14th Studio Album "Still Going" Song List: Breakpoint Go to Hell (With all Satanic Lyrics removed, Now its just about burying things.) Angry Again Crown of Worms Kill the King 99 Ways to Die À Tout Le Monde Diadems Unnamed song that uses a riff from Kill em' All but it doesn't matter because dave WROTE THAT WHOLE ALBUM, YEP EVERY RIFF. Expect it sometime in late 2016. Album Cover: [img]http://th02.deviantart.net/fs71/150/f/2011/179/9/5/vic_rattlehead_by_holierthancow-d3ke91v.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] i dont get it
[QUOTE=JonniXD;32259374]And don't miss Dave's solo country album, entitled D4V3![/QUOTE] But will he still be using those cheap as fuck piezo acoustics that sound like MIDI synths? That's kinda a dealbreaker. [editline]12th September 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Vedicardi;32263844]i dont get it[/QUOTE] the fuck is your avatar
the best character from the best anime ever
[QUOTE=Vedicardi;32264221]the best character from the best anime ever[/QUOTE] i'm gonna make an off topic post about how i don't like anime [editline]12th September 2011[/editline] watch out
oh no
[QUOTE=Higginz511;32257509]Megadeth's 14th Studio Album "Still Going" Song List: Breakpoint Go to Hell (With all Satanic Lyrics removed, Now its just about burying things.) Angry Again Crown of Worms Kill the King 99 Ways to Die À Tout Le Monde Diadems Unnamed song that uses a riff from Kill em' All but it doesn't matter because dave WROTE THAT WHOLE ALBUM, YEP EVERY RIFF. Expect it sometime in late 2016. Album Cover: [img]http://th02.deviantart.net/fs71/150/f/2011/179/9/5/vic_rattlehead_by_holierthancow-d3ke91v.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] [QUOTE=JonniXD;32259374]And don't miss Dave's solo country album, entitled D4V3! Includes many great tracks, such as "Liberals are Evil", "Drugs and Black Magic (Ruined My Life)" and "I Was Kicked Out Of Metallica... And I Wasn't Happy About It" Coming to a conspiracy-con near you![/QUOTE] best posts
[QUOTE=Higginz511;32257509]Unnamed song that uses a riff from Kill em' All but it doesn't matter because dave WROTE THAT WHOLE ALBUM, YEP EVERY RIFF.[/QUOTE]Oh oh oh I know this one It's gonna be [B]Hop in the Flames[/B] [QUOTE=Higginz511;32257509]À Tout Le Monde [/QUOTE] With added orchestration, new video and 3 quest singers from random foreign metal bands
Dave's (True) Version of Kill 'Em All Dispatch 'Em Entirely Smack the Lamps The IV Equineriders EngineExhalation Hop in the Flames (Analgesia) Yanking Molars Goadstrike Ghost King Nay Repentance Pursue & Annul Alloy Reserves
comedy bandwagon genius on our hands
[QUOTE=Jack Bryce;32265514]Dave's (True) Version of Kill 'Em All Dispatch 'Em Entirely Smack the Lamps The IV Equineriders EngineExhalation Hop in the Flames (Analgesia) Yanking Molars Goadstrike Ghost King Nay Repentance Pursue & Annul Alloy Reserves[/QUOTE] killed it [editline]13th September 2011[/editline] daev steals all riffs and rehashes songs while removing satanic conspiracies AM I FUNNY YET NO
the part that makes his post so funny to me is thinking about how long it took for him to make that list. I can just see him sitting there for a half hour typing it out trying to think of hilarrrrrious synonyms
Jack Bryce's Mother's interpretation of Kill 'Em All Revive Noone At All Block The Darkness Not the Six Catwomen BicyclepoweredEyesight Stand Still in the water (Nothing) Pushing Tongues Handcuff no mark Alive Guy Servant Yes I Enjoyed It Sit on our asses and Fix Rock Medics GET IT CAUSE THEYRE ALL THE OPPOSITES
Happy Birthday Dave?
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qg0JYJKtWgI[/media] happy birthday!
No, guys, wait, he says he has had some bad experience with birthdays, so he stopped having them. Shame.
[QUOTE=JonniXD;32271116]No, guys, wait, he says he has had some bad experience with birthdays, so he stopped having them. Shame.[/QUOTE] Might be getting just a liiiiiittle old. [editline]13th September 2011[/editline] Both the joke and Dave himself.
[QUOTE=Vedicardi;32264221]the best character from the best anime ever[/QUOTE] Which is what, spongebob? I don't follow hip-hop.
[QUOTE=TheIceman;32269849]Happy Birthday Dave?[/QUOTE] Oh wow Crazy Dave Mustaine has been on this earth for half a century
[QUOTE=Xenocidebot;32274714]Which is what, spongebob? I don't follow hip-hop.[/QUOTE] close enough!
The Big Four show would not have been complete with Crazy Conspiracy Theory Dave, and of course he managed to deliver. Oh, Dave...
He so crayzeh...
Dave's gotta get neck surgery. Turns out he spent his 50th birthday in a hospital bed.
[QUOTE=Smug Bastard;32301371]Dave's gotta get neck surgery. Turns out he spent his 50th birthday in a hospital bed.[/QUOTE]Actually I think he HAD it on his birthday. He was mentioning something about surgery, couldn't really hear him that well over a bunch of people cheering and the drunken idiots behind me yelling to each other, so he might've said he needs to get it done, but I thought he said he had it done. He did definitely say "I shouldn't even be here right now, but I wanted to come out and play for 'ya, so here I am anyway." Or something pretty close to that which boils down to what I said, anyway. And of course, Crazy Conspiracy Theory Dave came to save the day from them crazy liberals and all their Obamaganda with the following: "Lemme ask you guys a question...how many of you are gettin' sick and tired of our federal government..." (and then proceeded to play Holy Wars...The Punishment Due)
No dave fell asleep leaning on his arm on a chair again :(
[QUOTE=Puddlez;32302644]No dave fell asleep leaning on his arm on a chair again :([/QUOTE] Those fucking chairs man, they must be possessed by satanic forces...
no it's clearly the liberal communist government trying to kill him for knowing the truth
Maybe if he falls asleep on another chair he'll revert to old Dave. Its worth a shot.
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