• My Amazing Love Life : A True Story of True Teenage Romance
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[QUOTE=Sprocket Shit;20548983]You guys don't seem to understand, I'm not saying I'm better than anybody but lesser/inferior people. Unless you have self esteem issues and you consider yourself a lesser being, there's no reason to be so hostile.[/QUOTE] There is a massive difference between cocky and confident. You're obviously ridiculously insecure to need to constantly big yourself up and you've done it to the point I don't even take your "true story" seriously. A self-confident person doesn't need to go on and on about how good they are, because they are already happy with themselves and don't need affirmation from a bunch of dweebs on a forum. I've played in a band and am an attractive guy with nice hair but I don't feel the need to go on and on about it to other people and don't look at myself in the mirror everyday for 20 minutes thinking about how awesome I am. Oh..and texting someone 50-100 times a day, having a relationship based over phone conversation, having some odd phobia that stops you from physically interacting with someone annnnd being foolish enough to date someone who you admitted was a complete psycho..yeah man so awesome.. I think you are the one with self-esteem issues buddy..
[QUOTE=Sprocket Shit;20546299]If I were to show you a picture of me, you would not believe it was actually me, the reason why is because you would have never thought you would know somebody as amazing or as beautiful as myself in your lifetime.[/QUOTE] OK do it. Since you seem to have an opinion that even your ass emits a radiant glow, show us a picture of you. Your accomplishments are nothing more than empty claims at best. Post a picture of yourself and if...IF it causes me, and every other FP'er to jizz in our pants the second we see it than yes, I'll admit you're awesome.
[QUOTE=iamgnome;20550141]OP is basically [IMG]http://www.pawlingbookcove.com/images/covers/thepictureofdoriangray.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] i recall OSCAR MIKE btw this thread belong to love advice topic
Sprocket: [Img]http://theonesilove.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/funny-pictures-the-fat-alf-kid-0fp.jpg[/Img]
Awesome people never say they're awesome, maybe just when they're joking.
Man, you're a douche. [img]http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/topic/2586/summary_image.jpg[/img] You are one of those guys.
[QUOTE=Mercykiller;20546783]Sprocket == Septok == Not Awesome?[/QUOTE] Avatar fits too.
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?p=20316124#post20316124[/url] You're also a liar. This threads pretty stupid really.. trolling or not. Noone cares about 8th grade.... or 9th grade. Better stories come later in life.
[QUOTE=Otsegolation;20546676]Mine is better. I met an innocent looking girl on valentines day. Fast forward a week later, I ask her out the second time I ever see her, we go on a date that night, get in a high speed car chase, and fuck the rest of the night away. Her romance splooged all over my genitals.[/QUOTE] Much better. :golfclap:
[QUOTE=DragonGenX;20552077]Man, you're a douche. [img]http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/topic/2586/summary_image.jpg[/img] You are one of those guys.[/QUOTE] No, no. Even guidos are less annoying than OP. Also, nobody gives a fuck. You aren't unique, just some kid with low self esteem coming on Facepunch bragging about your exaggerated past to boost your ego. I know bros who are better people than you.
He's not even good at being a douche. I'm pretty full of myself, but I've done things that have earned me the right to be. I've accomplished a lot, this kid is just some homeschooled (JeffAndersen busts him a few posts up) loser trying to hide his incredibly low self-esteem.
Damn fine trolling.
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;20553313]He's not even good at being a douche. I'm pretty full of myself, but I've done things that have earned me the right to be. I've accomplished a lot, this kid is just some homeschooled (JeffAndersen busts him a few posts up) loser trying to hide his incredibly low self-esteem.[/QUOTE] it's septok
This thread deeply disappointed me.
uh just another faggot with low self esteem then
Got beat up by a short asian girlfriend of yours, and now you're trying to build self-confidence by proclaiming your supposed 'awesomeness' to deaf ears. Good job, you did not succeed.
I stoped reading at the first paragraph. You bighead.
The level of douchebaggery in the OP is near overpowering.
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;20553313]He's not even good at being a douche. I'm pretty full of myself, but I've done things that have earned me the right to be. I've accomplished a lot, this kid is just some homeschooled (JeffAndersen busts him a few posts up) loser trying to hide his incredibly low self-esteem.[/QUOTE] I can tell how smart you are if you think being homeschooled is in any way a negative thing. It's negative when you're being raised by idiotic religious missionaries but when you have parents who actually know what the fuck they're doing homeschooling is the best possible thing academically and it never even hurts your social life if you're not autistic. [QUOTE=Bloodshed16;20550451]Hahah, I actually enjoyed the read. You guys are far too uptight with your "oh noes, an ego."[/QUOTE] Wow. Someone who actually gets it. And it only took 3 whole pages!
[QUOTE=Sprocket Shit;20556183] [b]marvel at the story of my amazing high school love life[/b] [b]I'm so amazing that my very words can bring girls to a climax[/b] [b]all of the girls in band loved me because they had never witnessed such an incredible person before.[/b] [b]I did have minor crushes that I didn't bother approaching because they didn't meet my criteria completely[/b] [b]because I am far too amazingly awesome to bring myself down to a lesser person's level of petty insults and immature babble[/b] [b]I am currently still single because it's hard to find a girl that is on my level of amazing[/b] [/QUOTE] No, you are annoying as fuck. And those are only just a few examples. [editline]03:16PM[/editline] And this story was anything but amazing. It wasn't even remotely interesting.
You sound like a complete asshole/egotistical idiot. No offense.
Sprocket, have you ever tortured small animals (in a sanitary way of course) just to hear those inferior than thou critters whimpering? You should really try it, it would seem to suit your sick sociopath mindset.
homeschooling always leads to less sociable children, regardless of the parent. honestly, it's a good thing for kids to be around other kids their age. otherwise they don't learn the necessary social skills and end up like the OP with horrible misconceptions of how to behave around other people. my neighbor was homeschooled (his parents are menonite). Nice enough guy, but he's absolutely terrible at socializing. He can't hold a conversation to save his life. you miss out on so much by not going to school and making friends.
[QUOTE=Hullu V3;20549096]You're just like everyone else. You just think you're special. Yet, you have not proven anything of what you have said. I'm the president of the United States.[/QUOTE] No, he's very special. He's [b]special[/b]
You went out with a child and didn't kiss, hold hands or hug. So you didn't actually go out, you had a little childish "girlfriend" that everyone has before the find out what a relationship actually is. Also, if you're so awesome, can you give me my time back for reading this shit?
[QUOTE=Rambo_9;20556887]homeschooling always leads to less sociable children, regardless of the parent. honestly, it's a good thing for kids to be around other kids their age. otherwise they don't learn the necessary social skills and end up like the OP with horrible misconceptions of how to behave around other people. my neighbor was homeschooled (his parents are menonite). Nice enough guy, but he's absolutely terrible at socializing. He can't hold a conversation to save his life. you miss out on so much by not going to school and making friends.[/QUOTE] :doh: Didn't I just say that religious people are not good at homeschooling? And I'm not going to be able to take you very seriously considered you filled out every application with "Cum" except your steam profile ID. On top of that, an anime avatar of some girl from street fighter covered in a semen like substance.
[QUOTE=Saukkoman;20556802]Sprocket, have you ever tortured small animals (in a sanitary way of course) just to hear those inferior than thou critters whimpering? You should really try it, it would seem to suit your sick sociopath mindset.[/QUOTE] no, that was chris0132 [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?p=13805694#post13805694[/url]
[QUOTE=Hallucinate;20556937]You went out with a child and didn't kiss, hold hands or hug. So you didn't actually go out, you had a little childish "girlfriend" that everyone has before the find out what a relationship actually is. Also, if you're so awesome, can you give me my time back for reading this shit?[/QUOTE] You didn't get to the best part, where she started calling me a stalker.
You're narcissistic.
[QUOTE=Sprocket Shit;20557011]where she started calling me a stalker.[/QUOTE] I feel for you dude. I can't understand how you managed to live through that mental anguish, If anyone had called me a stalker I might just have killed myself right there and then. I respect you for having the courage and willpower to struggle through what I as a lesser being could not have.
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