• The Most Interesting Man in the World
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[img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MFm6qAHaGUE/TFXLroTPGGI/AAAAAAAAAZ8/Y3gj4ATRNko/s1600/most_interesting_man.jpg[/img] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekgWhC78NTg&feature=player_embedded#![/media] He is the life of parties he has never attended If he were to punch you in the face, you’d have to fight off the urge to thank him. Sharks Have a week dedicated to him. Police often question him, just because they find him interesting. His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser mans body. His blood smells like cologne. If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there. His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards. He taught a horse to read his email for him. Even his enemy’s list him as there emergency contact. He speaks fluent French, in Russian. His charm is so contagious, vaccines we’re created for it. He is the only person to ever ace a Rorschach Test. If he we’re to give you directions… You would never get lost. And you’d arrive at least 5 minutes early. He’s been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into a room. He’s a lover… Not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so Don’t get any ideas. He once visited a Psychic…to warn her. He planted the idea for the movie ‘Inception’ into Christopher Nolan’s mind while he was dreaming. Bear hugs are what he gives bears. He once taught a German Shepard how to bark in Russian. His organ donor card also includes his beard. When he goes for a swim he doesn’t get wet, the water gets him. His parents were named after him. He once ran a marathon backwards, just to see what second place looked like. He has found Waldo several times, but has released him because he enjoys the hunt. A movie about his life cannot be completed, no one wants it to end. He is the only person Chuck Norris has apologized to. He once started a fire, using dental floss and water. One hour of conversation with him is equivalent to 16 years of college. He can speak braille. He can make orange juice, out of apples. He once had a staring contest with his reflection, on the fourth day he won. Some say he once found the fountain of youth but didn't drink from it because he wasn't thirsty. [b]He is the most interesting man in the world.[/b]
I want to know who he is.
Fast threads. I am now the most useful man in the world.
Like his name and stuff.
He is fast threads [editline]03:55PM[/editline] fuuuu
I dunno if I have a heart to ruin your fun. No literaly, I don't. These are just regurgitated Chuck Norris-esque jokes. They need to be beaten horribly. Because they're not the [I]Stig.[/I] Some say he created Chuck Norris, Others say he maybe have also created this guy... All I know is [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/forumdisplay.php?f=60"]this.[/URL]
[QUOTE=Mister B;24475031]I want to know who he is.[/QUOTE] his real name is apparently Johnathan Goldsmith
I don't often drink, because i have several DUIs. [editline]06:58PM[/editline] [img]http://images.memegenerator.net/The-Most-Interesting-Man-in-the-World/ImageMacro/2361779/I-dont-always-drink-but-when-I-do-I-become-sexually-aggressive.jpg[/img]
I don't always visit facepunch, but when I do; I prefer fast threads. Stay dumb my friends.
[i]Stay thirsty my friends[/i]
He is amazing.
[QUOTE=Steak;24475036]Fast threads. I am now the most useful man in the world.[/QUOTE] no [editline]07:02PM[/editline] [QUOTE=beanhead;24475039]He is fast threads [editline]03:55PM[/editline] fuuuu[/QUOTE] nope [editline]07:02PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Bubz;24475162]I don't always visit facepunch, but when I do; I prefer fast threads. Stay dumb my friends.[/QUOTE] nu uh
Anyone know some history about him?
[QUOTE=pyrofiliac;24475101] [IMG]http://images.memegenerator.net/The-Most-Interesting-Man-in-the-World/ImageMacro/2361779/I-dont-always-drink-but-when-I-do-I-become-sexually-aggressive.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Lol.
He is the only person Chuck Norris has apologized to. LIES.
[QUOTE=BP's CEO;24475300]He is the only person Chuck Norris has apologized to. LIES.[/QUOTE] [img]http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:-6p6G-IiY9QBRM:http://memegenerator.net/Instances/121/The-Most-Interesting-Man-in-the-World-HEY-FEMALE-DOES-THIS-RAG-SMELL-LIKE-CHLOROFORM-TO-YOU.jpg&t=1[/img]
[QUOTE=BP's CEO;24475300]He is the only person Chuck Norris has apologized to. LIES.[/QUOTE] Truth.
Lol @ thatoneguys pic
why the fuck would he need chloroform if he's the most interesting man in the world
Lol I like the facts. Did you come up with these on your own?
[QUOTE=BP's CEO;24475300]He is the only person Chuck Norris has apologized to. LIES.[/QUOTE] Chuck Norris isn't even that cool
I do believe he is the new Chuck Noris.
Someone should make a comic series based on The Most Interesting Man in the World, the DirectTV Russian, and Old Spice Guy, teamed up together to punish evil and shit.
I don't always drink beer, but when I do I beat my wife.
Oh so this is what Bill did before the zombie apocalypse.
[img]http://memegenerator.net/Most-Interesting-man/ImageMacro/1239818/Most-Interesting-man-I-DONT-ALWAYS-DRINK-BEER-BUT-WHEN-I-DO-I-BEAT-MY-WIFE.jpg[/img]
i lost interest :/
he has no flaws he's not very interesting to be honest
"He has found Waldo several times but released him because he enjoys the hunt." Is he General Zoraff?
Some of those are fairly funny.
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