• The Jesus Chatline (professional trolling)
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Perhaps you've heard of an internet broadcast called "The Jesus Chatline" which consists of two hosts: Richard Burnish and Steven Chilton. [IMG]http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/6679/jesuschatline.png[/IMG] I'll try not to bore you with a bunch of information, but it's pretty much all a joke. They have their own bible which Richard "wrote" called the Neon bible. and they have all this propaganda to go with it, like professional looking videos with testimonials about how Richard helped them. And images which they display during broadcasting at times, such as one where Richard is on a bed with Angelina Jolie and he is sitting back looking relaxed as if he is fighting off any sexual urges. And the show itself is probably one of the most hilarious things you've ever seen. I've compiled a few videos from their recent shows and it's hilarious. Most the people who call in think they're the ones trolling him, but it's really them trolling eachother. You'll se what I mean if you watch one of these videos. Pt 1: [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxxVxSFcc3I[/URL] Pt 2: [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3SEXFKnmvA[/URL] Pt 3: [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrUhTb3KvA0[/URL] Pt 4: [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UEnxbASBU8[/URL] Pt 5: [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77UYoxZ_SJ4[/URL] Pt 6: [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOGKopUMBI0[/URL] Pt 7: [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=046KzgcuSiQ[/URL] Pt 8: [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-_wmLPWG9Q[/URL] Pt 9: [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zlkpHxECqw[/URL] Pt 10: [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVl_CUVnTvE[/URL] NEW! Pt. 11 [video=youtube;k4JXEsymEBU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4JXEsymEBU[/video] They don't have a usual time to broadcast. Usually once on weekends, and maybe once on the weekdays. They post the time on their twitter usually. Here's their Facebook if you're interested: [url]http://facebook.com/jesuschatline[/url] EDIT: They are now posting the broadcasting time on their website here: [URL]http://www.jesuschatline.com/watchlive.html[/URL] Tell me what you think of this. Would you call them professional trolls? Do you think they're actually serious?
I think they just trolled you out of your time. Because you're wasting your time doing anything vaguely related to these idiots.
trollin xD xD
I'm not going to lie, I think the mormons are worth trolling more then this fellows.
[QUOTE=Chickens!;30415330]I think they just trolled you out of your time. Because you're wasting your time doing anything vaguely related to these idiots.[/QUOTE] No i think they're awesome and hilarious
These are actually pretty funny.
[quote]"How big is your penis?" "Tha- Thats-"[/quote] Lost it.
Rich wants to cure homosexuality... his right ear has a single ear ring on it. jesus these trolls are brilliant, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.
[QUOTE=Chickens!;30415330]I think they just trolled you out of your time. Because you're wasting your time doing anything vaguely related to these idiots.[/QUOTE] no fun allowed
video 2 about 2.30 I lost it. [editline]12th June 2011[/editline] Btw is this on tonight ! Like a regular thing ?
[QUOTE=J!NX;30416204]Rich wants to cure homosexuality... his right ear has a single ear ring on it. jesus these trolls are brilliant[/QUOTE] he might be gay but the webcam might mirror the image. i dont think there's a way to tell unless you ask, or there is writing somewhere. and the graphics aren't mirrored because they are separate of course. I'll see if i can find any writing though. EDIT: i actually found one of his promo videos and his earring is actually on his left ear. [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BYhJa5IFSc[/url]
Inhale your grandmother's fart like a fuckin' bong hit
[QUOTE=shaunr;30416610]he might be gay but the webcam might mirror the image. i dont think there's a way to tell unless you ask, or there is writing somewhere. and the graphics aren't mirrored because they are separate of course. I'll see if i can find any writing though. EDIT: i actually found one of his promo videos and his earring is actually on his left ear. [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BYhJa5IFSc[/url][/QUOTE] you can see that the image on OP has his ear ring on his right.
[QUOTE=J!NX;30416761]you can see that the image on OP has his ear ring on his right.[/QUOTE] oh damn. maybe he changes it. i guess you can try to ask him. although i think if he's actually gay that makes it more extreme trolling.
[quote] Let me unzip my pants real quick...[/quote] :suicide:
[QUOTE=Godline;30416576]video 2 about 2.30 I lost it. [editline]12th June 2011[/editline] Btw is this on tonight ! Like a regular thing ?[/QUOTE] i asked them a couple days ago and they said theyd try to do it tonight. i dont know if it will be a regular thing though. if they have enough people request they do it regularly then they probably will, but for now it seems once sometime during the weekday, and once sometime during the weekend.
[QUOTE=shaunr;30416862]oh damn. maybe he changes it. i guess you can try to ask him. although i think if he's actually gay that makes it more extreme trolling.[/QUOTE] Should tell him he looks cute if its on the right? :smug:
This is hilarious. heh, gayity Richard Burnish is hilarious. Can't keep a straight face like Steven though. I love how they'll go off-screen for 15 seconds because they're laughing so hard and then they'll come back with a serious face.
"You mean every time I drink I have to buy a new Neon Bible?" "Yes" This shit is hilarious.
"are you shitting me?" "Did.. did you just curse at me?" "No I did not" "You said 'shit'!" "No, i said.. ...Richard are you sitting on those donations" "So you're denying it?" "Yes, yes I am" "....so how big is your penis?" Bout as funny as OwnagePranks. I swear Steven is Minnesotan by the way he stretches some his o's.
Holy fuck this is gold I bet they're atheist and/or gay
This is so fucking hilarious.
"This is Barbie." "Okay, Barbie." "I have a question." "Just like the doll? Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha."
My first reaction to thread title was that it was another BS extremeist religious group. Then I saw the video.
"Are you shitting me?" "You just said shit!" "No, I uh, said: Richard, are you sitting on uh, those donations because you should deposit them" Marketing genius.
They are obvious trolls guys.
[QUOTE=Mr_Razzums;30421096]They are obvious trolls guys.[/QUOTE] Really? no shit! thats why we are so into it! its funny.
[QUOTE=ewitwins;30415580]I'm not going to lie, I think the mormons are worth trolling more then this fellows.[/QUOTE] I've trolled Mormons before. I feel very guilty about it now so I go out of my way to be nice to them.
Mormons are too silly to make fun of, they're already too funny on their own.
Oh god, this is hilarious.
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