• How does one whom has tried everything with no results gain weight?
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[QUOTE=Painties Hose;34116288]So I guess I once again will give up. Oh well, thanks for the advice. So much for my dream of being able to wear tshirts.[/QUOTE] "I don't feel like doing what they told me to do so I'l just be sarcastic and not take any of the good advices that were given"
[QUOTE=Region;34116335]"I don't feel like doing what they told me to do so I'l just be sarcastic and not take any of the good advices that were given"[/QUOTE] What part of "i've done it already" do you not understand? [editline]8th January 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=sp00ks]What are you expecting us to say?[/quote] Perhaps something I haven't tried a dozen times yet. [editline]8th January 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Region;34116335]"I don't feel like doing what they told me to do so I'l just be sarcastic and not take any of the good advices that were given"[/QUOTE] Also, i wasn't being sarcastic. I was being quite literal actually. I really do mean that I (probably) will give up once again, I really am thankful for the advice (however ineffective it is for me) and I really do dream of being able to wear tshirts again.
There is nothing else to do. Go to the fucking doctor. If you are telling the truth you have a serious condition which could prove dangerous.
If you tried GOMAD with full fat milk for ~2 months and haven't gained some weight, whether it be fat or muscle, read this: Go to your doc.
I will got out on a limb here and assume you are sick. Graves' disease and hyperthyroidism or possibilities, but according to you, your thyroid levels are just fine. Besides, according to you, again, you don't lose weight at a progressive fashion you're just unable to gain any. I shall go out on a limb again, and assume being sick may still be the issue here. Malabsorption or cancer are possibilities. I can deny the possibility of Malabsorption as you again, said to had done bloodwork and vitamin levels came out fine (not enough to exclude it completely, but those are the "vibes" I get after re-reading your posts). As of Cancer... well, it's up to you to decide. I just got my phD from ebay two days ago, and so, by the power entrusted in me, I declare you healthy as a bull. As I've said above, there's no progressive weight lost. This sounds exactly like someone who doesn't eat enough. I am sorry, but your inability to accept your situation and your need to go online and deny what everyone says proves your point exactly- you can't, because you won't. p.s didn't feel the need to state you might have a parasite, because the chances are very low and frankly that sounds unlikely according to your posts.
Also are you sure you're eating alot?? Sometimes it might seem that you just ate alot and you might be full but you didn't actually eat much at all. Also go to the doctor like everyone else is saying.
Im assuming hes a retard and not eating right or correctly, if your not eating each meal to close to vomit proportions then your not eating right. Your not eating enough, stop trying to look for medical reasons to blame your laziness on. Oh and hes going to rate me dumb too
[QUOTE=Seith;34116688]I will got out on a limb here and assume you are sick. Graves' disease and hyperthyroidism or possibilities, but according to you, your thyroid levels are just fine. Besides, according to you, again, you don't lose weight at a progressive fashion you're just unable to gain any. I shall go out on a limb again, and assume being sick may still be the issue here. Malabsorption or cancer are possibilities. I can deny the possibility of Malabsorption as you again, said to had done bloodwork and vitamin levels came out fine (not enough to exclude it completely, but those are the "vibes" I get after re-reading your posts). As of Cancer... well, it's up to you to decide. I just got my phD from ebay two days ago, and so, by the power entrusted in me, I declare you healthy as a bull. As I've said above, there's no progressive weight lost. This sounds exactly like someone who doesn't eat enough. I am sorry, but your inability to accept your situation and your need to go online and deny what everyone says proves your point exactly- you can't, because you won't. p.s didn't feel the need to state you might have a parasite, because the chances are very low and frankly that sounds unlikely according to your posts.[/QUOTE] I've only gotten bloodwork done once, and bloodwork isn't always accurate. However everytime I suggest to the doctor that I would like to try it again he says "it isn't necessary because you are perfectly normal" and doesn't want to do whatever it is where they give you a slip to go to the lab and get blood taken. I don't know if it's relevant, but the doctor is also a skinny twig like me.
[QUOTE=Painties Hose;34116958]I've only gotten bloodwork done once, and bloodwork isn't always accurate. However everytime I suggest to the doctor that I would like to try it again he says "it isn't necessary because you are perfectly normal" and doesn't want to do whatever it is where they give you a slip to go to the lab and get blood taken. I don't know if it's relevant, but the doctor is also a skinny twig like me.[/QUOTE] Then eat 3000-4000 calories for a month, if you don't gain anything, you're sick. Nothing much to explain...
Insist then. Insist you want bloodwork done.
[QUOTE=Seith;34117124]Insist then. Insist you want bloodwork done.[/QUOTE] Do you think he'd do it if I brought my mom in with me? Or maybe I should change my doctor?
Change your doctor.
[QUOTE=sp00ks;34117185]Change your doctor.[/QUOTE] I will do that then.
[QUOTE=Painties Hose;34117241]I will do that then.[/QUOTE] No need to exaggerate. Also, he knows your history, it won't be that easy. Tell him what you want and why you need it. Insist. Godspeed my friend.
I think I saw you use the word "toned" last page. I'm gonna give you an early warning that most people that know what they are doing, despise that word. So, avoid it.
[QUOTE=Arcana;34118169]I think I saw you use the word "toned" last page. I'm gonna give you an early warning that most people that know what they are doing, despise that word. So, avoid it.[/QUOTE] If you say so.
y not finish the job and kill yourself?? rofl this is more of some skinny twink wishing for instant results . i so very much disbelieve you know even the smallest of actual truth in regards to anything relating to what this forum is about. id like to say im not going to humour you but sure go ahead and waste some money at the doctors for thorough screening. [editline]9th January 2012[/editline] rofl for you to think there are no people that were as malnourished as you at or around 22 who later gained weight is retarded
The fact that you want to look like Bieber (who btw, is SKINNY AS FUCK in that photo) and think a 20 lb lighter/earlier version of maucer looks "perfect" makes me not want to help you at all. But w/e, I will because i am a generous deity. Here it the solution to all your troubles: [B]EAT MORE[/B] Literally you eat like 1500 calories and then you're crying "omg abloo bloo I can't gain any weight!!" Try eating 4000 calories for at least a month and then come back here. [editline]10th January 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Painties Hose;34114376] Also, I want you all to assume I'm extremely educated in the area of nutrition, because I am. I am only telling you this because people implying I don't know what I am doing pisses me off to high hell.[/QUOTE] You don't know shit about nutrition buddy.
[QUOTE=JaegerMonster;34138875] Try eating 4000 calories for at least a month and then come back here. [/QUOTE] It's hard to eat a lot. Especially if your parents are the ones who cook, and they both follow the same diet. I can barely get 2000 calories if I tried. Also, school lunches are small. I don't eat breakfast, and a sandwich and a bit of fish with some sort of vegetable isn't going to get me calories fast. Idk if he is in the same situation, but it can be hard get tons of calories.
[QUOTE=The Worm;34138968]It's hard to eat a lot. Especially if your parents are the ones who cook, and they both follow the same diet. I can barely get 2000 calories if I tried. Also, school lunches are small. I don't eat breakfast, and a sandwich and a bit of fish with some sort of vegetable isn't going to get me calories fast. Idk if he is in the same situation, but it can be hard get tons of calories.[/QUOTE] That is a load of shit. When i was 16-18 there was plenty of shit for me to eat at home. I'm sure your parents won't object to you cooking, as long as you clean up after yourself (you lazy fuck). Raid your fucking pantry, I'm sure there's plenty of stuff you can shove into your cum catcher to get more calories in. Or buy some weight gainer and mix it with milk, drink 3 of these a day. That's like 60-70 carbs and 40-50 grams of protein per shake.
[QUOTE=JaegerMonster;34139605]That is a load of shit. When i was 16-18 there was plenty of shit for me to eat at home. I'm sure your parents won't object to you cooking, as long as you clean up after yourself (you lazy fuck). Raid your fucking pantry, I'm sure there's plenty of stuff you can shove into your cum catcher to get more calories in. Or buy some weight gainer and mix it with milk, drink 3 of these a day. That's like 60-70 carbs and 40-50 grams of protein per shake.[/QUOTE] Well, as you're the expert on my life, I'll take your advice. 1: Raid pantry Shake 'n' bake Special K bars Cheerios Italian dressing seasoning Box of pene Refrigerator Cheese Ham Butter Milk Cherries Ketchup Lettuce Carrots 2: "weight gainer" + Milk No. Best I can do is make pasta.
[QUOTE=The Worm;34139723]Well, as you're the expert on my life, I'll take your advice. 1: Raid pantry Shake 'n' bake Special K bars Cheerios Italian dressing seasoning Box of pene Refrigerator Cheese Ham Butter Milk Cherries Ketchup Lettuce Carrots 2: "weight gainer" + Milk No. Best I can do is make pasta.[/QUOTE] Why no to the weight gainer?
[QUOTE=The Worm;34139723]Well, as you're the expert on my life, I'll take your advice. 1: Raid pantry Shake 'n' bake [B]Special K bars[/B] Cheerios Italian dressing seasoning [B]Box of pene[/B] Refrigerator [B]Cheese Ham Butter Milk[/B] Cherries Ketchup Lettuce Carrots 2: "weight gainer" + Milk No. Best I can do is make pasta.[/QUOTE] Oh would you look at that Calorie dense food. Also why "no" to weight gainer + milk
[QUOTE=JaegerMonster;34138875] Literally you eat like 1500 calories and then you're crying "omg abloo bloo I can't gain any weight!!"[/QUOTE] The fact you even said this shows you either did not read most of my posts or you have zero reading comprehension. As I have said many times, [B][I][U]1500 calories is what I eat NORMALLY[/U][/I][/B] which maintains my weight, thus [U][I][B]I burn somewhere around that many calories a day[/B][/I][/U]. When trying to gain weight. [B][I][U]I go almost double that, somewhere around 2800 calories average. Fuck, the milkshake recipe I made that I drink during weight-gain mode has 1300 calories itself![/U][/I][/B] [I]NO WAY [/I]am I burning that many calories by doing what I do each day, by the way, what I do each day is this: 1. Wake up, the second my eyes open, I go to the bathroom and pee. 2. go back to bedroom, sit in fetal position on computer chair, for the rest of the day, unless i have to pee or dookie. 3. go to bed. [editline]10th January 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=JaegerMonster;34139956]Oh would you look at that Calorie dense food. Also why "no" to weight gainer + milk[/QUOTE] Do you want him to shovel milk and butter and cheese down his throat? At best, he'll have constant diarrhea and end up dehydrated. Especially if he adds weight gain powder into the mix and doesn't drink it in small cups throughout the day. [editline]10th January 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=JaegerMonster;34139605] shove into your cum catcher[/QUOTE] Well, aren't you just a bucket of compassion.
"aaaaaaa im so mad because i expect to gain weight in a week because im a stupid sack of shit "-painties rofl computer all day at 22 and you need your mother to go into the doctor with you. wtf convince me youre not actually severely autistic
[QUOTE=Casnus;34143067]"aaaaaaa im so mad because i expect to gain weight in a week because im a stupid sack of shit "-painties rofl computer all day at 22 and you need your mother to go into the doctor with you. wtf convince me youre not actually severely autistic[/QUOTE] I didn't used to have autism, but reading the responses you post in this and other threads has damaged my brain so badly that I may as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb..
Babbies. Babbies everywhere. Obviously a teen lives with parents, you know, nothing he can do about it. Obviously, the teen doesn't have his own income, but yet, he can ask his parents for money, which they should provide. Obviously you can buy your own food, you know. And obviously you can cook the bought food man... [B]FFFUCK I WAS COOKING MY OWN EGGS, CHICKEN, PASTA AND WHATEVER AT THE AGE OF 14[/B] and even then I thought I was a babby that learned to make his own food way too late. Lets assume you don't get money and can't buy your own food. You can cook the ham you have in fridge, you know. You can pretty much cook anything, you know. You should fucking cook your face omg... Seriously, IMPLYING that cooking is only for bitches. Is a microwave and computer the only goddamn thing some people can operate these days? o_o
Maybe he's in a low income family. Not everybody is a snooty privileged kiddy after all. I'm in a low income family, and when I want to get even a cheapish protein powder, I have to not buy vitamins, face wash/moisturizer/lip balm, and skip the (non contract) phone bill for the month to do so. It's somewhat hard to stuff your face all day when doing so means you end up eating your mom's and/or brother's food for the day. But I manage to at least eat 1000 more calories than I burn for at least 5-6 days a week, when trying to gain weight. And it also sucks to have to choose between either decent, comfortable skin, smooth soft lips, phone service, and bodily energy, but no protein powder. or the opposite: dry peeling lips that hurt just from smiling, painful acne, blotchy, oil-slicky face, dry flaky skin, but a jug of protein powder that has never worked before and probably never will, and only serves to bloat my belly and give me gas and the runs.
You don't have to be a rich bitch to bulk in a gym. You don't have to be an athlete, dedicated to sportsmanship to bulk in a gym. [B]All you need[/B] are some (few) conditions, like a gym nearby, time and some dosh to get yourself some decent food and a specific, non bitching, persevere mindset. Protein powders help a lot, but technically, you can live without them if you have the time, resources and will to make your own food. Also, it is foolish of you to accent an argument upon poorness. I know blokes that are definitely poorer than you, but yet manage to get ripped. I don't swim in dosh either, you know.
[QUOTE=Panz3rfaust!;34143359]I know blokes that are definitely poorer than you[/QUOTE] How can you "know" if you don't even know our income. Did I post it at some point? If I have, please show me when I did. If I have not, I don't really want to, lest I be called a liar and bullshitter again by the supposedly omniscient people that occupy this sub-forum.
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