• Best Korea Interactive
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Start to make a dirt barrier on the road and make people pay to pass by. Donate 30% of your earnings to Best Korea.
Reshape those Damn hills so you can make The Fortress XL2.2.3 [editline]4th June 2011[/editline] Them Koreans got Magical powers.
Eat shit in the honor of KIM JONG-IL .
[QUOTE=a-cookie;30241213]Start to make a dirt barrier on the road and make people pay to pass by. Donate 30% of your earnings to Best Korea.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i1236.photobucket.com/albums/ff454/TB990/Best%20Korea%20Interactive/Bestkorea015.png[/img] You use your STICK to make a DIRT BARRIER on the road. You wait patiently for a car... [img]http://i1236.photobucket.com/albums/ff454/TB990/Best%20Korea%20Interactive/Bestkorea016.png[/img] [img]http://i1236.photobucket.com/albums/ff454/TB990/Best%20Korea%20Interactive/Bestkorea017.png[/img] [img]http://i1236.photobucket.com/albums/ff454/TB990/Best%20Korea%20Interactive/Bestkorea018.png[/img]
Check if you can see buildings somewhere up ahead.
Enter the shack, draw a picture of Kim-Jong-Il kicking every world leader's ass.
Get Kim-Jong-Il tattoo on your chest
[QUOTE=Shadoxa;30245039]Get Kim-Jong-Il tattoo on your chest[/QUOTE] No. Get him tattoo on your penis.
stick twigs in your dickhole
OH HoHo. [editline]4th June 2011[/editline] Because then it would fly away.
twigs in penis is best penis, do it to please kimmy as his followers always call him
[QUOTE=Crossu88;30244029]Enter the shack, draw a picture of Kim-Jong-Il kicking every world leader's ass.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i1236.photobucket.com/albums/ff454/TB990/Best%20Korea%20Interactive/Bestkorea019.png[/img] You enter the SHACK. [img]http://i1236.photobucket.com/albums/ff454/TB990/Best%20Korea%20Interactive/Bestkorea020.png[/img] Using your existing PAINTING OF KIM JONG-IL, you draw a very crude image of OBAMA getting kicked in the bum. [img]http://i1236.photobucket.com/albums/ff454/TB990/Best%20Korea%20Interactive/Kim-Jong-il-002.jpg[/img] KIM JONG-IL APPROVES OF YOUR ACTIONS You gain 1 KP. You are TIRED.
sleep in the middle of the road so if KIM JONG-IL drives by he must stop and then you can speak to him
sleep on your bed, and praise kim as you go to sleep
Dream about Kim Jong Il :allears: He's so dreamy..
Use your Kim Points to fart travel to Japan and give a conference on the differences between Best Korea and Worst Korea.
Sleep and dream of being bossed around by Kim Jong Il, and like it.
[img]http://i1236.photobucket.com/albums/ff454/TB990/Best%20Korea%20Interactive/Bestkorea021.png[/img] You go to sleep. You ENERGY is restored completely. You HEALTH is restored to 80%. [img]http://i1236.photobucket.com/albums/ff454/TB990/Best%20Korea%20Interactive/Bestkorea022.png[/img] [img]http://i1236.photobucket.com/albums/ff454/TB990/Best%20Korea%20Interactive/Bestkorea023.png[/img] You awake as you're getting dragged out of your SHACK by a KPA SOLDIER. He demands you get rid of the DIRT BARRIER. You politely ask him for some MONEY in return. [img]http://i1236.photobucket.com/albums/ff454/TB990/Best%20Korea%20Interactive/Bestkorea024.png[/img] He kicks you in the head and leaves. [img]http://i1236.photobucket.com/albums/ff454/TB990/Best%20Korea%20Interactive/Bestkorea025.png[/img] You are now unconscious. You lost 30% of your HEALTH from the kick. [img]http://i1236.photobucket.com/albums/ff454/TB990/Best%20Korea%20Interactive/Kim-Jong-il-001.jpg[/img] KIM JONG-IL DISAPPROVES OF YOUR ACTIONS You lose 1 KP.
Remove the dirt barrier Also, write praises about Kim Jong-Il with your blood
[QUOTE=SeverePapercut;30246218]stick twigs in your dickhole[/QUOTE] [img]http://i1236.photobucket.com/albums/ff454/TB990/Best%20Korea%20Interactive/Bestkorea026.png[/img] You immediately proceed to put a TWIG in your URETHRA. You lose 20% of your HEALTH. You are now HURT. Please seek medical attention.
i think that pleases KIM JONG-IL +1 kp point?
[QUOTE=SeverePapercut;30261687]i think that pleases KIM JONG-IL +1 kp point?[/QUOTE] I'm the one who decides when you get Kim-points, not you.
[QUOTE=UnknownDude;30261805]I'm the one who decides when you get Kim-points, not you.[/QUOTE] it was a question i thought twigs in dickhole would please the great leader
[QUOTE=SeverePapercut;30261847]it was a question i thought twigs in dickhole would please the great leader[/QUOTE] not unless it's his twig
Get medical attention
Make a statue of the great leader from the dirt.
get pissed off
well, we're screwed. How the hell is some poor-ass Korean guy who lives in a one room shack going to get medical attention, let alone pay for it?
pray to some [b]unknownDude[/b] that you are magically healed
[QUOTE=Potanis;30278314]well, we're screwed. How the hell is some poor-ass Korean guy who lives in a one room shack going to get medical attention, let alone pay for it?[/QUOTE] Since you do not have access to a hospital, you will have to come up with a makeshift way to heal yourself. Also, NK does in fact have universal healthcare, but it sucks ass and it is only available to people living in the cities.
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