• Interactive - Waking up in the lounge room.
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This is story about an employee who currently works at Boring Office Inc. Although he thinks his life is pretty boring, he has yet to realize that he's about to go on quite an adventure. It all starts out when he ends up waking up in the lounge room. [IMG]http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/6743/headachec.png[/IMG] That's right, folks. We're going to have to give him a name, just like we did in all those other generic MSPaint interactive stories that starts with the protagonist waking up and not remembering his name or some shit.
You are Finkle Mc.Tickleberry. Search the chair for any loose money.
I think it's John SmOHFUCKMYHEADHURTS.
Balldance Johnson
[QUOTE=Amilo;33014919]Balldance Johnson[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/5557/nowiremember.png[/IMG] The truth hurts, doesn't it, Mr. Johnson. [QUOTE=TheSporeGA;33014856]Search the chair for any loose money.[/QUOTE] You decided to check under the cushion to see if there's any cash under there. [IMG]http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/8977/moneyinthechair.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/8599/terrorinthechair.png[/IMG] Looks like you didn't find any cash at all, but instead something that is so surreal, so horrifying, that it almost made you shit your panties. What is it?
The tv remote, it's been under there so long it's mutated and developed sentience
A portal, Mr. Johnson.
The electric bill! It's been under there for quite a long time... In fact, the power may--
[QUOTE=Treevis121;33016385]The electric bill! It's been under there for quite a long time... In fact, the power may--[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/2357/powerout.png[/IMG]
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Does he have a cigarette lighter on him, if he smokes? He could use that to--- Oh man, something fell over! Are there others around...?
Ever played Dreamgate Escape or From Heaven to Hell? This is one of these moments.A nightmarish,twisted,spawn-of-hell creature leaps at you from the darkness.
Use your cell phone as a flashlight!
[QUOTE=Treevis121;33017451]Does he have a cigarette lighter on him, if he smokes? He could use that to--- Oh man, something fell over! Are there others around...?[/QUOTE] You get out your lighter and- [IMG]http://img809.imageshack.us/img809/3397/inthdarkness.png[/IMG] Oh god.
ohshititsafurry back away
Shake the nice furry's hand. Try to become friends through conversation. Don't worry you are safe, if it's gonna rape anything it will be an animal. Unless you want it. :3
[QUOTE=Tomtyke;33029963]ohshititsafurry back away[/QUOTE] Yeah, something like that, making sure to question it's mere existence in reality.
[QUOTE=Tomtyke;33029963]ohshititsafurry back away[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/5526/ohitsafurry.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/135/bequietwillyou.png[/IMG]
Play a recording of the caramelldansen song in a nearby room, run away in the direction opposite to that of the flamboyant ones.
Burn the furry and stick a stick in it and use it as a torch
Ask him who these "flamboyant" ones are.
Ask what the [b]fuck [/b]is he in a quiet panicked voice
[QUOTE=Tomtyke;33033684]Ask what the [b]fuck [/b]is he in a quiet panicked voice[/QUOTE] He looks like a bunny? Maybe it's a fox, but those buckteeth....
[QUOTE=TheSporeGA;33033945]He looks like a bunny? Maybe it's a fox, but those buckteeth....[/QUOTE] It's supposed to be cat, although I have no idea why I added those buckteeth in the first place. I'll replace those (and maybe work on the snout, too) after I work on the next set of pictures. Also, I think I'll give Balldance a face with actual facial features, like ears, a nose, and hair. Should I just do that or keep him the way he is?
[QUOTE=Skerion;33033989]It's supposed to be cat, although I have no idea why I added those buckteeth in the first place. I'll replace those (and maybe work on the snout, too) after I work on the next set of pictures. Also, I think I'll give Balldance a face with actual facial features, like a nose. I'll give him some hair, too. Speaking of which, how would you guys like him to look like?[/QUOTE] Black short hair. That's all I want. Oh another command: > With your own bare hands carve a vagina in the furry, rape him, then after a few years teach the children the ways of war. Use your new army to destroy these "flamboyant ones"
[QUOTE=Skerion;33033989]It's supposed to be cat, although I have no idea why I added those buckteeth in the first place. I'll replace those (and maybe work on the snout, too) after I work on the next set of pictures. Also, I think I'll give Balldance a face with actual facial features, like a nose. I'll give him some hair, too.[/QUOTE] I don't think you need to improve balldance's face, it looks good ATM, fits the comical style
[QUOTE=Tomtyke;33034204]I don't think you need to improve balldance's face, it looks good ATM, fits the comical style[/QUOTE] Yeah, I kinda figured that it looked pretty good for a cartoon, which is what this comic pretty much is. Plus, it doesn't take as long to draw.
[QUOTE=Skerion;33034246]Yeah, I kinda figured that it looked pretty good for a cartoon, which is what this comic pretty much is. Plus, it doesn't take as long to draw.[/QUOTE] Simplicity is a bliss, and keeps the stress away!
But still, wtf is he, was he a person or is that what the flamboyant ones do? Or is he just there for shits and giggles?
Ask the furry who the Flamboyant Ones are,and why he chose Boring Office Inc. as his hiding place.
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