Care to go upstairs? - Sexual Encounters XIV: When angry intercourse gets violent
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oh my, I forgot about the new upcoming 010ers
Yah i went to Sickipedia before too...
Simpsons did it.
[QUOTE=Saukkoman;19431425]Simpsons did it.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Ohim;19428001]A little joke, I created.
A man wearing a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the fucking safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter. "But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money". "Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your fucking head off!" She obliges and opens the safe door.
"Take one of the bottles and drink it!"
"But it's full of sperm" the girl replies nervously.
"Don't argue, just drink it" he says. She prises off the cap and gulps it down.
"Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands. The girl drinks another one. Suddenly the guy pulls off the balaclava and to the girl's amazement it's her husband.......
"Not that fucking difficult is it?" he says[/QUOTE]
I found that joke abit, disturbing.
A+ thread! :D
I don't get it.
Can some one explain? :frown:
You didn't fucking create this, I saw this joke when I was looking for some sexist jokes to push onto my mom.
[QUOTE=Warren Holzem;19428129]You may be the next Seth Rogan.
[b]EDIT:[/b] This is an insult because Seth Rogan is not funny. God, do you people need to have everything explained for you?[/QUOTE]
your [i]sooooooo[/i] funny
And how many jokes do [i]you[/i] tell that you made up, pissy people in this thread? The joke was still funny, if you heard it before you had no reason to reply.
[QUOTE=grubby;19434867]And how many jokes do [i]you[/i] tell that you made up, pissy people in this thread? The joke was still funny, if you heard it before you had no reason to reply.[/QUOTE]
Yeah but if they didn't say they made it up I'm pretty sure it's not the same.
It's so goddamn c[B]old [/B]outside.
Seth Rogan sucks, and that was pretty funny but yeah, it's old.
That was pretty funny, never heard it before, but you shouldn't pass it off as your own.
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