• Carrot stuck in my asshole. What should I do?
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I just want to make this clear, it's my friend which carrot is stuck in his ass. Not mine. My friend just wanted to try what would happen if he had a carrot stuck up in his ass, nothing strange with that right? But when he bended it to a certain angle, the bottom of the carrot broke, and was left stuck in the asshole and won't get out! I've tried pushing it out and shitting it out, but it seems stuck. I've even tried putting in my fingers and getting it out but it resulted in the carrot getting even deeper in. I am scared shitless guys, and I am starting to bleed a little from my ass. My mother is calling the doctor as we speak, but I though that I could get some help from you guys before I go there. [B]WHAT SHOULD I DO![/B] [IMG]http://img.imgland.net/127611790615.jpg[/IMG] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Dumb thread" - verynicelady))[/highlight]
Parody Thread.
ms paint picture thread, how original.
Make a thread.
Don't sit down.
use something sturdier next time
Get a pet rabbit.
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those threads are starting to get unfunny
Little carrots make me gay
[QUOTE=Cirtaboyz;22494611]I just want to make this clear, it's my friend which carrot is stuck in his ass. Not mine. I am scared shitless guys, and I am starting to bleed a little from my ass. [/QUOTE] Well done :golfclap:
You're going to die, just like the cucumber guy.
[QUOTE=Smasher 006;22494628]Don't sit down.[/QUOTE] Won't make a difference, it's so long up that you can't even see it anymore.
Wedge it in further, with your forehead.
Don't have sex with any more vegetables. Tell your friend to try celery or cucumbers if he is so desperate.
call palahniuk to write a short story about it
Use a buttplug
Lol
Bullshit. An anus can stretch far more than 2 fingers + carrot. I've seen it on internet.
Have a horse or rabbit eat it out of your asshole.
Hot :q:
[QUOTE=orbitrek;22495170]Hot :q:[/QUOTE] Are you sewious!?
Call this guy [img]http://thefilmstage.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/shoot-em-up-1.jpg[/img]
First of all, you make it clear that it is your friend who has a carrot stuck in his arse, then you say your scared shitless because your arse is bleeding randomly. Not only that but you don't know what type of carrot is up it apparently.
shove another one in while youre at it just shove a fully grown zucchini in there too
[QUOTE=Kinglah Crab;22495457]shove another one in while youre at it just shove a fully grown zucchini in there too[/QUOTE] This guy seems to have the right idea.
Squat over a rabbit burrow
Masturbate in a swimming pool and get your innards sucked out
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