• Facepunch Medical Thread V1 (I don't need a doctor it's not that bad)
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[img]http://topnews.net.nz/images/redcross.png[/img] Worried about some strange feeling that comes and goes? Curious why your pinky is going purple? Or what about your stomach growling at you a lot? Post things you find abnormal for your body. It saves you from making a thread and everyone else from posting, "Go see doctor!" or "Go google it!" Here are some things you should take for consideration: -Super powers -Removable cancer by sneezing, burping, farting, pooping, peeing and vomiting. -Another super power -*ADDON* Amputations Rules: 1) This thread is like a medical megathread. Don't post "go google/see doctor." (Like said above) 2) If you are answering someone's question about their "abnormal" issues, quote them please. 3) You cannot really derail the thread unless two people start some kind of medical discussion. [b][u]Known Facepunch medical "experts"[/u][/b] [sp]LOL, yeah..."EXPERTS".[/sp] xgman236x P.S: This thread is an inspiration of JakeAM's thread: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1111741-Weird-Sensation-when-Relaxing[/url]
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Regardless of the merits of this thread, I'd advise everyone in here to see a professional if they're really concerned before they let another FP user diagnose them with X/Y/Z/cancer/death.
you have cancer /thread
I predict all the guys with self-diagnosed mental illnesses to turn up in a few minutes to start giving advice to everyone. As a general rule of thumb if you think there's something wrong just go to your local GP, it's not that hard.
[QUOTE=Judas;31429019]you have cancer /thread[/QUOTE] Godammit
I am Superman I don't need medical help
[QUOTE=Devazzor;31429100]I am Superman I don't need medical help[/QUOTE] Until you get shot with kryptonite bullets.
My dick wont go erect, do I have to amputate it?
guys help when i see a hot girl my penis goes up this is srs
[QUOTE=Pocket Medic;31429172]guys help when i see a hot girl my penis goes up this is srs[/QUOTE] Your penis broke, we have to amputate it.
[QUOTE=Pocket Medic;31429172]guys help when i see a hot girl my penis goes up this is srs[/QUOTE] you are experiencing a fast growing tumor and you need to amputate immediately
One of my testicle is larger than the other two. [editline]30th July 2011[/editline] help
[QUOTE=Craptasket;31429233]One of my testicle is larger than the other two. [editline]30th July 2011[/editline] help[/QUOTE] You have cancer in your testicles, we have to amputate immediately.
[QUOTE=Craptasket;31429233]One of my testicle is larger than the other two. [editline]30th July 2011[/editline] help[/QUOTE] get out the hatchet the smallest is the runt of the litter
I have burger nips, wat do.
[QUOTE=- Livewire -;31429278]I have burger nips, wat do.[/QUOTE] eat them
[QUOTE=TheHydra;31429315]eat them[/QUOTE] But I need them.
I sweat whenever I eat, even ice cream.
I sweat [editline]30th July 2011[/editline] Fucking all the time wtf
[QUOTE=Croix;31430901]I sweat [editline]30th July 2011[/editline] Fucking all the time wtf[/QUOTE] Are you a teenager? If so, that's probably your answer.
where is my cure for super-aids?
I get boner when I see men, any cure?
[QUOTE=Devazzor;31432308]I get boner when I see men, any cure?[/QUOTE] death [editline]30th July 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=a dumb bear;31431357]where is my cure for super-aids?[/QUOTE] try committing suicide [editline]30th July 2011[/editline] trust me I'm a doctor
[QUOTE=- Livewire -;31429278]I have burger nips, wat do.[/QUOTE] Put them in a bun. [editline]30th July 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Devazzor;31432308]I get boner when I see men, any cure?[/QUOTE] Stick it in them.
i have costochondritis, hurts like a bitch sometimes. it also worries me sometimes as it mimics the pain effects of a heart attack. [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Costochondritis[/url] ie. one minute i'll happily be sitting on my pc, next i'll be in agony thinking i'm having a heart attack. i've had to go to the emergency docs twice about it now :v:
sumetimes wen i watch porn nd am fapin dis whit stuph coms out miy dik wat is it??
I am extremely hungover. What do.
[QUOTE=Metanar;31429062]I predict all the guys with self-diagnosed mental illnesses to turn up in a few minutes to start giving advice to everyone. As a general rule of thumb if you think there's something wrong just go to your local GP, it's not that hard.[/QUOTE] My friend self-diagnosed himself with appendicitis and they removed his Appendix the next day.
Eating hot (temperature) food sometimes makes my nose run. Is this nose cancer? How can I make it not happen?
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