• Facepunch Medical Thread V1 (I don't need a doctor it's not that bad)
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[QUOTE=BradB;31433471]Eating hot (temperature) food sometimes makes my nose run. Is this nose cancer? How can I make it not happen?[/QUOTE] don't eat hot food
[QUOTE=BradB;31433471]Eating hot (temperature) food sometimes makes my nose run.Is this nose cancer? How can I make it not happen?[/QUOTE] It's an ingrown toenail
Yesterday I was listening to some music and my right leg muscle started twitching at the sound of the beat in the song, what are these new found powers?
[QUOTE=DeanWinchester;31433744]Yesterday I was listening to some music and my right leg muscle started twitching at the sound of the beat in the song, what are these new found powers?[/QUOTE] you have the "funk" dance til you pass out
No but seriously my burger nips are massive.
My hearing is impaired. What is the best augmentation for both quality and price?
[QUOTE=SgtTupelo;31434503]My hearing is impaired. What is the best augmentation for both quality and price?[/QUOTE] Well obviously you're going to want the cochlear implant, but that drains aug energy to hell and back, so I'd suggest getting the power re-circulator too.
How do I cure mantits Serious question btw
[QUOTE=Chekko;31435153]How do I cure mantits Serious question btw[/QUOTE] Purchase a bra.
[QUOTE=lockdown6;31432350]trust me I'm a doctor[/QUOTE] [quote][img]http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/103/3/e/Dr__Zoidberg__Trust_Me____by_AngryDogDesigns.png[/img][/quote]
I swear there was a thread like this a few years ago.
My left nipple is about 1/4-1/2 and inch lower than my right one.
Good thing you made this thread, usually medical threads in FP go like this I scratched my knee GO SEE A DOCTOR DEAR GOD DOCTOR YOUR DYING CANCER MAKE A THREAD ABOUT IT AIDSS DOCTOR GO SEE A DOCTOR
Well fuck, I just pulled something out of my nose that looks like it has been dead for a few days.
I slept until 8PM today. I should have woken up around 2-3PM but I didn't. I need to be rested for something tomorrow morning around 8AM what the fuck am I supposed to do now?
I watch House. I am an expert on medicine.
[QUOTE=Shoupie;31439652]I watch House. I am an expert on medicine.[/QUOTE] Cool me too. Let's ultrasound some skulls together.
my brother would be all over this thread, he's an EMT, studying to be a PA [editline]30th July 2011[/editline] add my name to the "Experts" list. I can get my brother to answer some questions
[QUOTE=Carbo;31438663]Good thing you made this thread, usually medical threads in FP go like this I scratched my knee GO SEE A DOCTOR DEAR GOD DOCTOR YOUR DYING CANCER MAKE A THREAD ABOUT IT AIDSS DOCTOR GO SEE A DOCTOR[/QUOTE] Needs more cancer.
I am dead.
[QUOTE=Terabytez;31440462]I am dead.[/QUOTE] See a doctor. That could be fatal.
This thread isn't going anywhere.
I actually have cancer. What do?
[QUOTE=Amerigo;31443714]I actually have cancer. What do?[/QUOTE] Try to throw it up.
I think I laughed more in these two pages along then I have in LMAO Pic's
how cure gay this is a question for a friend
[QUOTE=Levithan;31444455]how cure gay this is a question for a friend[/QUOTE] Because I know you don't want to cure it for yourself [editline]31st July 2011[/editline] ;)
I think I may have a serious case of the fats, any cure people?
[QUOTE=Yzooo;31444851]I think I may have a serious case of the fats, any cure people?[/QUOTE] Stop eating, 500mg twice a day.
[QUOTE=Pvt. Banana;31444901]Stop eating, 500mg twice a day.[/QUOTE] When should I start seeing results?
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