• Facepunch Medical Thread V1 (I don't need a doctor it's not that bad)
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[QUOTE=Flem;32378938]Well today I cut my finger down to the bone with a hedge trimmer, lots of blood. Fuck me it didn't half hurt but the nurse was a vigerous bitch when it came to cleaning and stitches. Probably the most agonising thing ever.[/QUOTE] When I was a kid I cut my finger to the bone playing on the car. Stupid sharp metal bit. I got a bandage and it healed :v: [editline]19th September 2011[/editline] Then again at that age, to the bone isn't actually very deep, but it's still scary. I didn't actually see the bone, but with the dept of the cut I know it was around there.
[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;32379026]When I was a kid I cut my finger to the bone playing on the car. Stupid sharp metal bit. I got a bandage and it healed :v: [editline]19th September 2011[/editline] Then again at that age, to the bone isn't actually very deep, but it's still scary. I didn't actually see the bone, but with the dept of the cut I know it was around there.[/QUOTE] The feeling of seeing your own bone is strange as hell.
[QUOTE=Dark RaveN;32317917]Why when I eat some of the fruit (mostly caused by apples, pineapples, pears, plums, peaches AND nuts, in my throat and inside my mouth everything fucking tickels too bad. I stopped eating apples because of this.[/QUOTE] Same things happen to me when I eat most fruits/vegetables. Also, when I eat chicken. But chicken is worst because my food-throat kinda swells-up or something. And I can barely swallow stuff. Even water is hard swallowing. Anyone heard of this before?
[QUOTE=Tottrot;32379703]Same things happen to me when I eat most fruits/vegetables. Also, when I eat chicken. But chicken is worst because my food-throat kinda swells-up or something. And I can barely swallow stuff. Even water is hard swallowing. Anyone heard of this before?[/QUOTE] Think you have an allergy
When I swallow water, my tonsils feel very dry for about a minute. Is this a problem?
[QUOTE=Antdawg;32342535]What's a quick and easy (also hopefully not painful) method of removing an ingrown toenail? I am not going to see a doctor about it because it's such a trivial thing. I was thinking of letting my foot soat in some warm water for a while or some shit, and then use nail scissors to cut along the edge of the visible nail where the ingrowth is, then pull it out and hope it doesn't break up inside and the pain not be too much. Any other methods though? I don't have access to nail scissors, or any scissors small enough to do this.[/QUOTE] [b]Go to a doctor right now.[/b] Or if not, make sure to do it properly and immediately. I got one as a kid. I tried to remove it myself, then waited too long to do anything about, and it got infected. There was a literal bubble of blood-scab-skin-stuff curling over my nail. Someone had field day on it and the nail with a pair of scissors and a bottle of hydrogen peroxide, and it was the most painful experience in my life.
This is embarassing. My penis has been leaking a bit of pre-cum, I think. It happens randomly throughout the day--out of nowhere. It doesn't penetrate my clothing or any shit but It just hangs there in my hurner-werner. This is really inconvenient, and uncomfortable. Help?
[QUOTE=Cone;32370307]Maybe just a pulled muscle. How hard did you hit the ground? [/QUOTE] Sided on a slippery grass, so not that hard
[QUOTE=Flem;32379535]The feeling of seeing your own bone is strange as hell.[/QUOTE] My dad got his wrist cut open by accident. A piece of metal hit him from his drill thing. The skin pulled back and he watched the muscles moved as he moved his fingers and he sat there watching it as he was taken to the hospital. That would have been strange.
[QUOTE=valiant nbd;32369052]my legs and hands vibrate when theyre at a certain angle or tension do i have ms[/QUOTE] Mine do this also, I dont think its a big deal, just a nerve spazing out. It would become a deal if it continues for hours continuously.
[QUOTE=BlackCrow;32382776]This is embarassing. My penis has been leaking a bit of pre-cum, I think. It happens randomly throughout the day--out of nowhere. It doesn't penetrate my clothing or any shit but It just hangs there in my hurner-werner. This is really inconvenient, and uncomfortable. Help?[/QUOTE] So another dude on OMegle said I must masturbate more..? Is this correct?
[QUOTE=BlackCrow;32387885]So another dude on OMegle said I must masturbate more..? Is this correct?[/QUOTE] I think your problem might need you to go to the doctor to find out the problem.
[QUOTE=Hana-San;32387918]I think your problem might need you to go to the doctor to find out the problem.[/QUOTE] I took part in the 2011 no-fap event. :v:
My right lower eyelid is a bit swollen and red. Probably an insect bite or something, looks rather silly.
[QUOTE=Mercenary-;32390325]My right lower eyelid is a bit swollen and red. Probably an insect bite or something, looks rather silly.[/QUOTE] your avatar will happen shortly, that's all i know
Turns out it's Conjunctivitis, I need to grab hold of some eyedrops.
I think that my lungs are plotting against my heart. I fear they're going to choke him out and take supremacy of the blood. This makes me fear for heart. What does heart need to do in this situation?
[QUOTE=Kenja;32392542]I think that my lungs are plotting against my heart. I fear they're going to choke him out and take supremacy of the blood. This makes me fear for heart. What does heart need to do in this situation?[/QUOTE] Recruit the kidneys and lead a full scale assault on the lungs
[QUOTE=Chris220;32392591]Recruit the kidneys and lead a full scale assault on the lungs[/QUOTE] My god, that may just work... GET THE KIDNEYS ON THE PHONE! We have a war to win.
My heart started hurting to the point I had to grit my teeth last night when I was in bed. This also happened to my lower abdomen, and when I placed my shoulder at the correct elevation my jaw would hurt in a similar manner. What's up, Doctor Facepunch?
[QUOTE=Kenja;32393803]My god, that may just work... GET THE KIDNEYS ON THE PHONE! We have a war to win.[/QUOTE] [quote=kidneys]how am i supposed to get up there? oh wait i found a bladder [/quote]
[QUOTE=Cone;32394169]My heart started hurting to the point I had to grit my teeth last night when I was in bed. This also happened to my lower abdomen, and when I placed my shoulder at the correct elevation my jaw would hurt in a similar manner. What's up, Doctor Facepunch?[/QUOTE] It's usually nigh impossible to diagnose abdominal and chest pain without being able to interact with someone. If you're worried see a medical professional.
[QUOTE=Cone;32394169]My heart started hurting to the point I had to grit my teeth last night when I was in bed. This also happened to my lower abdomen, and when I placed my shoulder at the correct elevation my jaw would hurt in a similar manner. What's up, Doctor Facepunch?[/QUOTE] Jesus, fucking go to the doctor. That doesn't sound good.
[img]http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/9568/acba05bb1e41f4d4174bf37.png[/img] should i get this checked out yes i own an xray machine i didnt get this done yesterday i swear
I'm sure a lot of people here have this problem and may (or may not) know how to fix it. How would I fix a forward head posture? It's bothering me now.
[QUOTE=Cone;32394169]My heart started hurting to the point I had to grit my teeth last night when I was in bed. This also happened to my lower abdomen, and when I placed my shoulder at the correct elevation my jaw would hurt in a similar manner. What's up, Doctor Facepunch?[/QUOTE] Doctor, NOW! No really. See a Cardiologist if this is a reoccurring issue.
I got a small spot of red on my right hand, pinkie. After shaking hand with a friend, he held it so hard, it created some sort of red pigmentation on my pinkie. I'm kind of scared, help?
The kidneys have trekked up and have met the bladder. He says that he will help for a price... The price... to drink only water for 1 month. This war can't be won without bladder. I think I will have to pay...
[QUOTE=Kenja;32403112]The kidneys have trekked up and have met the bladder. He says that he will help for a price... The price... to drink only water for 1 month. This war can't be won without bladder. I think I will have to pay...[/QUOTE] Your muscles will be happy. [editline]20th September 2011[/editline] Well most of your body will be actually.
[QUOTE=Kenja;32403112]The kidneys have trekked up and have met the bladder. He says that he will help for a price... The price... to drink only water for 1 month. This war can't be won without bladder. I think I will have to pay...[/QUOTE] Sounds like you might be better off with some hired muscle
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