• Facepunch Medical Thread V1 (I don't need a doctor it's not that bad)
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Recently, I bailed on my first flip while performing Parkour and my left leg [sp]the area just above my ankle[/sp] got hurt. Nothing bad, just a little pain. Now every time I try jumpstyling my leg begins to hurt again. This happened like a week or two ago and I just don't understand why it begins to hurt when I start jumping.
Once when I was choked, my nose would bleed violently and these tube-looking things would kinda fall out. Should I fear any health problems? Neck recovered.
[QUOTE=Mentlegen;34710252]Recently, I bailed on my first flip while performing Parkour and my left leg [sp]the area just above my ankle[/sp] got hurt. Nothing bad, just a little pain. Now every time I try jumpstyling my leg begins to hurt again. This happened like a week or two ago and I just don't understand why it begins to hurt when I start jumping.[/QUOTE] Legs can keep on hurting for quite a bit. Give it another two weeks or see a doctor if you don't trust it.
[QUOTE=Dysgalt;34703611]I have these two warts on my left index finger, how do I remove them? Since I've tried slicing it off with a sterilized scalpel, burning them off, using acid (protected everything but wart), and I've been two the doctor twice to freeze them off. Nothing I've tried has killed them, how are these little fuckers so tough.[/QUOTE] Duct tape I'm actually being serious here, i wrapped some around my foot when i had one and it starved the bugger of light and air and i took the tape off a week later and the wart was gone.
[QUOTE=Mentlegen;34710252]Recently, I bailed on my first flip while performing Parkour and my left leg [sp]the area just above my ankle[/sp] got hurt. Nothing bad, just a little pain. Now every time I try jumpstyling my leg begins to hurt again. This happened like a week or two ago and I just don't understand why it begins to hurt when I start jumping.[/QUOTE] Tendons and ligaments.
Doctor Facepunch, is cracking my neck joints really that bad for you? It's like an addiction, I can't stop doing it.
[QUOTE=Mentlegen;34710252]Recently, I bailed on my first flip while performing Parkour and my left leg [sp]the area just above my ankle[/sp] got hurt. Nothing bad, just a little pain. Now every time I try jumpstyling my leg begins to hurt again. This happened like a week or two ago and I just don't understand why it begins to hurt when I start jumping.[/QUOTE] You're name wouldn't happen to be adam, would it? My friend did the same thing, when you said you did it. Doctor bro
[QUOTE=brandonsh;34718700]Doctor Facepunch, is cracking my neck joints really that bad for you? It's like an addiction, I can't stop doing it.[/QUOTE] As far as I am aware, not directly harmful. My reaction to people who do it continually, however...
[QUOTE=Tools;34710394]Once when I was choked, my nose would bleed violently and these tube-looking things would kinda fall out. Should I fear any health problems? Neck recovered.[/QUOTE] "tube-looking things"? Kind of sounds like large blood clots formed in your nose and took a tube shape because of where they were blood clots coming out when you have a nose bleed is common but they're usually shapeless blobs
[QUOTE=mobrockers2;34712787]Legs can keep on hurting for quite a bit. Give it another two weeks or see a doctor if you don't trust it.[/QUOTE] Thanks mate. [editline]16th February 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=ScoutKing;34719152]You're name wouldn't happen to be adam, would it? My friend did the same thing, when you said you did it. Doctor bro[/QUOTE] I'm sorry, but my name isn't Adam.
[QUOTE='[EG] Pepper;34712916']Duct tape I'm actually being serious here, i wrapped some around my foot when i had one and it starved the bugger of light and air and i took the tape off a week later and the wart was gone.[/QUOTE] are you sure it wasnt stuck to the duct-tape [editline]16th February 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Dysgalt;34703611]I have these two warts on my left index finger, how do I remove them? Since I've tried slicing it off with a sterilized scalpel, burning them off, using acid (protected everything but wart), and I've been two the doctor twice to freeze them off. Nothing I've tried has killed them, how are these little fuckers so tough.[/QUOTE] Warts are caused by the Human Papilloma Virus (HPV). Its basically an infection which has entered the body through a cut etc. I believe there is a vaccine for the virus that you should be able to get at your GP.
[QUOTE=SeanL;34628972]For a long time ive noticed I get these weird dark, purple like blotches on my hand and fingers. Its not like a rash or anything, just the color of the skin. It shows mostly when it's cold, but shows without cold too and it shows up multiple times a day. Also, my fingers or entire hand sometimes become numb for seemingly no reason at all and it's very uncomfortable. My hands are almost always shaking and weird hand/arm spasms occur at times. I just now decided to look this shit up on the internet and Reynaud's phenomenon seems to be the closest thing I can find that relates to it. Thoracic outlet syndrome seems a bit like it as well. [url]http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/PMH0001449/[/url] [url]http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/PMH0002406/[/url] [editline]10th February 2012[/editline] What do you guys think?[/QUOTE] I pretty much have the same problem as you, and when I looked it up it gave me the same answer. I think you can take supplements with garlic, ginger and some other stuff in to ease the symptoms. Ooops, I meant amputation all your limbs is the only answer
[QUOTE=Tools;34710394]Once when I was choked, my nose would bleed violently and these tube-looking things would kinda fall out. Should I fear any health problems? Neck recovered.[/QUOTE] That must have been those cancers coming out.
:( so my medical internship is over, 6 weeks, a few hours a week it was. Too short, but the Case Manger/Register in the ER convinced me to volunteer on Saturdays in the evenings, in hopes of getting a glimpse at seeing something.
Every time i sneeze, i get cramp in my penis any help? :tinfoil:
Sometimes my eyes will squeak when I open and close them as if air is trapped behind my eyelids. It gives me a tingly feeling and tends to be annoying when it does happen, but it normally only happens a few times a month. I don't think it's anything serious and I've never had any eye problems. Does anyone know why this happens?
[QUOTE=Bucketboy;34738171]Every time i sneeze, i get cramp in my penis any help? :tinfoil:[/QUOTE] your only hope is amputation [editline]17th February 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=DeandreT;34738239]Sometimes my eyes will squeak when I open and close them as if air is trapped behind my eyelids. It gives me a tingly feeling and tends to be annoying when it does happen, but it normally only happens a few times a month. I don't think it's anything serious and I've never had any eye problems. Does anyone know why this happens?[/QUOTE] Go see an optician
[QUOTE=ScoutKing;34733784]:( so my medical internship is over, 6 weeks, a few hours a week it was. Too short, but the Case Manger/Register in the ER convinced me to volunteer on Saturdays in the evenings, in hopes of getting a glimpse at seeing something.[/QUOTE] What are you training for? I just got my EMT-B recently. [editline]17th February 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=SeanL;34628972]For a long time ive noticed I get these weird dark, purple like blotches on my hand and fingers. Its not like a rash or anything, just the color of the skin. It shows mostly when it's cold, but shows without cold too and it shows up multiple times a day. Also, my fingers or entire hand sometimes become numb for seemingly no reason at all and it's very uncomfortable. My hands are almost always shaking and weird hand/arm spasms occur at times. I just now decided to look this shit up on the internet and Reynaud's phenomenon seems to be the closest thing I can find that relates to it. Thoracic outlet syndrome seems a bit like it as well. [url]http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/PMH0001449/[/url] [url]http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/PMH0002406/[/url] [editline]10th February 2012[/editline] What do you guys think?[/QUOTE] My first thought with the spasms was [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multiple_sclerosis#Signs_and_symptoms]multiple sclerosis[/url] but that could be because I was watching [URL=http://scrubs.wikia.com/wiki/My_Saving_Grace]that one episode of Scrubs[/url] where the girl has that.
[QUOTE=Bucketboy;34738171]Every time i sneeze, i get cramp in my penis any help? :tinfoil:[/QUOTE] Amputate your face
I have a boil on my penis the size of half a pencil eraser that has shown up since yesterday. I need help now Dr. Facepunch.
[QUOTE=.FLAP.JACK.DAN.;34741373]I have a boil on my penis the size of half a pencil eraser that has shown up since yesterday. I need help now Dr. Facepunch.[/QUOTE] [b]Amputate.[/b]
when I dangle my arm over the side of my bed for an extended period of time, all of my veins swell up and pop out a bit in that arm. It goes back to normal if I pull it back up, though.
well... yeah gravity's a bitch, you know
[QUOTE=.FLAP.JACK.DAN.;34741373]I have a boil on my penis the size of half a pencil eraser that has shown up since yesterday. I need help now Dr. Facepunch.[/QUOTE] That's probably just a blister caused by friction, it can happen occasionally. Did you just start having or have particularly vigorous sex or masturbation?
Nope I have not started to vigorous masturbate as far as I know. The blister looks like it has a bit of puss in it. I read that is could be an ingrown pubic hair.
[QUOTE=.FLAP.JACK.DAN.;34747585]Nope I have not started to vigorous masturbate as far as I know. The blister looks like it has a bit of puss in it. I read that is could be an ingrown pubic hair.[/QUOTE] I've had it a few times before. I just put some benzoyl peroxide on it, and after a week it went away.
You need to put bengay on your balls.
[QUOTE=JumJum;34747609]I've had it a few times before. I just put some benzoyl peroxide on it, and after a week it went away.[/QUOTE] Know any brand names that you could recommend to me?
[QUOTE=.FLAP.JACK.DAN.;34747585]Nope I have not started to vigorous masturbate as far as I know. The blister looks like it has a bit of puss in it. I read that is could be an ingrown pubic hair.[/QUOTE] Go to a fucking doc for dick shit, you never want to damage your penis ever. With my year of medical knowledge, I suggest taking a hot pin and lancing it. For fun
I've had a rather intense headache these past few days, standing up or sitting up for too long and I feel like I'm going to pass out. Too long being like 5-20 minutes. On top of that my bladder has been acting up as well. I have to go to the bathroom every few hours, but I'm not shitting normally, it's just liquid. I'm also pissing a lot less than normal.
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