• Facepunch Medical Thread V1 (I don't need a doctor it's not that bad)
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[QUOTE=thenecronlord;31461674]ok then. [editline]31st July 2011[/editline] oh wait but im koko for caca puffs[/QUOTE] You have down syndrome.
[QUOTE=shrinkme;31461688]You have down syndrome.[/QUOTE] no i thin im just retarded meaning ill never be not retarded
[QUOTE=thenecronlord;31461729]no i thin im just retarded meaning ill never be not retarded[/QUOTE] exactly
[QUOTE=shrinkme;31461747]exactly[/QUOTE] and on this note i leave you wiht DDDDDUUUUUUUUURRRRRRR
There's a crack in my butt, what do I do?
I woke up in my chair, and i tried to get out so i could get food. But i couldn't stand up. help
my toe hurts. y
[QUOTE=tehfrog;31462412]my toe hurts. y[/QUOTE] You have gout
okay so add contag to that list too
[QUOTE=Contag;31460685]I'm sure there's been leukemia which isn't indicated by an elevated wbc count in blood tests.[/QUOTE] Do you think that could be possible in patients with both leukemia and some other condition that would normally lower the white blood cell count? Like cancer hiding behind a viral infection, for example? I don't know. Just speculating.
white blood cell count is often associated with anti depressants in some patients. I have no fucking clue how but people who have come into my pharmacy, are prescribed drugs to counter act this.
I need help identifying a third nipple. How do you tell the difference from a regular mole/birthmark?
[QUOTE=xgman236x;31462924]white blood cell count is often associated with anti depressants in some patients. I have no fucking clue how but people who have come into my pharmacy, are prescribed drugs to counter act this.[/QUOTE] That's interesting...do you know what drug class of antidepressants specifically? Or just any antidepressants?
[QUOTE=Shoupie;31463400]That's interesting...do you know what drug class of antidepressants specifically? Or just any antidepressants?[/QUOTE] I forgot the class, but I know for a fact that it is a rare case that usually effects people with previous blood and heart problems
[QUOTE=thenecronlord;31461618]help! i cant feal my arms..... and my legs are gone[/QUOTE] It's not lupus.
[QUOTE=phagocitic;31460011]I have Exploding Head Syndrome. What do?[/QUOTE] it depends... which head?
[QUOTE=BLOB Fish Dude;31462325]There's a crack in my butt, what do I do?[/QUOTE] Fill it with stuff, anything solid will do. Trust me guys, I have <95 MED points.
[QUOTE=phagocitic;31460011]I have Exploding Head Syndrome. What do?[/QUOTE] Same here :saddowns:
Last week, I was walking to the bathroom when the middle of my foot's sole started hurting. like REALLY fucking PIERCING GLASS kind of hurt. I looked at it, and nothing was wrong, and it stopped hurting. Then the following week, there is this FUCKING BUMP on the left side of my foot. (it was the right side). I think it is in the same position as the cuboid. What do?
[QUOTE=Mistah Gahsmask;31465705]Last week, I was walking to the bathroom when the middle of my foot's sole started hurting. like REALLY fucking PIERCING GLASS kind of hurt. I looked at it, and nothing was wrong, and it stopped hurting. Then the following week, there is this FUCKING BUMP on the left side of my foot. (it was the right side). I think it is in the same position as the cuboid. What do?[/QUOTE] GO to the doctor
[QUOTE=BrQ;31453652]Whenever its completely quiet, I hear a very loud high pitched *peep*, but while it sounds very loud, I can still easily hear soft things. It's as if this sound goes away when I hear something. is this normal and if not what to do?? [editline]31st July 2011[/editline] also last time I did a blood check because the doctor didnt really know what could be wrong with me. test came out fine, nothing weird. does this mean I'm probably clear from things like leukemia and diabetes, not that I'm afraid of having them, but I wonder if those things get checked as well in regular blood testing[/QUOTE] You probably have tintius. It is a constant ringing, never goes unless your ear drums repair. In the case it is permanent you just have to get use to it. After a while you won't even notice it unless there is no sound around you. (Sounds similar to TV static)
[QUOTE=Cooty;31465823]GO to the doctor[/QUOTE] Oh yeah, I forgot to mention. I did visit the doc, and he said it is probably just a bruise or something. It isn't discolored though. He also mentioned to wait a week and see.
my head isn't attached to my body what do i do
[QUOTE=HeavyGuy;31467264]my head isn't attached to my body what do i do[/QUOTE] Play poker with it...should fix it right up
Does anybody else's kneecap hurt really much when they sit down for a while and then stand up? I can barely walk for at least 2 minutes.
This isn't really bad but it's been bothering me. When wrestling season started last year, i jammed my thumb about 6 times. Now it's just fucked up. it's not as flexible as the other thumb and it gets jammed and hurt very fast if tempered with. I've been too lazy to go to the doctor about it because everytime i want to go to the doctor about it it gets better but i jam it again. Any ideas? it always hurts if i do the slightest bump. and it gets jammed alot easier than my other thumb Edit: godline, no
you clinically obese ?
[QUOTE=BrQ;31453652]Whenever its completely quiet, I hear a very loud high pitched *peep*, but while it sounds very loud, I can still easily hear soft things. It's as if this sound goes away when I hear something. is this normal and if not what to do?? [editline]31st July 2011[/editline] also last time I did a blood check because the doctor didnt really know what could be wrong with me. test came out fine, nothing weird. does this mean I'm probably clear from things like leukemia and diabetes, not that I'm afraid of having them, but I wonder if those things get checked as well in regular blood testing[/QUOTE] That is from listening to headphones/earbuds on too high volume. Not even joking.
[QUOTE=Unbanned User;31467881]That is from listening to headphones/earbuds on too high volume. Not even joking.[/QUOTE] haven't put on headphones in ages
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