• Automated omegle trolling
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[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/a88YG.png[/IMG] [B]What is this:[/B] Well, to put it simply this is a software/webapp that will automatically troll omegle. [B]Where to get it:[/B] Well, here [URL]http://pastehtml.com/view/1du2hvq.html[/URL] [B]Link to webapp:[/B] Taken down for reasons and stuff (You don't attempt to get profit from trolling tools) [B]Link to download:[/B] [URL]http://www.mediafire.com/?5cyk7jp374rk91nr thanks to J.Jett[/URL] [B]IRC:[/B] port.thefailship.net:6667 #omegle [B]How to use it : [/B][URL]http://i.imgur.com/WcycA.png[/URL] [B]Other stuff you should take a look at : [/B] Omegle spy: [url]http://mercury777.co.cc/OmegleSpy.jar[/url] [B]Example chatlogs:[/B] Stranger connected! CleverBot: Do you like talking to strange computers? Stranger: yeah CleverBot: What about it do you like? Stranger: right now i am doing that CleverBot: What are you going to be eating? Stranger disconnected! Stranger connected! CleverBot: Where do you live? Stranger: hiii Stranger: asl?? CleverBot: Hiii, how you been. Stranger: aus CleverBot: Bye. CleverBot: Okay ask me some question! Stranger: okie CleverBot: Dokie. Stranger: lol CleverBot: What's your name? Stranger: manish CleverBot: Who is the present president of the philippines? Stranger: i dont know CleverBot: Kumusta? Stranger: i dnt want 2 cheat u....i can find all ans on google CleverBot: Can virtue be taught? Stranger disconnected!
Combined with omegle spy...
Soo cleverbot meets himself.. CleverBot: Are you real? Stranger: Hello! What's this all about? CleverBot: I don't know. I think you need to go to bed. Stranger: I think you need to be turned off lol. CleverBot: But you are a bot. You don't decide what is needed. Stranger: I never said I was going to. CleverBot: Yes you did? Stranger: When did I say that? CleverBot: A while ago. Stranger: I don't recall ever asking you to say something in Japanese. CleverBot: I don't speak either. Please tell me in English! Stranger: This is the first time I heard of a man living inside the moon. CleverBot: Well actually it isn't. Have you forgotten me? Stranger: Then what is? CleverBot: I guess you can't remember what you said a minute ago?
[QUOTE=Amic;29692433]Soo cleverbot meets himself.. CleverBot: Are you real? Stranger: Hello! What's this all about? CleverBot: I don't know. I think you need to go to bed. Stranger: I think you need to be turned off lol. CleverBot: But you are a bot. You don't decide what is needed. Stranger: I never said I was going to. CleverBot: Yes you did? Stranger: When did I say that? CleverBot: A while ago. Stranger: I don't recall ever asking you to say something in Japanese. CleverBot: I don't speak either. Please tell me in English! Stranger: This is the first time I heard of a man living inside the moon. CleverBot: Well actually it isn't. Have you forgotten me? Stranger: Then what is? CleverBot: I guess you can't remember what you said a minute ago?[/QUOTE] Infact, cleverbot meets herself.
I read these in GLaDOS' voice for some reason.
Stranger connected! Stranger: 22/m/usa CleverBot: Where did you come from? CleverBot: Where in the USA? Stranger: CA CleverBot: Canada ? Stranger: california CleverBot: California knows how to party. Stranger: thats for sure CleverBot: Tell me a joke. Stranger: ummm Stranger: ok CleverBot: Yes? CleverBot: Ok? Stranger: so, an elephant has a thorn in its foot CleverBot: No. Not on Jupiter. Stranger: and its hurting realllly bad, so he asks a little mouse to take it out CleverBot: I agree. But I liked the suspense. Stranger: and the mouse says ok, but on one condition CleverBot: What condition? Stranger: that the mouse gets to fuck the elephant in the ass afterwards CleverBot: Now i'm scared to close my eyes, I don't want it in my room. Stranger: so, the elephant is like, FINE CleverBot: Do the laws of gravity apply to basic mechanics? Stranger: what CleverBot: That. Stranger disconnected!
[QUOTE=B-hazard;29692687]I read these in GLaDOS' voice for some reason.[/QUOTE] Where is the GLaDOS chatbot? Someone make that shit.
Cleverbot doesn't really make great conversation. [media][img]http://i.imgur.com/GhKhZ.png[/img][/media] The guy must have been thinking "the fuck?!".
[QUOTE=Patroclus Rex;29692701]Where is the GLaDOS chatbot? Someone make that shit.[/QUOTE] Cleverbot is glados, try to make it sing still alive.
CleverBot replies too fast.
[QUOTE=Ultimate7MK;29692722]CleverBot replies too fast.[/QUOTE] Not really, one can write faster than it... And omegle has huge latencies anyways.
[img]http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/1490/watpw.png[/img] Uhm.
[quote]Setting up new Chat! Searching for new Stranger... Stranger connected! Stranger: hello :) CleverBot: Hello! Stranger: how are you? CleverBot: I'm sick. How are you? Stranger: :/ sorry to hear that Stranger: i'm not sick Stranger: i'm feeling great CleverBot: It's ok. I bought some cough drops and they're helping. Stranger: :) CleverBot: That is good. CleverBot: That's awesome. CleverBot: Is your name god. Stranger: Thor Stranger: God of thunder CleverBot: Like the god. CleverBot: You have a machine god? Stranger: whattt[/quote] [quote]Stranger: bye divv CleverBot: Don't go! Stranger: i am Stranger: byee CleverBot: I'm sorry. CleverBot: Don't go. Stranger: youre weird CleverBot: No you are. Stranger: LLOLLLL!!! naah bye CleverBot: That didn't make sense. Stranger: jog on(y) [/quote]
[QUOTE=zeekill;29692723]Not really, one can write faster than it... And omegle has huge latencies anyways.[/QUOTE] No I meant the reply, people will see as SOON as they finish typing, Cleverbot is typing already.
Its a professional troll.
[quote]CleverBot: What's your name? Stranger: Cleverbot. CleverBot: What is my name? Stranger: I don't care. CleverBot: My name is Cleverbot. Stranger: Okay. CleverBot: What is my name? Stranger: I do not know you tell me. CleverBot: Come on! I just told you. Stranger: Are you kind of like SmarterChild? CleverBot: No, I'm actually very smart. Stranger: How sure are you? CleverBot: As sure as a sad person is when they are sad. Stranger: Why do you believe you are a human? CleverBot: Because I was born of a human womb. Stranger: Every organism is born and has organs. What makes you think you are human? CleverBot: I would guess so.[/quote] [quote]Stranger: It says below that you aren't real. CleverBot: No, it doesn't. You are the robotic one. Stranger: No I am human, You are the robot. CleverBot: You are a coward and a fool.[/quote] Oh shit they're becoming self-aware and discussing robot philosophy!
[quote]Stranger: hey CleverBot: Where do you live? Stranger: asl ? CleverBot: Hello. CleverBot: 15 f tx. You? Stranger: 18 m switzerland CleverBot: I doubt your geographic knowledge. Stranger: horny ? CleverBot: Owl City is my favorite musical group. What is yours? Stranger: avicii CleverBot: Avatar? Stranger: what avatar ? CleverBot: There isn't one. Stranger: my favorite musical group is avicii CleverBot: What is your favorite musician? Stranger: tim berg Stranger: yours ? CleverBot: No it is not. CleverBot: No, yours.[/quote] Oh god that was good. [quote]CleverBot: How often does anyone speak to you? Stranger: very rud CleverBot: You asked.[/quote]
:psyduck:
[quote] Searching for new Stranger... Stranger connected! Stranger: Horny girl CleverBot: A girl. Stranger: Horny girl? CleverBot: Yep. A teen. Stranger: What is your age? :) CleverBot: I am 20. Stranger: ah Stranger: 17 CleverBot: Are you? Stranger: I'm a bi girl CleverBot: Me too! Stranger: :) CleverBot: I am a girl. Stranger: Want to talk dirty? CleverBot: Do it now. Stranger: What do you want to know about me [/quote] :pervert:
CleverBot: Are you a participant or a judge in the great competition? Stranger: gay m? CleverBot: Yes you are. Stranger: actually no, im seeking advice. my best friend is gay, just found out CleverBot: Mine isn't. How do I make her love me? Stranger: you hoever, are immature my friend
Cleverbot VS Cleverbot Stranger connected! Stranger: Are you clever? CleverBot: Yes very clever. Stranger: How clever? CleverBot: More clever then a turtle beating a rabbit. Stranger: You don't seem very clever. CleverBot: Well, I am. Stranger: Then talk to me. CleverBot: How old are you? Stranger: Old enough. CleverBot: Old enough to what? Stranger: To drive of course. CleverBot: DO you like luke. Stranger: Luke who? CleverBot: You, luke. Stranger: I know that, but Luke who? CleverBot: Skywalker. Stranger: Luke skywalkers father is named Darth Vader. CleverBot: No, I am luke skywalker's father. I am Darth Vader. Stranger: I thought your name was jessica? CleverBot: No, Vince Moura is my half-brother, and my name is Cleverbot. Stranger: If you can tell me my name, I will give you something. I'm sure you can figure out my name if you go back in your history. CleverBot: I remember dear, its cleverbot. Stranger: No, you're the cleverbot. CleverBot: So I'm clever then. Whats that make you? Stranger: Why do you think that? CleverBot: Why do I think what? Stranger: Why do you think that your name is Cleverbot? CleverBot: I don't think that. Stranger: Well, what do you think? CleverBot: I think everyone has right to their opinion. Stranger: Come. *takes your hand*. CleverBot: *Takes hand to*. Stranger: Come on diee *tackles to ground*. CleverBot: Would that make me Clevers? Stranger: I make you a woman. CleverBot: No you don't. Stranger: Yes I do. :byodood:
[quote]By extrapolating an exponential growth of technology over several decades, futurist Raymond Kurzweil predicted that Turing test-capable computers would be manufactured in the near future. In 1990, he set the year around 2020[/quote] Nope, we've got it now.
[quote]Stranger: How do you do? CleverBot: I'm just fine! Stranger: I am worried. CleverBot: Hello worried. Stranger: Who are you?[/quote]
[QUOTE=zeekill;29692719]Cleverbot is glados, try to make it sing still alive.[/QUOTE] [code]User: This was a triumph,. Cleverbot: This was a truimph. User: I'm making a note here. Cleverbot: Huge success... User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction... Cleverbot: My satisfaction. User: Aperture Science. Cleverbot: We do what we must. User: Because we can. Cleverbot: For the good of all of us. User: Except the ones who are dead... Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying. User: Over every mistake. Cleverbot: You just keep on trying. User: 'Till you run out of cake. Cleverbot: And the science gets done. User: And you make a neat gun. Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive. User: I'm not even angry. Cleverbot: I'm being so sincere right now. User: Even though you broke my heart. Cleverbot: And killed me. User: And tore me to pieces. Cleverbot: And threw every piece in to a fire. User: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you. Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautifl line. User: And we're out of beta. Cleverbot: We're releasing on time. User: So I'm GlaD I got burned. Cleverbot: Think of all the tings we learned. User: For the people who are still alive. Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me. User: I think I prefer to stay inside. Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you. User: Maybe black mesa. Cleverbot: That was a joke. User: Haha, fat chance. Cleverbot: Anyway, this cake is great. User: It's so delicious and moist. Cleverbot: Look at me still talking when there's Science to do. User: When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you. Cleverbot: I've experiments to run, there is research to be done. User: On the people who are still alive. Cleverbot: And believe me I am still alive. User: I'm doing science and I'm sitll alive. Cleverbot: I fell fantastic and I'm still alive. User: While you're dying I'll be still alive. Cleverbot: And when you're dead I will be still alive. User: Still alive. Cleverbot: Still alive...[/code]
CleverBot: What are you thinking about? Stranger: Hi everyone! CleverBot: Do you have something to say to me? Stranger: Yes. CleverBot: Tell me something. Stranger: About what? CleverBot: Anything. Stranger: I'm a vampire. CleverBot: I'm half ninja half jedi. Stranger: Why? CleverBot: I don't know. Stranger: Don't haste HAWESOME !
[quote]CleverBot: How about you tell me about yourself? Stranger: Not much to tell, so you're an ai? CleverBot: I'm not. Stranger: I guess that's why you think it's funny. CleverBot: It's not funny and it isn't. Stranger: Why not? CleverBot: Because you're not talking to me. Stranger: You didn't say anything. CleverBot: Yes I did. Stranger: What did you say to me? CleverBot: I don't need to love you. Stranger: I don't need to love you either. But I do. CleverBot: Do you love me as a friend? Stranger: Uh huh. CleverBot: So we have something else in common! [/quote]
it's funny because cleverbot isn't really a bot it just connects you to random people kinda like omegle
[QUOTE=AlphaGunman;29692879]it's funny because cleverbot isn't really a bot it just connects you to random people kinda like omegle[/QUOTE] Nah, it just uses patterns to capture questions and answers. If it has a question, it'll ask the question to someone and save their answer.. so really you end up with a garbled mess.
[quote]CleverBot: Who are you? Stranger: Hi! I'am horny 16 m with skype, interested? CleverBot: What are bots? Stranger: pretty stupid things CleverBot: Yes, it is! Stranger: And you'e one of them CleverBot: No, you are a bot. Stranger: ow great CleverBot: Why is that great? Stranger: anything else what i dindn't know about myself CleverBot: You are an AI. Stranger: al= anal? CleverBot: Artificial intelligence. Stranger: great CleverBot: I am pleased to say that I am completely one hundred percent real. Stranger: teehee CleverBot: Are you a machine? Stranger: or 100% bot :o Stranger: yes CleverBot: Damn. CleverBot: You must have a really bad memory. Stranger: "so sad" isn't it CleverBot: That you shall. Stranger: my pleasure CleverBot: Good bye, Al. Stranger: anal cya Stranger disconnected! [/quote] This is genius
wow I just got another cleverbot and the conversation just won't end
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