• the return of dimitri the duck
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It will be badass diarrhea.
Shit the diarrhea. He can't be dead yet, he's just diarrhea. Apologize to Diarrhea Steve.
Afterwards, set out on a quest to reconstruct Steve's atoms so he becomes a shark again.
I don't know if that will work. Steve might end up like the Sandman from Spiderman; half of his DNA is shark, the other is diarrhea.
[QUOTE=A big fat ass;34561111]I don't know if that will work. Steve might end up like the Sandman from Spiderman; half of his DNA is shark, the other is diarrhea.[/QUOTE] He will have super powers that either gross everyone the fuck out, or he can make them shit in their pants. We will be unstoppable.
sorry guys, but steve's dead. next panel shall be about his funeral. it'll be very sad.
NO YOU FUCKER! HE MUST LIVE! HE MUST FUCKING LIVE!!!
Make the rich homeless person come to the funeral! Steal his expensive car!
[QUOTE=MenteR;34562953]sorry guys, but steve's dead. next panel shall be about his funeral. it'll be very sad.[/QUOTE] burial at sea (aka the toilet)
get in contact with steve's family?
Have him shit out steve then eat him again
He ate Steve, again in Prison.
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/panel68.png[/img] you tell steve's father the really sad news. he cries and tells your stories about steve's childhood and how he fled home when he was still a kid, inspired by action heroes like arnold schwarzenegger. [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/panel69.png[/img] you two sculpt a gravestone for steve and mourn his death. it is a sad day indeed. [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/panel70.png[/img] rest in peace, steve the shark. you'll be missed.
Tell him that you killed Steve and leave out the part about you trying to make him not gay.
You become a super cheeseburguer duck.
Being old, obviously he was in some war or another. Have him show you some sweet moves so you can be less of a pussy.
Go take anabolic steroids so you can out-do the cops.
[QUOTE=JustGman;34581857]Being old, obviously he was in some war or another. Have him show you some sweet moves so you can be less of a pussy.[/QUOTE] less of a pussy? are you fucking kidding me? he made a de-gaying machine and you call him a pussy? well you must be fucking schwarzenegger then.
Get Steve's father as your new Sidekick! Maybe even get revenge on the gay!
Contract pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoneeosis (Yes, it is real. Google it) And Turn Gay as a result of having a gay doctor.
train in a gym and learn 'stache karate
[IMG]http://i.minus.com/i0eJ0Vsqq14ql.png[/IMG] NUFF SAID
[QUOTE=metalhand;34898502][IMG]http://i.minus.com/i0eJ0Vsqq14ql.png[/IMG] NUFF SAID[/QUOTE] Because he lost interest in it, and wants it to die. In other words, if the OP doesn't update don't bump it.
[QUOTE=TheSporeGA;34900642]Because he lost interest in it, and wants it to die. In other words, if the OP doesn't update don't bump it.[/QUOTE] Also Rage Comics are overused.
Yes.
Throw a stone at a Police Pig, take his police baton and smack your way out of prison. [editline]9th March 2012[/editline] shit i'm too far back posted.
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