• Post the ugliest cars you can think of.
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[QUOTE=Ldesu;34466950][img]http://o.aolcdn.com/commerce/images/hyundai_11elantragls_angularfront_Regular.jpg[/img] [t]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/16/Hyundai_i20_front.JPG[/t] [img]http://www.blogcdn.com/www.autoblog.com/media/2010/04/hyundai-verna-1280-01-copy.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.india-server.com/news-images/hyundai-i45-38234.jpg[/img] [editline]30th January 2012[/editline] Hyundai loves what I hate[/QUOTE] What about my Hyundai? I'd say it has the most inoffensive front end of any car on the road, and that if it had any face, it's that of a mouse. [URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/835/5409724088789.jpg/][IMG]http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/3940/5409724088789.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
[QUOTE=Dip;34468192]What about my Hyundai? I'd say it has the most inoffensive front end of any car on the road, and that if it had any face, it's that of a mouse. [URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/835/5409724088789.jpg/][IMG]http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/3940/5409724088789.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/QUOTE] Slight dogface
[QUOTE=Penis Colada;34465931]I hate cars that have dogface (angry headlights and smiley intakes)[/QUOTE] So basically any car that isn't pre-1980s, Chinese or a Fiat Multipla? :v:
[QUOTE=Penis Colada;34469080]Slight dogface[/QUOTE] Can you show me any modern car that doesn't remotely have a dog face? I'm curious!
[QUOTE=1solidsnake2;34477272]So basically any car that isn't pre-1980s, Chinese or a Fiat Multipla? :v:[/QUOTE] Hey now, not everything 80s+ has a dogface EJ/EG Civic [img]http://carphotos.cardomain.com/ride_images/3/1854/3401/29634200001_large.jpg[/img] EF Civic [img]http://image.hondatuningmagazine.com/f/10200547+w750+st0/htup_0807_04_z+1991_honda_civic_ef_hatch+front_view+jdm_sir_front_end_pasword_jdm_lip_and_side_skirts_jdm_visors.jpg[/img] [img]http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg450/scaled.php?server=450&filename=img1453gq4.jpg&res=medium[/img] First and secnd gen CRX [img]http://www.deftracing.com/carbon_fiber_hoods/images/carbon_fiber_hood_88_91_honda_crx_zc.jpg[/img] [img]http://m.blog.hu/ho/honda/image/history/1984crx.jpg[/img] S14 240SX [t]http://ls1tech.com/forums/attachments/vehicles-sale-lsx-powered-only/174202d1238991841-1995-nissan-240sx-ls1-drivetrain-12821.jpg[/t] S13 240SX [img]http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg155/scaled.php?server=155&filename=18x8595sn6.jpg&res=medium[/img] [img]http://web.kyoto-inet.or.jp/people/muraji/240sx.jpg[/img] S12 200SX [img]http://ll.speedhunters.com/u/f/eagames/NFS/speedhunters.com/Images/Linhbergh2010/December2010/Car%20Feature/massappels12/IMG_9704.jpg[/img] MK3 Toyota Supra [t]http://www.clublexus.com/gallery/data/500/12857f7954953_orig.jpg[/t] MK2 Toyota MR2 [img]http://carphotos.cardomain.com/ride_images/2/3890/421/22222710028_large.jpg[/img] MK1 Toyota MR2 [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-0vznaHCdiL0/TWENP-5tVEI/AAAAAAAACqU/yc2ND59nO8M/s640/toyota+mr2+mk1+2.jpg[/img] The fucking [i]Beretta[/i]. [img]http://static.cargurus.com/images/site/2008/01/07/12/23/1988_chevrolet_beretta-pic-12426.jpeg[/img] Late Fox Mustang [img]http://carphotos.cardomain.com/ride_images/3/2923/1361/32305680001_large.jpg[/img] This beautiful motherfucking Shelby CSX [img]http://www.shelbycsx.com/gallery/87csx076.jpg[/img] (Although it does have a derpface! :D) There are more but I have to go for now.
[QUOTE=red pan;34418424][img]http://i.imgur.com/yziv0.jpg[/img] The back looks like such a normal Miata too, I think thats one thing that puts me off.[/QUOTE] I keep on thinking there is a 4.0 V8 under the hood everytime I see this picture.
[QUOTE=Dip;34477427]Can you show me any modern car that doesn't remotely have a dog face? I'm curious![/QUOTE] [img]http://img.automobile.de/modellbilder/Jeep-Commander-29002_eingestellte_autos_kw05-2011_33.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=bradley;34477744]Hey now, not everything 80s+ has a dogface MK3 Toyota Supra [t]http://www.clublexus.com/gallery/data/500/12857f7954953_orig.jpg[/t] MK2 Toyota MR2 [img]http://carphotos.cardomain.com/ride_images/2/3890/421/22222710028_large.jpg[/img] MK1 Toyota MR2 [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-0vznaHCdiL0/TWENP-5tVEI/AAAAAAAACqU/yc2ND59nO8M/s640/toyota+mr2+mk1+2.jpg[/img] There are more but I have to go for now.[/QUOTE] I agree on all parts except for these three cars.
[QUOTE=bradley;34477744]Hey now, not everything 80s+ has a dogface EJ/EG Civic [img]http://carphotos.cardomain.com/ride_images/3/1854/3401/29634200001_large.jpg[/img] EF Civic [img]http://image.hondatuningmagazine.com/f/10200547+w750+st0/htup_0807_04_z+1991_honda_civic_ef_hatch+front_view+jdm_sir_front_end_pasword_jdm_lip_and_side_skirts_jdm_visors.jpg[/img] [img]http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg450/scaled.php?server=450&filename=img1453gq4.jpg&res=medium[/img] First and secnd gen CRX [img]http://www.deftracing.com/carbon_fiber_hoods/images/carbon_fiber_hood_88_91_honda_crx_zc.jpg[/img] [img]http://m.blog.hu/ho/honda/image/history/1984crx.jpg[/img] S14 240SX [t]http://ls1tech.com/forums/attachments/vehicles-sale-lsx-powered-only/174202d1238991841-1995-nissan-240sx-ls1-drivetrain-12821.jpg[/t] S13 240SX [img]http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg155/scaled.php?server=155&filename=18x8595sn6.jpg&res=medium[/img] [img]http://web.kyoto-inet.or.jp/people/muraji/240sx.jpg[/img] S12 200SX [img]http://ll.speedhunters.com/u/f/eagames/NFS/speedhunters.com/Images/Linhbergh2010/December2010/Car%20Feature/massappels12/IMG_9704.jpg[/img] MK3 Toyota Supra [t]http://www.clublexus.com/gallery/data/500/12857f7954953_orig.jpg[/t] MK2 Toyota MR2 [img]http://carphotos.cardomain.com/ride_images/2/3890/421/22222710028_large.jpg[/img] MK1 Toyota MR2 [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-0vznaHCdiL0/TWENP-5tVEI/AAAAAAAACqU/yc2ND59nO8M/s640/toyota+mr2+mk1+2.jpg[/img] The fucking [i]Beretta[/i]. [img]http://static.cargurus.com/images/site/2008/01/07/12/23/1988_chevrolet_beretta-pic-12426.jpeg[/img] Late Fox Mustang [img]http://carphotos.cardomain.com/ride_images/3/2923/1361/32305680001_large.jpg[/img] This beautiful motherfucking Shelby CSX [img]http://www.shelbycsx.com/gallery/87csx076.jpg[/img] (Although it does have a derpface! :D) There are more but I have to go for now.[/QUOTE] also this [img]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3154/2774496185_25dcc94c96.jpg[/img] jetta mk2
[QUOTE=hoodoo456;34479110]I agree on all parts except for these three cars.[/QUOTE] I can live with that. Man, why does everyone hate hoodoo? I have no problem with this guy.
[QUOTE=bradley;34479423]I can live with that. Man, why does everyone hate hoodoo? I have no problem with this guy.[/QUOTE] dumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumb on every single post by Penis Colada with no apparent reason
When I said modern I did mean anything that is currently on sale or anything that has been on sale in the past few years, i.e. no more than 10. But valid points all-round.
[QUOTE=Ldesu;34479462]dumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumb on every single post by Penis Colada with no apparent reason[/QUOTE] the way he critiques cars annoys me, and I usually think his posts [I]are[/I] dumb. Lets not start a flame war about it, ok?
I kinda like hoodoo since he manages to make people cry about ratings, which is always grand.
[QUOTE=Ldesu;34479462]dumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumb on every single post by Penis Colada with no apparent reason[/QUOTE] Maybe that's because every car in the world looks bad to him, "Oh one tiny bit on that car looks only ok, IT'S A HORRIBLE LOOKING CAR! WHY WOULD THEY MAKE SOMETHING THAT LOOKS LIKE THAT" I think that's why hoodoo rates him dumb.
The reason why you never let BMW's M team design a car. [img]http://blog.caranddriver.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/bmw-m-z3-proposal-101.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Leo Leonardo;34482019]The reason why you never let BMW's M team design a car. [img]http://blog.caranddriver.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/bmw-m-z3-proposal-101.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] [t]http://i.imgur.com/axAkQ.jpg[/t] [editline]31st January 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Dip;34477427]Can you show me any modern car that doesn't remotely have a dog face? I'm curious![/QUOTE] Eeerrmm uhhhh... BEHOLD! [t]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9d/2010_Dodge_Challenger_RT_Classic.JPG[/t] and uh... I think that's it. :v:
The challenger's looks are about as modern as Gunsmoke, Hawaii Five-O, Superbowl 5, the Nuclear Nonproliferation Treaty, Janis Joplin's death, 36 cent a gallon gasoline, and President Nixon. The platform however, it's fairly modern. But looks really aren't too far a throw from the 1970 Hemi bad boy.
[QUOTE=Shadowwalker;34481902]Maybe that's because every car in the world looks bad to him, "Oh one tiny bit on that car looks only ok, IT'S A HORRIBLE LOOKING CAR! WHY WOULD THEY MAKE SOMETHING THAT LOOKS LIKE THAT" I think that's why hoodoo rates him dumb.[/QUOTE] You just don't know his taste. He likes old cars and new cars that don't have lines that look like design mistakes
[QUOTE=bradley;34477744]Hey now, not everything 80s+ has a dogface EJ/EG Civic EF Civic First and secnd gen CRX S14 240SX S13 240SX S12 200SX MK3 Toyota Supra MK2 Toyota MR2 MK1 Toyota MR2 The fucking [i]Beretta[/i]. Late Fox Mustang This beautiful motherfucking Shelby CSX (Although it does have a derpface! :D) There are more but I have to go for now.[/QUOTE] I actually think those belong in this thread under normal circumstances. Not trying to get you mad or anything, I genuinely think those cars are unattractive.
[IMG]http://media.ed.edmunds-media.com/pictures/VEHICLE/2004/Dodge/100122259/2004.dodge.durango.24947-300x189.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Concur;34479694]I kinda like hoodoo since he manages to make people cry about ratings, which is always grand.[/QUOTE] I agree 100% I never saw ratings mean so much as it apparently does in here and it's hilarious.
[IMG]http://www.newfuturecars.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/2012-mini-cooper.jpg[/IMG] Perpetual sadness. [editline]31st January 2012[/editline] Although, to be fair, I love Minis. Dat speedometer.
[QUOTE=BldrGyMnGy;34487978]opinionated dump [img]http://www.stanceworks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/bavaria2.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.stanceworks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/bavaria4.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.stanceworks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/RodCine.gif[/img] [img]http://www.stanceworks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/IMG_4618.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.stanceworks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/rabbit.gif[/img] [img]http://www.stanceworks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/hellaflush-japan-2011-by-lozzz-76.jpg[/img] [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Dip;34477427]Can you show me any modern car that doesn't remotely have a dog face? I'm curious![/QUOTE] Plenty of cars don't have dogface: [img]http://i.imgur.com/PUABV.jpg[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/7Hft7.jpg[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/MM6uD.jpg[/img] The basic criteria for dogface is: angry headlights, smiley grilles. Lots of cars only have one, or neither. This 2012 Impreza has some pretty bad dogface: [img]http://i.imgur.com/ZSayx.jpg[/img] Ferrari 458 Italia has some dogface too, though it's not that ugly [img]http://i.imgur.com/tfYbF.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Second-gear-of-mgear;34488587]slammed shit[/QUOTE] These are good looking cars, ruined.
[QUOTE=Penis Colada;34489957]Plenty of cars don't have dogface: <abunchofcars.jpg>[/QUOTE] At first I sort of understood where you were going with this, now you're just spewing bullshit. :v:
[QUOTE=Shadowwalker;34481902]Maybe that's because every car in the world looks bad to him, "Oh one tiny bit on that car looks only ok, IT'S A HORRIBLE LOOKING CAR! WHY WOULD THEY MAKE SOMETHING THAT LOOKS LIKE THAT" I think that's why hoodoo rates him dumb.[/QUOTE] And that's coming from a guy who calls Clarkson an artist and thinks celebrities who didn't donate are assholes.
[QUOTE=meppers;34453757][IMG]https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTbFHCFXq6yZgdbUxt-rZLpGwJAcWDX6AFwwZrOo37Npx2vLVf6[/IMG] [IMG]https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTGRSdAGPETtahX5Yuino-Itxm_-0Yt_B06yiSwC6WIgBBtbTHPdg[/IMG] [IMG]https://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT1YTfm9u9CZ1yc2Uw3PlMDdoY9BX9z060qq7fO1cojqwcps1r2[/IMG] [IMG]https://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSAHGsX6qGmYe6BB8Bln_CPReN5gM91o4lfKLDMc8hhnMyDufN-[/IMG] Bonus: [IMG]https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRHmLLjMDy9PEB3nBkZmFZG0LKCMl2hKO4QIFOpbWqVKnuT6Xwz[/IMG][/QUOTE] I like those because they probably were meant to look like that. [editline]1st February 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Penis Colada;34465931]I hate cars that have dogface (angry headlights and smiley intakes)[/QUOTE] I hate pitbulls. Ugliest dogs I've ever seen, and I bet my opinion wont ever change. [editline]1st February 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=hoodoo456;34479621]the way he critiques cars annoys me, and I usually think his posts [I]are[/I] dumb. Lets not start a flame war about it, ok?[/QUOTE] Even though you are a clusterfuck of agree/disagree/dumb ratings which I almost never understand why did you do whatever you did, I sort of agree with you. Even though he has good points lots of times, he also exaggerates many times, be it with the triangle (that has made me stare at car doors on my way back home from work to see how many cars had them) or with "lines and designs that aren't needed there", or in other words, "an extra line on a car makes it look like crap and its insta-ugly because of something that adds more personality to it". That, plus the very small modifications that he makes to a car that only someone with bionic eyes can see and that apparently deems the car nice after being completely ugly. Oh and also the lengths between wheels and mudguards or whatever. Really man, what do you see there? If it has an extra inch, you call it something completely different from what it is and say its ugly because of it. Reminds me of people that have some kind of disorder that makes them go apeshit when things aren't done precisely as they should be and freak out when something isn't precisely on its place. As said, not a flame, and not starting a flame war. Just find it really weird and seems to make looking at cars annoying because you start seeing those flaws in them. [editline]1st February 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Shadowwalker;34481902]Maybe that's because every car in the world looks bad to him, "Oh one tiny bit on that car looks only ok, IT'S A HORRIBLE LOOKING CAR! WHY WOULD THEY MAKE SOMETHING THAT LOOKS LIKE THAT" I think that's why hoodoo rates him dumb.[/QUOTE] Its not just that, but yeah. [editline]1st February 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Ldesu;34482580]You just don't know his taste. He likes old cars and new cars that don't have lines that look like design mistakes[/QUOTE] Maybe he sees design mistakes where they shouldn't be? Some of the old cars he likes have no lines at all other than the lines that separate the car from the world in a picture.
[QUOTE=Penis Colada;34489957]Plenty of cars don't have dogface: [img]http://i.imgur.com/7Hft7.jpg[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/MM6uD.jpg[/img] The basic criteria for dogface is: angry headlights, smiley grilles. Lots of cars only have one, or neither.[/QUOTE] Wait, so those cars do not have a dogface. But these cars, you said, do have a dogface? [img]http://i.imgur.com/ztzDr.jpg[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/bwKcw.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/WaTV7.jpg[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/NNCNd.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/Ir80g.jpg[/img] [URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/835/5409724088789.jpg/][IMG]http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/3940/5409724088789.jpg[/IMG][/URL] I really don't see what you're seeing.
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