The International Jurassic Park Erotic Fan-Fiction Writer's Association -WTF
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The International Jurassic Park Erotic Fan-Fiction Writer's Association (IJPEFFWA) is a site created for Jurassic Park obsessed fans to write sexual stories about the dinosaurs and the characters.
The site literally rapes your eyes. I'd say more but there is no word to explain this level of fuckery.
There's not a lot of stories, but here's an example:
[quote]The gallimimus snorted gently as Grant took in her glistening auburn scales, smooth, powerful thighs and docile, cow-like eyes. She was without a doubt one of the most beautiful specimens he had seen so far, although in fairness most of the specimens he had seen prior to this had basically just been bones. Suddenly an idea struck him, and grinning wickedly he bent down and gathered up some grass. As the herd stared in baffled herbivore bemusement, he began to wrap the grass around his throbbing, rod-hard member whereupon he tied it in place with a small piece of twine he happened to have on him. Slowly, he approached the gallimimus female and waved his now leafy genitals in her face.
The creature leaned forward and sniffed. Before long, she was licking and nibbling away at the grass coating until she finally found the creamy pink filling. "Don't stop there!" Grant panted, and was delighted to see that she didn't! His cock smelling of grass as it now did, she was only too happy to keep licking his stiff penis with her long, purple tongue. He groaned as he could feel the pressure welling up in his balls, and gently began to tease her vagina. Unknown to Grant, this immediately caused her to release dinosaur sex pheromones! She shuddered in pleasure as the rest of the herd became visibly agitated and began to move in closer. Sadly, Grant was too preoccupied to notice this sudden change in the group's behaviour...
All of a sudden the entire herd of gallimimuses leaped ten feet or so in the air and came crashing down on top of the two. Within seconds, a long, prehensile gallimimus member was thrust between his exposed buttocks! As he opened his mouth to scream, it too was filled in similar fashion by another male of the herd. The whole group was now a writhing, sweaty mass of scaly skin and semen! Grant struggled hard to breathe as every orifice in his body was invaded, and red hot flashes of searing pain streaked across his consciousness. And yet, these flashes were punctuated with extreme pleasure! He finally understood why these things stayed in groups! It wasn't about safety in numbers - it was about being a part of some giant, orgasmic organism! He was no longer Dr. Alan Grant: Palaeontologist, he was Dr. Alan Grant: Keystone of a Massive Dinosaur Fuckfest! He would have had the hardest ejaculation of his life, if that hole wasn't currently filled with Gallimimus as well. The rest of the herd, however, came harder than Grant had ever seen anything come before, and all of them at the same time too![/quote]
Link - Homepage: [url]http://ijpeffwa.friendsofsmash.co.uk/[/url]
Link - Stories: [url]http://ijpeffwa.friendsofsmash.co.uk/archives.html[/url]
Fuck yes, i've always fantasized about Dinos gettin it on.
As a professional erotic writer who has multiple award-winning pieces of fiction on literotica.com, I can safely say that most of these works are very well written and a majority of the fanbase are very literate.
Don't be irked by the subject matter - the writing itself is beautiful.
Oh god why.
You can't get fucked by a dinosaur and not die.
On a related note, what the fuck?
Incoming Dr.C's Erotic Jurassic Park story.
I'm so glad I can read his stuff on Facebook.
[quote]Zookeepers Adventures Part One: Born Dead Buried Alive
WARNING! BEASTIALITY AND RAPE AHEAD, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK
Still reading? HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
My name is Bryden McRafferty, I am the zookeeper over at Jurassic Park on Isla Sorna, 120 west of Costa Rica. I used to work at the San Francisco zoo for 15 years before I came to work at JP. Why work at a zoo? it satisfies my sexual desires. I never could get a woman so I settled for a different type of female. I first realized I was into animals when I got an erection petting my friends dog.
For a long time at the SF zoo, I would have sex with tranquilized animals, Dr. Ceja (the veterinarian) and I cut a deal, he tranquilizes animals and in return I would do...unspeakable...things for him. The first animal I was able to have sex with was a sick kangaroo named Kenny, she was a girl so I'm not gay. After having sex with all sorts of animals, from amphibians to zebras, and that special white alligator. But one day, Dr.Ceja told me he was offered a job at a new zoo in the tropics...needing me and I needing him, he recommended me to the head of this new zoo and I came along. It sounded great, I get to live in a condo in a secluded tropical island and I get to continue my scale and fur lust.
I was shocked when I was shown what I would be taking care of, REAL FUCKING(hurr) DINOSAURS! I'd always dreamed of seeing dinosaurs as a kid, but who knew I would get the chance to fuck one. After watching some velociraptors eviscerate a cow then feast on its entrails, I knew I was in for a surprise.
Work started 3 days later. As I was harnessing up a cow to prepare it for feeding to the raptors, Dr.Ceja told me one of the raptors has fallen ill. Seeing as how raptors are too dangerous, he needed me to help him tranquilize it. After giving the the raptors some medicine, Dr.Ceja told me the raptor would be out for another 2 hours, I got down to business. I quickly unbuckled my belt and I slipped off my pants and briefs, I wanted to have as much time as possible with this raptor before she wakes up and gets vicious. I proceeded to pleasure myself inside the sleeping raptor. In the heat of the moment I passed out.
When I woke up, I realized it was 2 hours later. I wasn't the only one who had woken up. the raptor was awake and one of its restraints came off, it was past 10pm and I am supposedly sleeping in my room. Nobody will come for me until the next morning, i don't know if my years of beastiality will come back to kill me or ruin my life. I had to get out before I was either killed or fired.
STAY TUNED FOR PART 2, COMING SOON
part 2 is probably coming before next week, it involved Dr.Ceja and Bryden getting into trouble and bryden getting into a T-rex[/quote]
Dr.c you give me boner
[QUOTE=69105;19901621]As a professional erotic writer who has multiple award-winning pieces of fiction on literotica.com, I can safely say that most of these works are very well written and a majority of the fanbase are very literate.
Don't be irked by the subject matter - the writing itself is beautiful.[/QUOTE]
Grant's too fucking cool to be violated by a raptor with a Jell-O fetish.
This is more fucked up than naviblue.com
This hurts my inner Jurassic Park geek.
Putrid velociraptor love tabasco!
[QUOTE=Arc Nova;19901651]Incoming Dr.C's Erotic Jurassic Park story.
I'm so glad I can read his stuff on Facebook.
Dr.c you give me boner[/QUOTE]
[quote]Zookeepers adventures Episode 1 part 2: trouble in the operating room
As I was cowering in the corner, afraid of the raptor I had just raped, I thought of a plan to get out of the operating room before she could exact her revenge on me. I decided to escape through the air conditioning vent, but there was a problem, the vent is above the table the raptor is on. After another hour of waiting, the raptor finally got tired and fell asleep. I inched my way towards the table trying not to make a sound as I walk. I couldn't get into the tight vent for I still had an erection and my member was keeping me from fitting into the vent. To make my boner go away, I thought of that troll sarah jessica parker and her disgusting manish face (remember, I'm not gay but she's just fucking ugly).
Eventually I got into the vent but I had no idea where I was going. I got to the lab and heard Dr.Ceja talking to another scientist:
Never Tell Your Password to Anyone:
Dr.Ceja: Dr.Gupta says the raptors are about to hatch
Dr.Sanders: yes, we expect them to hatch in a few more days, I am eager to see them. How 'bout we crack one open and cook it on the stove?
Dr.Ceja: Nah, I'm not that hungry hahahaha
Dr.Sanders: hahahaha, see you later
Dr.Ceja: I'll be watching you from your window
Dr.Sanders: huh? you say something?
Dr.Ceja: nope nothing nothing at all
Dr.Ceja is a nice guy but he creeps me the fuck out. Anyways the raptors are hatching? this is great, not only did I just have sex with a raptor, but I also get to see a baby raptor. I crawled and crawled until I got to the janitor's closet. What is wrong with this guy? he keeps tapatio and lemons in his closet, mexicans amirite? I'm taking his spare keys just in case[/quote]
I'm too lazy to post more
The world is falling apart.
Furries are evolving into stranger specimen. Time to fire up the ovens.
[QUOTE=w1z v2;19901672]This is more fucked up than naviblue.com[/QUOTE]
This is FAR FAR more fucked up than naviblue.com
Jesus fuck, the Stories webpage looks like it was made in 1998.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT MUSIC OH GOD
I am out of this thread.
[quote]The velociraptor was grinding and bucking back against Joffrey with terrifying savagery now, and she could feel the warmth beginning to build up in her nether regions as his rod-hard dick slammed in and out of her orifice. Fervently, she rocked against the side of the cage, ignoring Joffrey's impassioned gurgling noises as she brought herself closer and closer to a meteoric climax.
"Keep shootinggggg", Muldoon moaned as he prepared to do some shooting of his own. "SHOOT HER! SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT HEEEEERRR!!!!"[/quote]
[QUOTE=Arc Nova;19901651][quote]I first realized I was into animals when I got an erection petting my friends dog.[/quote][/QUOTE]
HAHAHA OH MY GOD HAHA.
I literally fell off my chair laughing at this.
Holy fuck that is some amazing writing right there.
I found it hilarious. Gross but hilarious.
[QUOTE=john_pelphre;19902025]I am out of this thread.
I'll go with you :ohdear:
I was disappointed when I clicked on "Clever Girl on Girl" and got 404'd.
I still can't believe I wanted to read that. :psyduck:
[QUOTE=LasPlagas;19902172]HAHAHA OH MY GOD HAHA.
I literally fell off my chair laughing at this.
Holy fuck that is some amazing writing right there.[/QUOTE]
I'd post more but I dunnno if Dr.c wants me posting his works of art
What the actual fuck.
Is it bad that i got a boner?
I refuse to read these as my sides might actually split
What in the hell?
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