• Can't stop humping my bed.
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Lots of people masturbate. But do people masturbate like this? Every night I go to sleep I have the urge to hump my bed. I do this a lot now, pretending I'm making love to a beautiful woman. Does anybody else hump their bed? [highlight](User was banned for this post ("wrong section" - GunFox))[/highlight]
You're weird.
No That's creepy. ...brb going to bed honest
I've heard of this before, I'd assume it's just uncommon.
My bed humps me is that normal?
[QUOTE=elih595;19746216]My bed humps me is that normal?[/QUOTE] Yes.
i hump my own face
I tried it once. It's not much different, just more physically demanding.
[QUOTE=Left4Meds;19746202]I've heard of this before, I'd assume it's just uncommon.[/QUOTE] Good to know. Thanks.
I'd like to know what urged you to make a thread about this. Also it can cause medical problems.
Well, are you using your hands at all? I know a technique where its kinda like humping your bed. It's feels the best but sometimes it doesn't come out right. Hehehehe
[QUOTE=StupidUsername67;19746258]I'd like to know what urged you to make a thread about this. Also it can cause medical problems.[/QUOTE] I posted this thread just outta curiosity I guess. What do you mean "medial problems"?
I use a teddy bear. Or my sister.
You sir, need to fulfil your sexual needs.
[QUOTE=elih595;19746216]My bed humps me is that normal?[/QUOTE]Are you in Soviet Russia? And OP, it sounds to me like you're acting out sexual desires that you know will never happen.
op is 12 and is discovering the wonders of masturbation
Actually, if you masturbate like that consistently, it fucks your penis up and makes it difficult to perform normally after you do it long enough. Its actual got a specific term, I just forget it. So yea, I wouldn't recommend doing it.
[QUOTE=CNN;19746168]Lots of people masturbate. But do people masturbate like this? Every night I go to sleep I have the urge to hump my bed. I do this a lot now, pretending I'm making love to a beautiful woman. Does anybody else hump their bed?[/QUOTE] That's called traumatic masturbation, [U][I][B]it makes you impotent and destroys your urinary tract.[/B][/I][/U] Here, it's dangerous to go out alone, take this: [URL]http://www.healthystrokes.com/TMS.pdf[/URL] It causes this because of the blood rushing to the base of the penis and the pressure applied on top of that.
I hump my quilt only when an awesome dream appears.
I did it when i tried spice. so awesome, i thought i was dancing with her and while i thought that i was just humping my bed, my friend was like: Are you masturbating?
[QUOTE=Kylel999;19746318]op is 12 and is discovering the wonders of masturbation[/QUOTE] I discovered it when I was 13. T'was good :smug:
Haha, should of seen my face when I seen this thread. Anyway, sounds like you need sex.
Humping your bed is bad for your penis. Because your penis is lower then your body the blood pressure rises and the blood vessels can be damaged, ultimately resulting in penis failure.
I'm pretty sure you're a troll. Almost every post of yours is another dumb thread you've made.
Desrcibe failure, do you mean that your penis will become a floppy sponge or what
[QUOTE=ShitBalls;19746620]Humping your bed is bad for your penis. Because your penis is lower then your body the blood pressure rises and the blood vessels can be damaged, ultimately resulting in penis failure.[/QUOTE]Given your username, I'm going to guess you've experienced something like that?
If I wake up with morning wood I give it a few good thrusts.
[QUOTE=PelPix123;19746386]That's called traumatic masturbation, [U][I][B]it makes you impotent and destroys your urinary tract.[/B][/I][/U] Here, it's dangerous to go out alone, take this: [URL]http://www.healthystrokes.com/TMS.pdf[/URL] It causes this because of the blood rushing to the base of the penis and the pressure applied on top of that.[/QUOTE] lolwut
ahaha i am saving this. Quality thread!
Doesn't this make you lose the ability to reproduce?
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