• United Kingdom chat V2: Home of the Witty Banter
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considering going to bed, it's 9:48. messy night :wink::ok:
[QUOTE=dead60;48348541]I dont know if you've tried the bulmer's fruit ciders yet? If you've got a sweet tooth, they're much sweeter than Koppaberg. I'd recommend Rekorderlig or Old Mout Cider. (Especially rekorderlig winter cider, gently warmed, I will murder someone for a bottle of that.)[/QUOTE] Nah, I've had Strongbow Dark Fruits from a can though, it was p. bad wouldn't recommend. Somehow it tasted like dusty ribena [editline]1st August 2015[/editline] Anyway since results day is coming up for most of us I've taken the liberty of whipping up a results day special cocktail for us: 1 shot bleach 1 shot methylated spirits shake with ice and strain into chilled glass. Garnish with cigarette butt.
Mates I haven't been back in Blighty for about a few months now. Can someone explain to me what the fuck fart juicing is.
If I'm foreign but i live in UK and steal job from poor English people who are to lazy to work for 6.5 and are lazy to do any job can I post here?
OK I'll count myself in, same way I crossed borders here.
[QUOTE=CHONG;48352745]OK I'll count myself in, same way I crossed borders here.[/QUOTE] CAMERON'S BRITAIN
[QUOTE=CHONG;48352745]OK I'll count myself in, same way I crossed borders here.[/QUOTE] EDL EDL EDL EDL [editline]2nd August 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=Moustacheman;48352574]Mates I haven't been back in Blighty for about a few months now. Can someone explain to me what the fuck fart juicing is.[/QUOTE] [sp]I know what post your talking about, and we dont know either.[/sp]
red stripe or ales
Heineken if I'm drinking Lager, or Abbot if I'm drinking Ale.
Adnams ftw
[img]https://deepcutvillage.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/spitfire-ale.jpeg[/img] can anyone shed some light as to why the co-op stocks [I]this[/I] but nothing actually useful like batteries [editline]2nd August 2015[/editline] I have to admit though, if James May was a drink this would absolutely and unequivocally be it
[QUOTE=Cabbage;48357811][img]https://deepcutvillage.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/spitfire-ale.jpeg[/img] can anyone shed some light as to why the co-op stocks [I]this[/I] but nothing actually useful like batteries [editline]2nd August 2015[/editline] I have to admit though, if James May was a drink this would absolutely and unequivocally be it[/QUOTE] dude that and old peculiar are fucking nice
[QUOTE=CommitSudoku;48355249]Heineken if I'm drinking Lager, or Abbot if I'm drinking Ale.[/QUOTE] I had some Abbot yesterday while I was out in the country with the parents, thats some refreshing shit on a hot day my god
Guys, lads, fam. I'm going to Sheffield next weekend with some gay lad buddies. Any places you HIGHLY recommend going there? Pubs & clubs etc...We aint flamboyant so none of that sissy stuff. Just decent places with decent music. Maybe some rock venues?
[QUOTE=greeley;48363079]Guys, lads, fam. I'm going to Sheffield next weekend with some gay lad buddies. Any places you HIGHLY recommend going there? Pubs & clubs etc...We aint flamboyant so none of that sissy stuff. Just decent places with decent music. Maybe some rock venues?[/QUOTE] Corp. Corp corp corp. Also the Dove and Rainbow, it's a rock pub (also supposedly a gay pub but you wouldnt know its any different) [editline]3rd August 2015[/editline] But mostly corp
[url]http://www.buzzfeed.com/alexfinnis/small-british-town?bffb&utm_term=4ldqpgp#.rvKAGVJaj[/url] buzzfeed but #2 made me laugh [QUOTE]2. There was an intense and very real rivalry between the local schools.[/QUOTE] the rivalry between our school and the local catholic school was mad, there was an organised fight in the park every year between the year 11 lads of one school vs y11 of the other, y10 vs y10 of the other. it was some sort of fucked up tradition that had been going on for years awkward thing is tho the schools both got knocked down when we were in year 10, and they were merged together, meaning that now some of my now best mates that i met in y11 when the schools merged are people that we were scrapping with in the summer of year 10 (to the extent of riot vans being called to the park) [editline]4th August 2015[/editline] good times, thanks buzzfeed
Our rival school used to lurk around after school and mug students coming out, worst part is most had knives. Welcome to East London!
high school rivalries was some strange shit. every so often a number of kids from a nearby high school came down at the end of the school day and started causing trouble around the school buses, by banging on the windows and trying to shake the bus while it was sat in traffic. we ended up getting a few police officers on each bus for a while which seemed to resolve it.
We had the same here. There was a few actual fights every year where the rival school would wait at bus stops and just attack people wearing our uniform.
I'm waiting for my flight back to the UK at the moment. I always saw it as some kind of a shithole, but this holiday made me realise that it certainly is - but it's a comfy, good shithole that I can call home :v:
and we all know that feeling when you see another high school on a school trip [IMG]http://i59.tinypic.com/a41lzn.jpg[/IMG]
I somehow avoided tasting Hooch all my life until the other day I felt like a 14 year old girl who'd stole some smirnoff ice but that shit was 👌 as 👌
Our "Rival" schools were different. We were all pretty friendly with each other, but tbf a lot of us were just friends from around town. funnily enough our teachers and principals were more enemies than us.
wait you guys ACTUALLY had rivalries between schools? thats hilarious My school and our sister partnered school (The one that had the girl which left the country with a maths teacher) had some kind of rivalry but it was just bullshit It was so bad we ended up calling each other Bishop Bell-Ends and Causeway Cocks or something like that [editline]5th August 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=IAreLegend;48375276]and we all know that feeling when you see another high school on a school trip [IMG]http://i59.tinypic.com/a41lzn.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] and then you come home and your cheeky mum makes you these little bastards 👌 👌 👌 👌 👌 👌 👌 👌 👌 [IMG]http://images.sodahead.com/slideshows/000007165/f8012b9d932b31e7bd3e4033a8781500_xlarge.jpeg[/IMG] #Buzzfeed #Thingsthatmakeyoubritish #lol
POTATO SMILIES YAS. I saw a turkey twizzler poster in a bin the other day. Fuck i miss them.
[QUOTE=greeley;48380770]POTATO SMILIES YAS. I saw a turkey twizzler poster in a bin the other day. Fuck i miss them.[/QUOTE] not old enough to remember them, my 22 year old brother does and he is the "middle child" and can be the biggest asshole sometimes, my mum blames the ban on why hes a asshat, says he is having turkey twizzler withdrawal symptoms
at least we still have turkey dinosaurs boys
[img]http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=50530733[/img] largest picture i could find but these were 👌 [editline]5th August 2015[/editline] oh and these cheeky bastards [img]http://i6.tagstat.com/p1/p/2pwoT3FfTcrx0q3rbkUuJWP1lORaBGX6L9eceTVBd5bbyAIWGGFLow==.jpg[/img]
oh shit I forgot about pizza fingers, they were the shit Remember having them when my parents were working late and so they just stuck them in the oven, oh yeaa
that moment when you walk into the lunch hall and remember its chocolate cake and custard day
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