• Metal Megathread V2 - (Insert you favorite genre here) Sucks
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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYLpSTclFUU[/media] excellent performance totally seeing BG in october
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xEYz74bMHA[/media] Gojira are the shit.
* POWER METAL The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest. * THRASH METAL The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her. * HEAVY METAL The protagonist arrives on a Harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and fucks the princess. * FOLK METAL The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (because of all the dancing). Then all leave........ without the princess. * VIKING METAL The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving. * DEATH METAL The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves. * BLACK METAL The protagonist IS the dragon, dwells in the heart of the night with in a castle full of hellhounds and eternal flames. He kills the sassy knight, fucks the noble steed and sacrifices the princess to Satan. * GORE METAL The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her. Then he fucks the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time. * DOOM METAL The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That's the end of the sad story. * PROGRESSIVE METAL The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the 'HEAVY METAL' protagonist. * GLAM METAL The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess' make up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink colour. * NU METAL The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire.
[QUOTE=Scrakey5124;30040910]* POWER METAL The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest. * THRASH METAL The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her. * HEAVY METAL The protagonist arrives on a Harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and fucks the princess. * FOLK METAL The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (because of all the dancing). Then all leave........ without the princess. * VIKING METAL The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving. * DEATH METAL The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves. * BLACK METAL The protagonist IS the dragon, dwells in the heart of the night with in a castle full of hellhounds and eternal flames. He kills the sassy knight, fucks the noble steed and sacrifices the princess to Satan. * GORE METAL The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her. Then he fucks the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time. * DOOM METAL The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That's the end of the sad story. * PROGRESSIVE METAL The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the 'HEAVY METAL' protagonist. * GLAM METAL The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess' make up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink colour. * NU METAL The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire.[/QUOTE] Sir. You deserve a medal.
no
Ha its funny because most if those were actually funny Except for the prog one
[QUOTE=mikeyt493;30040926]no[/QUOTE] :geno: Why so serious?
[quote]no[/quote] Yes
[QUOTE=En-Guage V2;30038773] anyone got any anti-Christian metal which isn't black?[/QUOTE] Aeon Vital Remains (Dechristianize is the only album I really like, the others is kinda meh) Bloodbath Dissection Infestdead
[QUOTE=Leader of Me;30039919]Real Metal [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvuO2EvCTAE[/url] [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Dx-z5DIxXM[/url] [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6_zsJ8KPP0[/url][/QUOTE] real metal [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ko3gICGMBmk[/url]
Unbelievably grim
[QUOTE=mastermaul;30039770]That's not the only alternative. Shocking news but you can make songs about completely different topics.[/QUOTE] just because it personally offends you doesn't mean there should be less of it just death and dying are talked about far more, why aren't you complaining about that? [editline]25th May 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Scrakey5124;30040910]* POWER METAL The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest. * THRASH METAL The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her. * HEAVY METAL The protagonist arrives on a Harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and fucks the princess. * FOLK METAL The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (because of all the dancing). Then all leave........ without the princess. * VIKING METAL The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving. * DEATH METAL The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves. * BLACK METAL The protagonist IS the dragon, dwells in the heart of the night with in a castle full of hellhounds and eternal flames. He kills the sassy knight, fucks the noble steed and sacrifices the princess to Satan. * GORE METAL The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her. Then he fucks the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time. * DOOM METAL The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That's the end of the sad story. * PROGRESSIVE METAL The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the 'HEAVY METAL' protagonist. * GLAM METAL The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess' make up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink colour. * NU METAL The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire.[/QUOTE] LOL @ nu metal amazing [editline]25th May 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=abcpea2;30041595]real metal [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ko3gICGMBmk[/url][/QUOTE] they guys has a slayer avatar it's probably a joke you know
[QUOTE=Franke_R!?;30026888]If god is real of course he would listen to Slayer, god is omnipotent and he is everywhere so basically he listens to everything at the same time. It doesn't mean that he likes what he hears. :mmmsmug: I have no problem with Slayer, I just like to come with arguments.[/QUOTE] Wait what, omnipotent means he COULD do anything, not that he does everything [editline]25th May 2011[/editline] It is true though that if god exists though he is everywhere all the time including places where slayer is played [editline]25th May 2011[/editline] note: I am atheist
[QUOTE=mynames2long;30046695]Wait what, omnipotent means he COULD do anything, not that he does everything [editline]25th May 2011[/editline] It is true though that if god exists though he is everywhere all the time including places where slayer is played [editline]25th May 2011[/editline] note: I am atheist[/QUOTE] The part that he is omnipotent and that he is everywhere are seperate from eachother in my post. And I am also an atheïst.
[QUOTE=Franke_R!?;30046821]The part that he is omnipotent and that he is everywhere are seperate from eachother in my post. And I am also an atheïst.[/QUOTE] How the hell do you pronounce ï
it looks like a penis
[QUOTE=mynames2long;30047200]How the hell do you pronounce ï[/QUOTE] You pronounce it like ï. Say with me. ï Wasn't that hard was it?
i [editline]25th May 2011[/editline] fuck
[QUOTE=mikeyt493;30047380]i [editline]25th May 2011[/editline] fuck[/QUOTE] î see what you díd there.
í v:v:v
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also: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgIbtU85Ag0[/media] VIKING FOLK METAL!
Aye! [img]http://images.wikia.com/lotr/images/f/f0/Gimli_With_Axe.jpg[/img]
Gimli was a bamf
[QUOTE=mikeyt493;30047253]it looks like a penis[/QUOTE] you look like a penis [QUOTE=TheIceman;30047497]also: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgIbtU85Ag0[/media] VIKING FOLK METAL! c[/QUOTE] BRO WE CAN WRITE IN ALL CAPS NOW
[QUOTE=Scrakey5124;30040910]* POWER METAL The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpwPMY0wY2Y[/media] :colbert:
[QUOTE=mynames2long;30047663]you look like a penis BRO WE CAN WRITE IN ALL CAPS NOW[/QUOTE] FANTASTIC!
[QUOTE=mynames2long;30047200]How the hell do you pronounce ï[/QUOTE] Here in the Netherlands we use the letters ''ei'' sometimes as a y for grammar's sake so we use the ï to indicate that the ''e'' and the ''i''' are pronounced separately.
Listening to Mastodon - Leviathan o:
Blind Guardian - Battlefield [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c98gIxCe1zo[/media] Oh my God 2:27
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