• We need to end the suffering of the masses!
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I am going to be voting for Barack Obama in this election, he really has this country on the right track! Unlike far-right neo-fascist Nazis like Ron Paul and Gary Johnson who want nothing more than to subjugate the working class, Barack and his loyal socialist supporters, like myself, will fight to end suffering and inequality! Conservatives want nothing more than to endanger the people. They hide behind ideas like "freedom" and "choice," but those don't exist, in reality we are all nothing but slaves to the rich and to our own impulses. Conservatives think that freedom is more important than safety, but what good is freedom if you're dead? Freedom is just a made-up word that conservatives use to justify the dangerous world they live in. There is no logic behind freedom, all freedom does is increase the chance that someone could be hurt. The world is a dangerous place, and it's our job to band together and make it safe! For example, conservatives think people should drives cars! That's disgusting, cars are dangerous, we should get rid of cars cars and force the masses to use mass transit, which is far safer. Additionally, cars pollute the atmosphere and causes the planet to suffer, which in turn causes the masses to suffer. An added bonus to forcing the masses to use mass transit is that we can control where they go, this will prevent people from going to dangerous places that could result in them suffering. Is it not logical that we stop people from going to dangerous places? Conservatives want the masses to own guns! Guns are even more dangerous than cars, there is no reason for anyone to ever own a gun. All a gun does is make it easier for people to stop our great progressive movement and to cause suffering to others. Gun ownership self-defense will no longer be needed, since no human being will never cause any harm to another human being, we shall instill this idea into our children, make them think that guns are evil and that there is never going to be a need for self-defense. Is it not logical that we should eliminate an item from society that has the potential to cause harm? Conservatives hide behind their sports and their athletics, which are dangerous! Look at how many people are injured all of the time in their barbaric football and rugby? All sports are inherently dangerous, as they can result in suffering through accidents. The only good thing about sports is that it keeps the masses content and distracts their focus from our real agenda. As our great leader, Karl Marx, would have said: "sports are the opium of the masses." Is it not logical that we should get rid of these barbaric activities that only result in human suffering? However, banning dangerous activities isn't enough, we need to actively safe-proof the world around us. There are so many dangers even in one's home. Even a chair could be dangerous, if someone falls on it and hits their neck at a certain angle, it could cause a great deal of suffering, or even death (which in turn causes even more suffering). Everything needs to be safe-proofed, to ensure that no one could ever have an accident. In fact, would it not be logical to simply suspend everyone in a type of stasis chamber, where they will be unconsciously living out their fantasies in their minds, without harming people? The masses are such illogical creatures, they need someone like great leader Obama to tell us how to live our lives, he is America's only hope. If you believe as I believe, if you feel as I feel, then please, re-elect our great leader Obama in the coming months. Together, we can bring about a world free of pain, free of suffering, and free of immoral activities. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("This is a statement not a thread topic for general discussion" - verynicelady))[/highlight]
Ron Paul 2012
biden is that you
Oh this is going to be good.
I am happy I don't live in the US, your politics are too complicated.
what the fuck is going on here
[QUOTE=Yahnich;37314536]biden is that you[/QUOTE] Uhh... no ...no it's not me. I'm just an Indian who works at 7 Eleven, you must be [i]confused[/i].
This post is so stupid that it is funny [QUOTE]Is it not logical that we stop people from going to dangerous places?[/QUOTE] What exactly [I]is[/I] a dangerous place? Surely, every place is dangerous to some degree. Do you mean that if there is more crime, it would be more dangerous? What if you live there? I mean, you get could unlucky anywhere. Get bitten by a snake in the desert. Freeze to death on the north pole. Get shot in Harlem. Die in a car crash in an upper-class yuppie filled neighborhood. It doesn't make any sense. Seriously, do you want safe-proof chairs? Have you ever heard of dangerous fun? Take a chance in your life, would you please. If this post was a joke, it was a damn good one.
'temporaryacct'... right, not like this is the most obvious troll thread ever or anything
[QUOTE=Lufttygger306;37314902]This post is so stupid that it is funny What exactly [I]is[/I] a dangerous place? Surely, every place is dangerous to some degree. Do you mean that if there is more crime, it would be more dangerous? What if you live there? I mean, you get could unlucky anywhere. Get bitten by a snake in the desert. Freeze to death on the north pole. Get shot in Harlem. Die in a car crash in an upper-class yuppie filled neighborhood. It doesn't make any sense. Seriously, do you want safe-proof chairs? Have you ever heard of dangerous fun? Take a chance in your life, would you please. If this post was a joke, it was a damn good one.[/QUOTE] I think he's definitely a troll...
True American Hero.
[QUOTE=Simples;37314930]I think he's definitely a troll...[/QUOTE] Of course he is. But some people on internet are just plain out stupid. Want proof? Look at the comment section on any YouTube video. You may never know if he's serious. Don't be bullshitting people, don't insult them. Learn them a lesson. Even if their response is ill-intended (then again, that would be because they are a troll), you might have learned them something.
this is what liberals actually believe
Looks like Obama finally stopped in from that "what is a Facepunch" thread
[QUOTE=temporaryacct;37314083]Conservatives want the masses to own guns! Guns are even more dangerous than car[/QUOTE] I JUST HAVE TO! How come that more people dies due of car accidents then? :v: Totally agree on that one through, there are no reason for anyone to own a gun.
[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;37315000]this is what liberals actually believe[/QUOTE] r/politics [I]shudder[/I]
[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;37315000]this is what liberals actually believe[/QUOTE] As a liberal I can attest to this. When I put on my liberamator glasses in the morning all I see are flowers, gushing brooks and devil horns on conservatives.
[QUOTE=Lufttygger306;37314902]What exactly [I]is[/I] a dangerous place? Surely, every place is dangerous to some degree. Do you mean that if there is more crime, it would be more dangerous? What if you live there? I mean, you get could unlucky anywhere. Get bitten by a snake in the desert. Freeze to death on the north pole. Get shot in Harlem. Die in a car crash in an upper-class yuppie filled neighborhood. It doesn't make any sense.[/quote] An unsafe place would be anywhere that there is an unacceptable risk of bodily or emotional harm to a human or animal. Places like volcanoes, lakes, rivers, elevated surfaces (mountains, hills, etc.), and other unsafe areas. There will be no more crime or car crashes in the future, we will put an end to those! As for your argument that people could still get bit by snakes, we could create some sort of bubblewrap-esque layer that people will be required to wear around themselves, to protect from animals and other possible hazards. We'll also bubblewrap the animals too, to make sure they don't get hurt as well. [QUOTE=Lufttygger306;37314902]Seriously, do you want safe-proof chairs? Have you ever heard of dangerous fun? Take a chance in your life, would you please.[/QUOTE] Fun is irrelevant. Why do you conservatives put so much stock in "having fun" and other illogical activities? Where is the reasoning behind having fun? All you're doing is stimulating your endorphins, while putting yourself in unnecessary danger!
This is actually an awesome idea for a book or something, In a dystopia where everyone is extremely safe from everything, one brave man decides to take the first risk in decades....
[QUOTE=Cheesedragon;37315461]This is actually an awesome idea for a book or something, In a dystopia where everyone is extremely safe from everything, one brave man decides to take the first risk in decades....[/QUOTE]I'm pretty sure there's been dozens of stories like that. [editline]0[/editline] Can't think of any off the top of my head, but I do remember reading a few short stories similar such a subject.
[QUOTE=Cheesedragon;37315461]This is actually an awesome idea for a book or something, In a dystopia where everyone is extremely safe from everything, one brave man decides to take the first risk in decades....[/QUOTE] He decides to cross the road... [I]without looking![/I]
[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;37315000]this is what liberals actually believe[/QUOTE] As a liberal, Obama tells me I can confirm this.
[QUOTE=temporaryacct;37315203]Fun is irrelevant. Why do you conservatives put so much stock in "having fun" and other illogical activities? Where is the reasoning behind having fun? All you're doing is stimulating your endorphins, while putting yourself in unnecessary danger![/QUOTE] Now I'm just responding to a joke (good job) for shits and giggles, but I'm not a conservative, nor am I a liberal because I don't like the people in those groups. None of the people in those groups question things. There's a lot of stupid bullshit they blindly believe because they haven't questioned it or thought about it enough.
[QUOTE=ExplodingGuy;37315515]I'm pretty sure there's been dozens of stories like that. [editline]0[/editline] Can't think of any off the top of my head, but I do remember reading a few short stories similar such a subject.[/QUOTE] [I]With Folded Hands[/I]
[QUOTE=Lufttygger306;37315543]Now I'm just responding to a joke (good job) for shits and giggles, but I'm not a conservative, nor am I a liberal because I don't like the people in those groups. None of the people in those groups question things. There's a lot of stupid bullshit they blindly believe because they haven't questioned it or thought about it enough.[/QUOTE] Just a moment please, I'll respond to you shortly; but first I need to check MSNBC, so they can tell me what to think.
Both parties are driven to these extremes imo the system is broken free assange
This better be a troll.
Mhmm, tastes like strawman.
[QUOTE=Cheesedragon;37315461]This is actually an awesome idea for a book or something, In a dystopia where everyone is extremely safe from everything, one brave man decides to take the first risk in decades....[/QUOTE] ... and then he accidentally begins #YOLO.
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