• Facepunch Jackass Thread: Merry Tuesday!
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[img]http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/8213/facepunchjackassthread.png[/IMG] [B]You are all being way too fucking nice and you should be swearing more. What the fuck is wrong with you Facepunch why are you being fucking nice. This is Facepunch not motherfucking Ponyland. Fuck.[/B] [IMG]http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/8030/facepunchjackassdivider.png[/IMG] [B]Our Motherfucking Rules[/B] 1. Swearing makes you a fucking badass kids 2. Steal stuff from people, they probably did not want the shit you stole anyway 3. Tell us about jackass shit you did today, it increases your coolness stat by +5 4. If you be nice, we wont be fucking nice 5. Using MS paint to do shitty edits of banners is good for your health 6. A minimum of one fucking swear word per sentence. [IMG]http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/8030/facepunchjackassdivider.png[/IMG] [B]Happy (fucking) jackassery![/B] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Flame thread" - GunFox))[/highlight]
What.
[QUOTE=solid_jake;18611887]What.[/QUOTE] You mean "Fucking what".
[QUOTE=Dr. Doctor;18611889]You mean "Fucking what".[/QUOTE] Yes. I fucking meant fucking what holy fucking shit. I laughed my fucking ass of fucking parody threads shit.
Fucking thread music. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBvaNe04UDw[/media]
[QUOTE=solid_jake;18611895]Yes. I fucking meant fucking what holy fucking shit. I laughed my fucking ass of fucking parody threads shit.[/QUOTE] Good you motherfucking shit sucker.
What the fuck is this shit. I fucking love it.
[QUOTE=Sassharkey;18611923]What the fuck is this shit. I fucking love it.[/QUOTE] Its the best fucking shit you have every fucking fucked.
close thread ban op [editline]f[/editline] mandatory fag homo gay
[QUOTE=Umi-hebi;18611944]close thread ban op [editline]f[editline] mandatory fag homo gay[/QUOTE] The OP is Dr Doctor. He's awesome. [editline]04:27[/editline] [QUOTE=Dr. Doctor;18611966][QUOTE=GreenDolphin;18611953]The OP is fucking Dr Doctor. He's fucking awesome.[/QUOTE]Fucking fixed you faggot piece of shit.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=GreenDolphin;18611902]Fucking thread music. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBvaNe04UDw[/media][/QUOTE] :dance:
[QUOTE=GreenDolphin;18611953]The OP is fucking Dr Doctor. He's fucking awesome.[/QUOTE] Fucking fixed you faggot piece of shit.
fucking been waiting for this goddamn thread to fucking surface
I love you all. <3 Such nice people in here.
Shut the fuck up
[QUOTE=nerdygamer;18612001]I love you all. <3 Such nice people in here.[/QUOTE] Yea. :D
[QUOTE=Higginz511;18612005]Shut the fuck up[/QUOTE] Ahh. Thank you kind sir.
fuck :v:
fuck you all
This is a notoriously fucked up good idea.
nerdyfaggot shut up you fucking homo. Go back home and suck on your mothers shitty cock after its comes out of your fucking ass.
[QUOTE=Dr. Doctor;18612039]nerdyfaggot shut up you fucking homo. Go back home and suck on your mothers shitty cock after its comes out of your fucking ass.[/QUOTE] sounds lovely motherfucker
[QUOTE=EvilFlames;18612045]sounds lovely motherfucker[/QUOTE] Shut up faggot.
[QUOTE=Dr. Doctor;18612054]Shut up faggot.[/QUOTE] im indeed
Fuck shit up
Couple days ago my friend Zach thought it'd be funny to give me a charlie horse. He hit me in the thigh, didn't hurt but it gave me a bit of a limp he went over to go get a drink of water, I grabbed him by the back of the neck and threw him down to the ground,and tugged his hands behind his back, placed my knee on his back and made him lick the floor. :smug: Also shit fuck piss cunt dick. Ok I'm done.
I peed all over the toilet seat today because I knew someone else would have to clean it up.
im getting anal right now
Fuck lonely thanksgiving egg and cheese quesadillas motherfucker [b]motherfucker[/b] i'm not lonely [b]motherfucker[/b]
[QUOTE=solid_jake;18612061]Fuck shit up[/QUOTE] Yeah you love to have your shit fucked up by your dad trouser fucking snake.
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