• Weightlifting/Bodybuilding Thread V.4 - I wanna look like that guy from Fight Club
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You snap your shit with shit form and simple over training.
wait twin muscle wat. have we gone so low as to take advice as fact?
[QUOTE=Ryz0;35008363]they speak the truth eh? whats the deal with their eyes? they're like...scary blue[/QUOTE] I think they are absolutely hilarious, but like they say, it is just advice so I wouldn't follow everything they say all the time.
ya theyre p funny but their entire catalog of advice sums up to anecdotal and do what ever you want and sometimes things that are outright untrue . atleast they arent as bad as scooby
[QUOTE=Ryz0;35007021]i lol @ people who say the only way to get ripped is to lift heavy and low reps i mean it is a good way to go about shit but i GUARANTEE you'll snap shit after a year or 2 of doing that [editline]5th March 2012[/editline] hahah that dude with the skinny pack above has like placed his dick on the sink. o wow i hope he feels ashamed[/QUOTE] I take it you watch the hodgetwins.
[video=youtube;lNA1QwSbmEg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNA1QwSbmEg[/video]
My parents are driving me up the fucking wall latley, they cannot STAND the fact that I eat clean, and I lift weights. My mom almost started smashing shit up in the kitchen cause I was fryin some damn egg white. Like come on now. I'm eating all this shit, and I pay for 100% of it. It's like they offered me a piece of lemon pie, and I said "No that's not part of what I'm eating right now, but thanks". The response I get is: " YOU THINK YOUR SO GROWN UP ALL OF A SUDDEN, WHY DON'T YOU JUST MOVE OUT (Just turned 17)."
[QUOTE=EggWhite;35017015][video=youtube;lNA1QwSbmEg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNA1QwSbmEg[/video][/QUOTE] good form, nice finish 11/10 would lift with [editline]5th March 2012[/editline] Can someone help me with sleeping? What the fuck do i do to sleep on time? my sleeping schedule's been fucked up lately.
[QUOTE=Region;35017345]good form, nice finish 11/10 would lift with [editline]5th March 2012[/editline] Can someone help me with sleeping? What the fuck do i do to sleep on time? my sleeping schedule's been fucked up lately.[/QUOTE] Sleep on time. [editline]6th March 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Kel|oggs;35017066]My parents are driving me up the fucking wall latley, they cannot STAND the fact that I eat clean, and I lift weights. My mom almost started smashing shit up in the kitchen cause I was fryin some damn egg white. Like come on now. I'm eating all this shit, and I pay for 100% of it. It's like they offered me a piece of lemon pie, and I said "No that's not part of what I'm eating right now, but thanks". The response I get is: " YOU THINK YOUR SO GROWN UP ALL OF A SUDDEN, WHY DON'T YOU JUST MOVE OUT (Just turned 17)."[/QUOTE] They are parents, that's their job - to question every new lifestyle change.
I take it that all of these programs cost money to some degree? Such as the Strong Lifts 5x5 thing. There is a big download button but I bet it will just ask me to input CC details after a week or something. Then again, I have to get fit. I'm quite the lardo at the moment, ~181 cm tall and I weigh about 97 kg. At least I have a carrot on a stick to motivate me now. Do you guys think that I should focus on losing weight first before doing something like the Strong Lifts program? It says that you don't have to but then again, I don't really trust the website since it is just trying to sell its product. [B]Edit:[/B] Reading it again it appears to be free. Silly me. [B]Edit:[/B] Thing is, all these programs seem to be aimed at those who want to become muscular. I would rather just lose a bit of weight and gain some strength as an added bonus. Is there no fatass thread that I can visit instead? :v:
Developing the human body isn't rocket science. The best workout programs/information are free. [editline]6th March 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=EggWhite;35017015][video=youtube;lNA1QwSbmEg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNA1QwSbmEg[/video][/QUOTE] My back was in serious pain while watching that. For some reason, it reminds me of a guy I saw at the gym yesterday. He was using wrist straps to curl an EZ bar that [i]had no weight on it.[/i] Wasn't a small guy either.
[QUOTE=CommanderPT;35020446]I take it that all of these programs cost money to some degree? Such as the Strong Lifts 5x5 thing. There is a big download button but I bet it will just ask me to input CC details after a week or something. Then again, I have to get fit. I'm quite the lardo at the moment, ~181 cm tall and I weigh about 97 kg. At least I have a carrot on a stick to motivate me now. Do you guys think that I should focus on losing weight first before doing something like the Strong Lifts program? It says that you don't have to but then again, I don't really trust the website since it is just trying to sell its product. [B]Edit:[/B] Reading it again it appears to be free. Silly me. [B]Edit:[/B] Thing is, all these programs seem to be aimed at those who want to become muscular. I would rather just lose a bit of weight and gain some strength as an added bonus. Is there no fatass thread that I can visit instead? :v:[/QUOTE] Adding "muscularity" will increase your fatloss. You'll probably lose a bit of weight on it, and gain some strength and size.
okay, ladies and gents. question time. So, I'm doing a 6 week havoc cycle, 20/30/30/30/40/50 mg cycle. I already know what I'm taking for a PCT, what should I be taking for OCT? Currently, I'm taking Animal Pack vitamins, liver cleanser, Havoc, AR-7 pre-workout, a carbohydrate supplement, and whey protein. I suppose I'm basically just asking if what I'm doing is correct, and if there's anything else I should be taking. PCT is Nolvadex, as far as OCT, I'm in the dark on that. I don't know what I should be taking. So indulge me, weightlifters.
[QUOTE=CommanderPT;35020446]I take it that all of these programs cost money to some degree? Such as the Strong Lifts 5x5 thing. There is a big download button but I bet it will just ask me to input CC details after a week or something. Then again, I have to get fit. I'm quite the lardo at the moment, ~181 cm tall and I weigh about 97 kg. At least I have a carrot on a stick to motivate me now. Do you guys think that I should focus on losing weight first before doing something like the Strong Lifts program? It says that you don't have to but then again, I don't really trust the website since it is just trying to sell its product. [B]Edit:[/B] Reading it again it appears to be free. Silly me. [B]Edit:[/B] Thing is, all these programs seem to be aimed at those who want to become muscular. I would rather just lose a bit of weight and gain some strength as an added bonus. Is there no fatass thread that I can visit instead? :v:[/QUOTE] Lift weights, do cardio, eat food. It's quite simple. Stronglifts is free for all the important information. You'd only pay if you want access to their Gold forum or whatever. Anyways, you'd probably be better off doing Starting Strength Practical Programming.
[QUOTE=Javascript;35020758]okay, ladies and gents. question time. So, I'm doing a 6 week havoc cycle, 20/30/30/30/40/50 mg cycle. I already know what I'm taking for a PCT, what should I be taking for OCT? Currently, I'm taking Animal Pack vitamins, liver cleanser, Havoc, AR-7 pre-workout, a carbohydrate supplement, and whey protein. I suppose I'm basically just asking if what I'm doing is correct, and if there's anything else I should be taking. PCT is Nolvadex, as far as OCT, I'm in the dark on that. I don't know what I should be taking. So indulge me, weightlifters.[/QUOTE] Havoc is epistane, which AFAIK is a DHT derived compound and doesn't aromatize (convert to estrogen), so you probably won't need anything else on cycle. Don't expect impressive gains, most DHT like compounds suck dick as far as packing on mass. But it will have nice effects on strength, hardness and you'll probably lean out quite a bit (depending on diet ofc). Coupled with a caloric surplus and plenty of protein you can probably expect a bit of nice size gains. No drinking fucking alcohol while you are on cycle either. Srs.
alcohol is dumb and bad
[QUOTE=Seith;35018847] They are parents, that's their job - to question every new lifestyle change.[/QUOTE] No it's not. They're being fucking morons.
[QUOTE=sp00ks;35022150]No it's not. They're being fucking morons.[/QUOTE] Are you an orphan?
i hope so
holy shit today was awesome hit new PRs for deadlift (150kgx1) and shoulder press (50kgx10) and then I had to wait 1 hour for the bus to come because of incompetent drivers fuck you
[QUOTE=JaegerMonster;35022025]Havoc is epistane, which AFAIK is a DHT derived compound and doesn't aromatize (convert to estrogen), so you probably won't need anything else on cycle. Don't expect impressive gains, most DHT like compounds suck dick as far as packing on mass. But it will have nice effects on strength, hardness and you'll probably lean out quite a bit (depending on diet ofc). Coupled with a caloric surplus and plenty of protein you can probably expect a bit of nice size gains. No drinking fucking alcohol while you are on cycle either. Srs.[/QUOTE] Okay, good to know. I was pretty sure everything I was doing was right but I wasn't sure. And yeah, the no alcohol thing sucks. But it's not that bad, I can deal with no drinking for 6 weeks. What happens if you drink on cycle? Obviously bad shit. For gaining purposes I've begun taking a different more carbohydrate enriched protein as well as a carb powder that I just mix in with my protein.
[QUOTE=Seith;35022354]Are you an orphan?[/QUOTE] No. It's not a parents job to question your healthier diet by acting like a child.
[QUOTE=sp00ks;35024275]No. It's not a parents job to question your healthier diet by acting like a child.[/QUOTE] Agreed. My parents do the same and always try to get me to eat desserts every day, and I tell them I don't want it (which I really don't, I just feel ill when I eat many dessert-type foods) and they act all weird about it. I love my parents, but the truth is that they are both in declining health due to poor diet (simply just overweight for my dad, and my mom is weighscale-phobic), and I am in great health.
[QUOTE=Javascript;35023633]Okay, good to know. I was pretty sure everything I was doing was right but I wasn't sure. And yeah, the no alcohol thing sucks. But it's not that bad, I can deal with no drinking for 6 weeks. What happens if you drink on cycle? Obviously bad shit. For gaining purposes I've begun taking a different more carbohydrate enriched protein as well as a carb powder that I just mix in with my protein.[/QUOTE] I say don't drink because majority of oral steroids are stressful on the liver. Combine this with alcohol intake and you have a recipe for notable damage.
can I smoke weed and still get big & strong?
[QUOTE=FuckaNinja;35025920]can I smoke weed and still get big & strong?[/QUOTE] I smoke weed every day. Helps get all them calories in.
[QUOTE=FuckaNinja;35025920]can I smoke weed and still get big & strong?[/QUOTE] I don't see why not, unless I am ignorant, but I don't see it doing any good if you plan on doing cardio ever. Assuming you smoke often. Serious answer to probably joke question :v:
no i'm being serious.
[QUOTE=Kel|oggs;35017066]My parents are driving me up the fucking wall latley, they cannot STAND the fact that I eat clean, and I lift weights. My mom almost started smashing shit up in the kitchen cause I was fryin some damn egg white. Like come on now. I'm eating all this shit, and I pay for 100% of it. It's like they offered me a piece of lemon pie, and I said "No that's not part of what I'm eating right now, but thanks". The response I get is: " YOU THINK YOUR SO GROWN UP ALL OF A SUDDEN, WHY DON'T YOU JUST MOVE OUT (Just turned 17)."[/QUOTE] My parents have been very supportive for my lifting and dieting. They even plan dinner so that I can eat with the rest of the family without breaking diet.
[QUOTE=FuckaNinja;35027684]no i'm being serious.[/QUOTE] Smoking weed alone will have no negative impact on your body. Studies have shown that smoking weed does not decrease your lung function(I cannot attest to that, as I smoke cigarettes occasionally). Only thing you have to worry about is when you're high you aren't going to want to lift, and you are more apt to eat dirty foods and stray from your diet. Other than that you should be in good shape, I'm a prime example.
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