• Crazy Lady Neighbor (hilarious copypasta repost)
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i enjoyed this story thoroughly i demand more
Same.
[QUOTE=SystemGS;34392016]i enjoyed this story thoroughly i demand more[/QUOTE] buy his book, on kindle I linked it, I think. also [release]Meanwhile, I am finally relaxed enough to sleep after everything... Figure I will find my beautiful Pure Blood German Shepherd Puppy poisoned one day or something if I ever let him go outside alone. And the kids play in the back yard all the time. Geez. I went out there and blocked off a hole in her fence with some cinderblocks this evening. As soon as I started, I heard her yell "That fucking dogs in their backyard again! I hear him out there!" And she came out to the fence and saw me, and ran back inside. [b]She yelled at her kid (about 19, in the Army Reserves) to get outside and guard the yard.[/b] He told her to fuck off. It sounded like she kicked his ass, and then he came out in the back yard crying and screaming "I hate this fucking place! I fucking hate YOU!" to his mom... And she started screaming back. I just finished up and went in the house. [/release] [release]So after catching the crazy bitch next door spraying water on the dog to get him riled up, and throwing rocks at him, she has now filed a complaint with the city to get me cited for letting a dog "continuously bark." He is an indoor dog, and only is outside while we eat, and even then if he starts barking, we immediately pull him inside. What the fuck are we supposed to do? You live in the city you fucking bitch. If you want perfect silence, move to the fucking country.[/release] [editline]25th January 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=markg06;34386161]Where did those updates come from does he have a blog or something?[/QUOTE] original thread on BF2s Forums I linked.
This man has some godly patience.
Wow, he could easily get a restraining order if he tried.
i must buy this book
That was an interesting story. If it's all true, then I feel sorry for anyone involved. Especially her kids.
[QUOTE=JerichoX;34395126]This man has some godly patience.[/QUOTE] Above that for sure.
If i was him, id beat the living shit out of her with a metal pipe or something. And when she reports it, no one is going to believe her! Its like the kid who cried wolf.
[QUOTE=pansarkurt;34398296]If i was him, id beat the living shit out of her with a metal pipe or something. And when she reports it, no one is going to believe her! Its like the kid who cried wolf.[/QUOTE] forensics says otherwise.
[QUOTE=trotskygrad;34400645]forensics says otherwise.[/QUOTE] yeah she watch CSI!
[QUOTE=krakadict;34402774]yeah she watch CSI![/QUOTE] [B]“You are really stupid because the splatter patterns of the tobacco prove the angle and velocity of the spit would have come at an angle equal to exactly where someone of your height would be standing after they walked to my car from your house. And furthermore, if you had any real intelligence you would have walked around to the other side of the car before vandalizing it.” AWW SHIT BRO[/B]
the guy really didnt have to take her in when the cops told him to anyways. All he had to do is get a camera out record the neighbors and gg it up. Shoulda contacted the landlord to kick them out.
Kinda pisses me off reading all that and then nothing happens to this crazy fucking bitch. I was hoping she would go to prison and rot there for making this guys life (and his family's) a living hell.
This guy is either an absolute saint or an absolute pushover.
[QUOTE=rivershark;34410807]This guy is either an absolute saint or an absolute pushover.[/QUOTE] This guy doesn't seem all that.... "stable" to me either. He rages a LOT, and doesn't seem willing to solve the issue really.
Awesome story! Crazy lady belongs in a loony bin!
I know that I would have been considerably less patient.
[QUOTE=Ogris;34412791]This guy doesn't seem all that.... "stable" to me either. He rages a LOT, and doesn't seem willing to solve the issue really.[/QUOTE] he's pretty damn stable, I've known him on BF2s for a while we've pretty much agreed that he's really patient and the situation here is so fucked up he can't really report her to the police. Read the BF2s thread for more discussion about why he can't solve it.
I suppose it's just the way it was written that makes it look that way then... The whole throwing the mattress thing and everything. But yeah, that neighbour is REALLY crazy and props to him for putting up with her.
I wanna see a picture of the lady. While I was reading it, i kind of imagined her looking like this- [IMG]http://www.toplessrobot.com/madea.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=CAPT Opp4;34437601]I wanna see a picture of the lady. While I was reading it, i kind of imagined her looking like this- [IMG]http://www.toplessrobot.com/madea.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] I imagined her as looking like the girl in this video [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgtwenZzrqg[/media]
Far out... a lot of internet tough guys in this thread. The guy has amazing patience. I would have sold up & just moved ages ago. Can't figure out why he wouldn't request a restraining order or whatever they are called.
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