• Facepunch WORST SONG CONTEST
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Greetings and salutations, music listeners of Facepunch! It's time for the voting on Creationism's hottest little game as of late, the: [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/Imagehosting/pics/83ee3171ecdce581102a58b54aafdcc3.png[/IMG] Entrants were tasked with creating the worst possible song that was still musical enough to be considered a song, therby removing any silly all-noise or detuned submissions and instead focusing on pure talentless hackery in the field. You, the listeners, are taksed with voting for the [i]worst[/i] song, therby choosing our winner. Poll will run for...I dunno, Th89 tell 'em. [b]AND THE ENTRIES ARE:[/b] [b]Rakim Al-Zarqawi - Epic Vision[/b] [media]http://snyder.kundor.org/beats/awful.mp3[/media] [B]stupid07er- The Anthem You Wish You Wrote Last November.[/B] [media]http://www.dump.no/files/2427cdf0293e/WorstSongEverFinal.mp3[/media] [b]Tokit - Extra Toppings[/b] [media]http://www.files.tokit.org/Music/Finished/shitsong.mp3[/media] [B]Jesus And The Destroyers - Twisted Automaton[/B] [media]http://dump.no/files/2312f7bda196/Twisted_Automaton.mp3[/media] [B]NUMBER-41 - HOW MUCH IS THAT BAGEL IN THE WINDOW[/B] [MEDIA]http://www.hotlinkfiles.com/files/1502049_c5ooz/bagelinthewindowBANGBANGBANG.mp3[/MEDIA] [b]SweetSwifter - Title> Moshing, 8-bit style. <Title [/b] [MEDIA]http://dump.no/files/881132a8b491/HorribleSong.mp3[/MEDIA] [b]The Fat Man - I Ain't Feeling Too Good[/b] [media]http://dump.no/files/c872935570e9/gruesome.mp3[/media] [B] qwwq4 - RAPE@190BPM [/B] [media]http://dump.no/files/37651b32d218/RAPE%40190bpm.mp3[/media] [B]Sboyy -FUCKING XTREME GABBER[/b] [media]http://dump.no/files/16a2080a6403/EAR_RAEP.mp3[/media] [B]Pepin & Meader - Hibernating[/B] [media]http://dump.no/files/3438debddba1/Hibernating.mp3[/media] [b]Anthrax713 - LOLBADSONG[/b] [media]http://dump.no/files/1497dc22d30a/LOLBADSONG.mp3[/media] [b]Arocktapus Now-Boulevard of Broken Carts-[/b] [Media]http://dump.no/files/0653170b17a2/Boulevard_of_Broken_Carts_Final.mp3[/media] [b]Tezzanator92 + Rikkox1 - TGCCR (Techno-goth-chinese-choir-rock)[/b] [media]http://tezzanator.net/downloads/TGCCR.mp3[/media] [b]Dedo678 - Lawlacious [media]http://dump.no/files/a9a3f76a30a6/Worstsong.mp3[/media][/b] [b]tomatmann - Oxymen[/b] [media]http://dump.no/files/bda8a5a32316/Synth_destroyed.mp3[/media] [b]Fuck you 08'er - Takoto[/b] [media]http://dump.no/files/7e1c36d8ddee/fu08er.mp3[/media] [b]Sir Saturday - Closet of Hurt[/b] [media]http://dump.no/files/7cf759ec93f1/The_worst_song.mp3[/media] [B]Pepin - Eat the School[/B] [media]http://dump.no/files/469409a73e16/Eat_the_school.mp3[/media] [b]Pyrofiliac and the Arson Squad ft. TH89 - Video Games (Blackout Band Cover)[/b] [media]http://dump.no/files/33d68a392494/videogames_full_contest.mp3[/media] Good luck to all, and may the worst song win!
Haha, awesome, good luck to everyone.:) [b]Edit:[/b] Must not vote, argh I can do it ughhhhh
Yay, it's started!
Haha, stupid07er's is a Linkin Park song with stuff added on top
[QUOTE=dedo678]It's been about 3 weeks, shouldn't you have the voting open yet?[/QUOTE] Uhh, the voting is open? okay I see you edit that out, my bad
When I opened the thread, the vote things weren't open, I was about 30 seconds early. :v: [b]Edit:[/b] Even though I'm in the contest, Rape@190BPM is my favourite.
Oi, dedo678 you cheat. :o :lol:
[b]Pyrofiliac and the Arson Squad ft. TH89 - Video Games (Blackout Band Cover)[/b] That's my favorite. It reminds me of a Home Movies song. (Show from Adult Swim) The really high pitch would be Melissa or Jason, the middle would be Brendan. :D [b]Edit:[/b] Is that song available for download? :D
I voted for Twisted Automation. Which is exactly what that "song" sounds like.
hahaha blackout band song wins
the Tokit song is actually something I could listen to, if it had a bit more humm.. Music in it.
"Rakim Al-Zarqawi - Epic Vision" isn't bad at all. It's fucking awesome.
I actually like sweetswifter's song :( [b]Edit:[/b] and RAPE@1980BPM sounds pretty much like a Meshuggah song
qwwq4, teach me.
dude what the fuck. RAPE@190BPM kicks serious ass! I'd actually listen to it. As far as the WORST SONG goes I dunno, I might have to give it to TH89 because that's the kind of thing I would have done, just sing in an extremely corny, whiny voice haha.
[QUOTE=TH89]Haha, stupid07er's is a Linkin Park song with stuff added on top[/QUOTE] I'm surprised no one brought that up when I posted it in CC before. :D
[QUOTE=RedBlade2021][b]Pyrofiliac and the Arson Squad ft. TH89 - Video Games (Blackout Band Cover)[/b] That's my favorite. It reminds me of a Home Movies song. (Show from Adult Swim) The really high pitch would be Melissa or Jason, the middle would be Brendan. :D [b]Edit:[/b] Is that song available for download? :D[/QUOTE] Haha thank you very very much, i wasn't sure it was bad enough lol. If you want to download, right click save as on the link that says "click here to download".
[QUOTE=pyrofiliac]Haha thank you very very much, i wasn't sure it was bad enough lol. If you want to download, right click save as on the link that says "click here to download".[/QUOTE] Oh it was terrible. I laughed my ass off the whole time.
[QUOTE=SPsHocker]Oh it was terrible. I laughed my ass off the whole time.[/QUOTE] lmbo
[QUOTE=SilverHammer]lmbo[/QUOTE] lmbo? is this some sort of internet slang i'm not aware of?
it's a terrorist el em ay oh
[QUOTE=TH89]Haha, stupid07er's is a Linkin Park song with stuff added on top[/QUOTE] It reminds me of this dialogue from a porn movie overlayed onto "Thus Spoke Zarathustra" I heard once. Can't remember who sent me that, but yeah. Just as jarringly awkward, yet with less mention of cocks and whatnot.
Why the fuck did you do this
epic thread
Qwwq4's was actually really... um... bad, in a good way because this contest is for bad songs. I really liked it because it's kind of funny that it's pretty similiar to most death metal out there today.
Pyro which one of you is the falsetto on your song?
that's me lol, the screaming in the chorus was TH89
Good times. Hey guys, My reality check just bounced! The fact that the volume is too low is just another part that makes it annoying, we tried to do that. Just for your information.
i lol'd at th89's
Go Rakim!
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