• Facepunch Anonymous Confessional v6
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[QUOTE=Snail562;27297094][url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1045803-Ban-me-please.?highlight=[/url][/QUOTE] Yeah I already found it, thanks.
[QUOTE=Snail562;27292843]P.S. I almost wonder what suddenly made CourageDog snap and make a ban-me. She seemed to laugh at all the fantasies revolving around her and then all of the sudden she says she's sick of it and makes a ban-me.[/QUOTE] She might've kept a cool cover about it but she was secretly getting fed up with all of it. It's hard to determine people's true feelings over text.
It just proves that facepunchers are sad fucks. If they can't even talk to a girl over a forum without chasing her away they can't possibly do better in real life.
They see a cute girl on a forum, half fantasise and the other half white knight. In the end it is a creepy mix of protectionism and outright sexual harrassment [editline]9th January 2011[/editline] CourageDog made the right choice [editline]9th January 2011[/editline] enough about CourageDog though, this thread is pretty much dedicated to her at this point [editline]9th January 2011[/editline] When's the next batch Mr. Gestapo?
[QUOTE=Lonestriper;27299246]They see a cute girl on a forum, half fantasise and the other half white knight. In the end it is a creepy mix of protectionism and outright sexual harrassment [editline]9th January 2011[/editline] CourageDog made the right choice [editline]9th January 2011[/editline] enough about CourageDog though, this thread is pretty much dedicated to her at this point[/QUOTE] I don't know why anyone gives a shit about her leaving, or being here.
[QUOTE=GodKing;27293320]That scenario sounds hot except for the incest shit. No matter how hot it should be normally, whenever these stories involve their family members it grosses me the fuck out.[/QUOTE] :argh: It's called a bachelorette party goddamnit you illiterate twats (Not you Godking the writer)
[QUOTE=GodKing;27293320]That scenario sounds hot except for the incest shit. No matter how hot it should be normally, whenever these stories involve their family members it grosses me the fuck out.[/QUOTE] It sounds horribly fake though.
[QUOTE=PeanutTHENINJA;27299324]It sounds horribly fake though.[/QUOTE] The pun at the end basically confirms that.
[QUOTE=PeanutTHENINJA;27299324]It sounds horribly fake though.[/QUOTE] What kind of erotica is based on a true story?
...he struggled to maintain his erection as he flopped on-top his wife and began to have intercourse with her in the missionary position [editline]9th January 2011[/editline] hot
[QUOTE=|FlapJack|;27303666]What kind of erotica is based on a true story?[/QUOTE] James gently rubbed his wife's back for a half hour while he watched TV. When his program ended, he touched her shoulder and whispered a suggestion in her ear. "Not tonight, I'm too tired." was the reply. He turned over and went to sleep.
[QUOTE=Telepethi;27316601]James gently rubbed his wife's back for a half hour while he watched TV. When his program ended, he touched her shoulder and whispered a suggestion in her ear. "Not tonight, I'm too tired." was the reply. He turned over and went to sleep.[/QUOTE] Thanks a lot. I'm pitching a massive tent because of you. :saddowns:
[QUOTE=CaptainQuirk;27318379]Thanks a lot. I'm pitching a massive tent because of you. :saddowns:[/QUOTE] cool. Does it look like this?: [img]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41MD5O7AryL._SL500_AA280_.jpg[/img] That's how I pitch my tents.
[QUOTE=-Dazed-;27318465]cool. Does it look like this?: [img_thumb]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41MD5O7AryL._SL500_AA280_.jpg[/img_thumb] That's how I pitch my tents.[/QUOTE] Kind resembles this one: [img]http://img.alibaba.com/img/imagerepos/cn/pa/cnpalmbeach/1275555466900_hz-myalibaba-web6_2787.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=CaptainQuirk;27318667]Kind resembles this one: [img_thumb]http://img.alibaba.com/img/imagerepos/cn/pa/cnpalmbeach/1275555466900_hz-myalibaba-web6_2787.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] I imagine that to be fun for a fair bit of facepunch style fetish indulging. Confessional worthy.
[QUOTE=Snail562;27297094][url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1045803-Ban-me-please.?highlight=[/url][/QUOTE] :saddowns: I'll miss her yelling out "asian!" the times I log on to the tinychat.
More please? Or has everyone forgotten about this thread altogether?
[QUOTE=DarkOps;27724652]More please? Or has everyone forgotten about this thread altogether?[/QUOTE] Lately I feel as though everyone has forgotten about Facepunch altogether. Seriously, the forums feel like they've slowed to a crawl the past couple weeks.
College, foo. People have lives.
[QUOTE=Upgrade123;27725329]Lately I feel as though everyone has forgotten about Facepunch altogether. Seriously, the forums feel like they've slowed to a crawl the past couple weeks.[/QUOTE] I'll bang out another 20k posts just for you babe
[QUOTE=Zeke129;27726787]I'll bang out another 20k posts just for you babe[/QUOTE] You have till midnight.
Heh... I love this girl. She recently rejected me, but for some reason I still have some kind of hope to be with her. So I'm kinda waiting for her to make a move... Like for her to get a boyfried of something, or maybe give me another chance. I dunno... I rather have it my way but if she breaks my heart, I guess it's better than sitting around not knowing what to do.
[QUOTE=FloatingSeaweed;27734446]Heh... I love this girl. She recently rejected me, but for some reason I still have some kind of hope to be with her. So I'm kinda waiting for her to make a move... Like for her to get a boyfried of something, or maybe give me another chance. I dunno... I rather have it my way but if she breaks my heart, I guess it's better than sitting around not knowing what to do.[/QUOTE] what part of "anonymous confessional" didn't you get
[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;27734698]what part of "anonymous confessional" didn't you get[/QUOTE] the anonymous part
[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;27734698]what part of "anonymous confessional" didn't you get[/QUOTE] THAT was not a Facepunch Anonymous Confession. If he tried shoving the girl up his ass while dressed as a clown, we'd have a normal confession.
[QUOTE=FloatingSeaweed;27734446]Heh... I love this girl. She recently rejected me, but for some reason I still have some kind of hope to be with her. So I'm kinda waiting for her to make a move... Like for her to get a boyfried of something, or maybe give me another chance. I dunno... I rather have it my way but if she breaks my heart, I guess it's better than sitting around not knowing what to do.[/QUOTE] Pretty sure people get bans for posting confessions in this thread. Speaking of which, Hezzy bumps it when he wants to post a new batch, there's no point in bumping it if it's been left untouched for several weeks.
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