• Sex, Girlfriends and Shit V: "You probably don't have a car either"
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When my girlfriend came over for the first time, we tried to make a Pizza. It was really sticky and it got absolutely everywhere and we ended up ordering a pizza instead while we both scraped our attempt off the Kitchen Counter, good date.
So many people with Girlfriends making pizzaaa, I sometimes wish I had your life guys
[QUOTE=BigBadWilly;47855331]So many people with Girlfriends making pizzaaa, I sometimes wish I had your life guys[/QUOTE] you can have almost any life you want if you nut up and start working on it
[QUOTE=BigBadWilly;47855331]So many people with Girlfriends making pizzaaa, I sometimes wish I had your life guys[/QUOTE] wtf pizza is not that hard to get
[QUOTE=BigBadWilly;47855331]So many people with Girlfriends making pizzaaa, I sometimes wish I had your life guys[/QUOTE] Here in Italy we eat pizza 24/7 didnt you know my fav time with my bird is eating while chatting
[QUOTE=SebiWarrior;47855383]Here in Italy we eat pizza 24/7 didnt you know my fav time with my bird is eating while chatting[/QUOTE] What kind of bird you got?
[QUOTE=Birdman101;47855489]What kind of bird you got?[/QUOTE] million dollar idea: okcupid but for pet adoption
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;47854913]My girlfriend was giving me a BJ the other day, thinking I'd just blow my load and that'd be the end of it, but then I flipped her over and started eating her out then we banged. I thought I'd share that.[/QUOTE] Since we're sharing... My bf and I have fucked on about 95% of the furniture/surfaces in my apartment. Here's hoping that none of my friends ever happen to bring a blacklight into our home.
I must ask again, is PlentyOfFish worth a shot? OKC hasn't quite yielded me much since my return to it. Would help if I got out a just bit more often though lmao. That's how I met my most recent (most recent, but we first met over about a year ago now) FWB. It was a chance encounter when I was shopping a headshop of all places and afterward I sent her a friend request on Facebook. She responded super positively and the rest was magic.
[QUOTE=NO ONE;47855544]I must ask again, is PlentyOfFish worth a shot? OKC hasn't quite yielded me much since my return to it. Would help if I got out a just bit more often though lmao. That's how I met my most recent (most recent, but we first met over about a year ago now) FWB. It was a chance encounter when I was shopping a headshop of all places and afterward I sent her a friend request on Facebook. She responded super positively and the rest was magic.[/QUOTE] never heard of it
[QUOTE=Sector 7;47854819]so was it good[/QUOTE] [thumb]http://i.imgur.com/BIR1uBO.jpg[/thumb]
[QUOTE=NoDachi;47855653][thumb]http://i.imgur.com/BIR1uBO.jpg[/thumb][/QUOTE] She needs to shave, ew, alll that armhair.
get a grip women have hair too lol
[QUOTE=NoDachi;47855674]get a grip women have hair too lol[/QUOTE] only sorta sucky thing is getting hair in your mouth [editline]1st June 2015[/editline] theres no sexy/patient way to play off getting the occasional hair strand out of your teeth before continuing
soldier on like nuffin is wrong bb
[QUOTE=NoDachi;47855690]soldier on like nuffin is wrong bb[/QUOTE] just free flossing amirite
[QUOTE=Birdman101;47855489]What kind of bird you got?[/QUOTE] a chubby chatty one
[QUOTE=SebiWarrior;47855931]a chubby chatty one[/QUOTE] does it repeat the things you say in a condescending tone [editline]1st June 2015[/editline] fuck, this chick just flaked on me again. She's asking to reschedule but I'm pretty sure I don't actually want to. We've already rescheduled this thing once and now she's bumping me off again to have a beer with her new neighbors.
[QUOTE=darth-veger;47855666]She needs to shave, ew, alll that armhair.[/QUOTE] Go shave your legs, pubes, arms, pits, head, then come back and tell girls their [I]arm hair[/I] is ew. It'll still be a ridiculous thing to ask and still rude but a little less hypocritical. Like, sure, have your personal preferences, and I understand the hygienic reasoning for keeping pubes trim, but jesus- [I]arm hair?[/I] [B]Edit:[/B] [QUOTE=Sector 7;47856155] fuck, this chick just flaked on me again. She's asking to reschedule but I'm pretty sure I don't actually want to. We've already rescheduled this thing once and now she's bumping me off again to have a beer with her new neighbors.[/QUOTE] That's shitty, why can't you come and have a beer with the neighbors too for that matter? Unless she really tries to make amends once she realises she put you off too long and you're out of the game and she then makes it clear she was sincere about meeting up I think you're right to just keep moving on. Don't let it slow your stride.
tbh arm hair and all that lot only bothers me at the start of a relationship, but once I've developed strong feelings for her, I really dgaf. as long as she's not sasquatch mode or completely throwing hygiene out the window, I'm all good. pubic hair doesn't bug me either, but it is a nice change when girls wax, but I don't obsess over needing it to be constantly smooth.
I consider pubic hair a massive turnoff, but legs and shit I don't care unless like said above it's a sasquatch. "Omg I should shave", while you can barely feel it. I could make a coat out of my leghair
pubic hair is gross only when you finger the girl and then discover that your hand has become a bush.
Pubic hair doesn't bother me cause it feels like I actually grew a beard
[QUOTE=SebiWarrior;47856344]pubic hair is gross only when you finger the girl and then discover that your hand has become a bush.[/QUOTE] Might lick a cat aswell
I feel like the stereotypes around shaving are pretty dumb and similar to the adolescent realisation that sex is kinda gross and involves fluids and you just need to be mature about it. Pubes are a preference, hygiene (I would hope for most people) is a necessary standard, but otherwise obviously couples should groom to whatever degree they are comfortable with and to the extent they are happy to accommodate their partner's wishes. Mostly it annoys me when men call women's body hair on arms or legs gross when I'm pretty sure they aren't shaving their own legs and so aren't just being rude but are also operating on a rather close-minded double-standard. [sp] my god does plucking eyebrows hurt. [/sp]
[QUOTE=BarnacleDrive;47856356][sp] my god does plucking eyebrows hurt. [/sp][/QUOTE] why is this even a thing? I can't speak for all guys, but I seriously don't give a shit how perfectly sculpted someone's eyebrows are. perfectly symmetrical trimmed eyebrows don't even look good imo, they make women look like weird characterless perfectionists
[QUOTE=Sector 7;47856369]why is this even a thing? I can't speak for all guys, but I seriously don't give a shit how perfectly sculpted someone's eyebrows are.[/QUOTE] Well I don't like seeing myself with a monobrow either... So every now and then I fix the middle, don't touch the rest.
[QUOTE=Cyberuben;47856350]Might lick a cat aswell[/QUOTE] Fun fact, I call my gf "kitten"
[QUOTE=Sector 7;47856369]why is this even a thing? I can't speak for all guys, but I seriously don't give a shit how perfectly sculpted someone's eyebrows are. [/QUOTE] Personally I basically don't anymore. I think more girls than you realise have trimmed their eyebrows but not sculpted them 'cause I agree those ridiculously threaded eyebrows look very odd. I just have pretty furry eyebrows to begin with but just get over it now. Mostly from trying and realising how much it hurt to pluck and wondering how the hell women who DO shape them get through it.. Anyways GoT is making thick eyebrows a thing now so I guess I'm ahead of the curb.
[QUOTE=SebiWarrior;47856377]Fun fact, I call my gf "kitten"[/QUOTE] I'm trying to get the image out of my head
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