• Somebody keeps stabbing my tires at night? HELP
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Ok so I keep my car in the garage with a code on it. Last week My tires were out of air so I got some air in it. The next day I notice all my tires are out of air and the caps for the tires are gone and there are knife marks in it so I am all like WTF. I get more air in my tires ( the knife marks didn't go deep enough). I wake up the next day my garage light is gone and my tires are out of air nothing is stolen. Same thing happens for the week and it happened last night. SO I have no idea who is doing it nor why would they do it. Nobody knows the code. So what should I do? EDIT: How the fuck is this funny? EDIT: Mods please lock this thread people aren't being serious ( except a few people).
Security cameras.
Police Station!
Sit and wait in the dark and stab them at night [editline]fetus[/editline] :v:
Put explosive gas that react to oxygen. then next time this bad guy pops a wheel... Lets just say, it will be his last one MUAHUAUUA!!! [img]http://www.myfacewhen.com/images/138.jpg[/img]
Buy electric tires.
Sit in the garage at night with an air rifle.
I would've assumed you'd sit out and wait for them after the third time it happened.
Change code, or camp out in your garage with a weapon
Bear traps at every entry point to the garage. [editline]s[/editline] I love threads like these.
fill your tires with poisonous gas.
guys this isn't funny, he's obviously getting sick and [i]tyred[/i]
Wait, they're breaking into your garage?
[QUOTE=Dippeggs;34562295]Wait, they're breaking into your garage?[/QUOTE] Yes and maybe my house because the garage light is in my HOUSE and my daughter sleeps in that room. I am seriously worried I am thinking of buying a gun.
[QUOTE=Dead Madman;34562271]guys this isn't funny, he's obviously getting sick and [i]tyred[/i][/QUOTE] I [i]burst[/i] out laughing.
Like they said: file a police report, stay up in the garage with a ranged weapon of some sort.
Stab his tires.
[QUOTE=Pyth;34562385]Stab his tires.[/QUOTE] I have no idea who is doing this.
Don't worry, it's a sign of affection.
Kill him by stabbing his body then hang their body outside to show what happens to burglars. Problem solved.
honestly set up a cheap camera and inform the police
Get better tires?? or set up cameras or change the code.
Wait at night in your garage with a clown suit and a chainsaw
[QUOTE=Cinnamonbun;34562028] EDIT: How the fuck is this funny? EDIT: Mods please lock this thread people aren't being serious ( except a few people).[/QUOTE] lighten up. i've got some spare security cameras you can borrow, pm me
replace the inside of your tyres with acid. give them a NASTY SURPRISE!!!!!
[IMG]http://images.wikia.com/half-life/en/images/c/c0/Turretportal.jpg[/IMG] Buy one of these, I think a company called Aperture Science sells them. But, be careful when you go through the checkout process, in one window they ask if you want to enlist in their praying mantis DNA injection program. Seems sketchy to me but the turrets are good! (But really, try to think of who would dislike you this much. And call the cops, ofc.)
Lurk in the darkness until they arrive then torture them until they die... of laughter. Tickle them to death.
[QUOTE=Cinnamonbun;34562325]Yes and maybe my house because the garage light is in my HOUSE and my daughter sleeps in that room. I am seriously worried I am thinking of buying a gun.[/QUOTE] Not a gun,a rocket launcher!
[QUOTE=Dead Madman;34562271]guys this isn't funny, he's obviously getting sick and [I]tyred[/I][/QUOTE] You are the reason, sir. Why I facepunch.
Get a motion detecting lamp, break the lightbulb, fill the cover with gasoline, saw-dust and shrapnels, screw everything in place, go hide wielding a blunt object, turn the motion detect on.
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