• PUNS! They are awesome and hilarious and we should use more of them.
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I love making puns, even more so when high! Recently I've just been a stream of puns (Probably due to how my brain is working lately). Here are some recent examples :v: [QUOTE=Spandex Rhino;30577434]Well Facepunch, I just finished my junior year of high school and for the past several months I've been dating this great girl... who happens to be a foreign exchange student. She came here from Germany last summer and has stayed the whole year. When I met her in January it wasn't long before we both knew we liked each other. So, being the foolish teenagers we are, we started a relationship with what is now feeling like an oncoming train steadily approaching in the background. Yeah, starting a relationship while temporarily in another country probably isn't the best idea but that's what we've done and we're not ready to give it up. She's going to be heading back home in about four weeks and we both know how difficult such a long distance relationship can be and the likelihood of failure, but we'll be damned if we're not going to try. That being said, my main goal is that I just want her experience here and her memories of these times to be nothing but the best - no matter what happens in the future. I've been showing her some of my personal favorite things and also been trying to prove that not every American is obese, ignorant, and overly patriotic. :fsmug: So what I was hoping for was some suggestions about things we can do together and places I should take her for her last few weeks in America. What kind of things should she [b]have[/b] to do here before going back? Also, any helpful tips on managing a relationship with an ocean between would likely be welcomed. Keep in mind that I live in (Western) New York and we're both 16 years old.. Thanks guys, I'm sure I'll think of more to add later. [QUOTE=Cypher_09;30579863]Why dont you take her out for some luftwaffles?[/QUOTE] [/QUOTE] [QUOTE=drfeelgood223;30580046]I live in Japan, and my girlfriend lives in the states and it's working out fine for us. As long as you trust each other, and talk to her as much as you can you'll be fine. If it's just a fling, then fuck it there's plenty of girls out there, but if you're planning on a long term relationship, like marrying her then you'd better get her over to the states as soon as you can somehow otherwise shit's just going to fall apart [QUOTE=Cypher_09;30580453]You Tokyo time posting that...[/QUOTE] [/QUOTE] [quote]An Irish farmer dumbfounded by his escaping herd of cattle has discovered it was an "inside job" after installing a CCTV camera. Tom Grant was baffled as to why the cattle on his South Armagh farm kept ending up grazing outside each morning, despite being making sure he had securely locked them in at night. After reviewing the footage, it was found that Daisy the cow was letting the herd out as she had taught herself to unlock the latches on the metal gate using her tongue. [QUOTE=Cypher_09;30582689]I bet the press are milking this for all it's worth...[/QUOTE] [/quote] [QUOTE=mobrockers2;30162542]What the fuck is a Dane. [editline]31st May 2011[/editline] Danish person? [QUOTE=rexxar (an alt);30162893][img]http://mekclub.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/great_dane.jpg[/img] great dane[/QUOTE][/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Cypher_09;30582875]one time i got really stoned because i said jehovah :frown:[/QUOTE] This thread isn't going to last, I know that. I just wanted to raise pun awareness. Will I regret making this thread as soon as I click submit? Probably \:v:/ I was correct.
posted this the other day in addicts lounge so I'll put it here too. [quote] Charlie- In, reality i don't work out atall, i just power wank. Tania- do you have to switch arms then to keep it even or you'd just end up like a charger from left 4 dead 2 Charlie- yes, I'm ambidextrous. Tania- that's handy[/quote]
I remember that :v: [editline]20th June 2011[/editline] perfect pun
[QUOTE=TaniaTiger;30583067]posted this the other day in addicts lounge so I'll put it here too.[/QUOTE] Wait, I remember reading that outside of FP. ~Professional stalker~
That bear is mesmerizing.
[QUOTE=Maximo13;30584191]Wait, I remember reading that outside of FP. ~Professional stalker~[/QUOTE] I saw it on Facebook too :v:
[QUOTE=Cypher_09;30584406]I saw it on Facebook too :v:[/QUOTE] Awright, nice.
[QUOTE=Cypher_09;30585533]Drunk driving? I guess he dunn goofed. :frown:[/QUOTE]
I hate puns.
I have a love/hate relationship with puns. Specifically, overused puns annoy me a lot. Such as "I did nazi that coming".
[QUOTE=Mr. Bleak;30593059]I have a love/hate relationship with puns. Specifically, overused puns annoy me a lot. Such as "I did nazi that coming".[/QUOTE] I've never heard that one..
[QUOTE=Octave;30593842]I've never heard that one..[/QUOTE] So you did actually nazi that coming?
I hate you so much right now man.
[QUOTE=Mr. Bleak;30599939]I hate you so much right now man.[/QUOTE] It looks like our friendship is looking a little Bleak then. :frown:
no pun in ten did.
[QUOTE=Mr. Bleak;30593059]I have a love/hate relationship with puns. Specifically, overused puns annoy me a lot. Such as "I did nazi that coming".[/QUOTE] dunno if it's any better to you but any time someone says "not see" in a sentence i call them out on it. its usually pretty funny
This one makes me smile every time [IMG]http://cdn.inquisitr.com/wp-content/wellwellwell-1.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Lenni;30620121]This one makes me smile every time [IMG]http://cdn.inquisitr.com/wp-content/wellwellwell-1.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Well isn't that funny. :)
Just the other day I asked my friend to reefer me to a good mids dealer because everything around here is dro.
pun raccoon is my boi [img]http://files.mellowrev.com/tonys-pics/memes/pun%20racoon/pc%203.jpg[/img] [img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldwzn6z6Kd1qai3nwo1_500.jpg[/img] [img]http://pics.blameitonthevoices.com/052010/pun_raccoon-small.jpg[/img] this one is simply genius: [img]http://files.mellowrev.com/tonys-pics/memes/pun%20racoon/pc%201.jpg[/img]
i was drinking pop and the tokyo one made me spit it everywhere
[QUOTE=Meader;30592986]I hate puns.[/QUOTE] No one can hate puns.
[QUOTE=Mac2468;30624294]No one can hate puns.[/QUOTE] I refuse to participate. I do not enjoy puns. They are the way too easy.
I am a pretty punny person when out and about, but recently I have been encountering massive amounts of pun hate.
The proper reaction to a pun is "ugh" so hate = love
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? Well he was lucky it was a soft drink. Did you hear about the guy who had his entire left side cut off? Well, he's all right now. So a dolphin finishes smoking his cigarette and tosses it out. Unfortunately it catches some brush on fire and starts a forest fire. When later questioned by the police and fire marshal, his statement was, "I swear, I didn't do it on porpoise!"
High 5!
My Grandad has been in intensive care for a while due to his mental health. He covered his back in margarine.. after that he went downhill pretty quickly.
On a related subject to Tania's post, my god called Oscar keeps falling over because he's wet and the kitchen floor is smooth. [editline]27th June 2011[/editline] Oops I slipped up there.
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