• My cunt is spurting like a slit throat: The aftermath
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My cunt is spurting like a slit throat original thread: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=943819[/url] Today, I had a period. It was a period, however unlike any other. When I found out I was bleeding between the legs, I rushed to my bathroom, and to my delight picked up the tampon box, thinking of how awesome it's gonna be when it's up my twat, and just fantasizing about sliding that motherfucking tampon up my cunt. But things changed. Thread music from here on: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0bZtf5MCzY[/media] [b] The Downward Spiral [/b] To my dismay, I looked at the box, opened it up, and realized that it was... Empty. Like my soul at that point in time. The world slowed down, the light faded to a dark mushroom flickering blue, my hands turned black, the hallways stretched, I tried to run. But I couldn't move, time slowed down even more. But then, I was like; FUCK. I ran into my parents bathroom and I looked for my Mom's stash. Failed. I went to my friend next door. Failed. She wan't home. The last option. Diapers. I went to my grandmothers room, rummaged though her stuff (being neat about it) and started looking for, well anything that would seal the red leak! But I found them, and Depends saved the day!!! [img]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51GPGF3E9GL._AA280_.jpg[/img] <3
You could've used me as a flood gate to stem the red tide. :smug:
:barf:
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:siren: Attention whore alert. :siren: Make way toward the nearest exit!
[QUOTE=Touhou;22176233]pics[/QUOTE] Mail me a camera!
I don't even believe your a girl.
Funny Max Payne reference/joke
[QUOTE=Adius Shadow;22176282]I don't even believe your a girl.[/QUOTE] I don't even believe your a non-fictional person.
Troll alert.
tits or gtfo
I doubt this is even true, let alone whether you are a girl who is able to have periods yet.
I was eating when I read this. :geno:
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[QUOTE=BANNED USER;22176220]You could've used me as a flood gate to stem the red tide. :smug:[/QUOTE] That's disgusting.
Haha, you make great threads. I like your writing style, you have potential.
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[QUOTE=Relys;22176361]Haha, you make great threads. I like your writing style, you have potential.[/QUOTE] Thanks :)
[QUOTE=Valkyre;22176372]Thanks :)[/QUOTE] Seriously, I have never been so enthralled in the telling of story centered around an menstruation of epic proportions.
Sounds just like a generic guy cumming/shitting everywhere kind of thread, but instead about a girl and her furious search for tampons.
[QUOTE=Relys;22176399]Seriously, I have never been so enthralled in the telling of story centered around an menstruation of epic proportions.[/QUOTE] =D
I loled. This is why you always stock up before you're due.
This would make a horrible horror movie. The Vaginal Exsanguination. Catchphrase: "It's gonna get bloody"
Does anyone else feel sad that her grandma wears diapers :frown:
[QUOTE=Saukkoman;22176603]This would make a horrible horror movie. The Vaginal Exsanguination. Catchphrase: "It's gonna get bloody"[/QUOTE] "It's gonna get Depends-y"
[QUOTE=r4nk_;22176632]Does anyone else feel sad that her grandma wears diapers :frown:[/QUOTE] Shes 93. She is really active. She never uses them, and she jokes to my grandpa about how young grandpa and her were when they "Hooked up" for the first time, and she loves telling him how bad he was in bed... haha I love her with all my heart.
Why did I laugh so fucking hard while reading this? Still, it's strangely hot. If it bled as much as implied, you should go see a doctor.
[QUOTE=ExplodingGuy;22176681]Why did I laugh so fucking hard while reading this? Still, it's strangely hot. If it bled as much as implied, you should go see a doctor.[/QUOTE] x) Periods vary in heaviness.
[QUOTE=ExplodingGuy;22176681]Why did I laugh so fucking hard while reading this? Still, it's strangely hot. If it bled as much as implied, you should go see a doctor.[/QUOTE] No it didn't. I just don't want my red over my carpet/blanket/keyboard... lol
Do raptors even have periods
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