• Facepunch Anonymous Confessional v7
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In the ask us about the forum thread, I was reminded of the Anonymous confessional threads of past, and I decided to give it a go. Hopefully it will all work out alright! Send your confessions here : [EMAIL="fp.anonymous.confessional@gmail.com"]fp.anonymous.confessional@gmail.com[/EMAIL] [B]Rules:[/B] The confessional will not be posted in this thread if it is too short, racist, or dumb. If there is hate towards another user, it won't be posted either. Signing with a pen name is okay Don't use this as your diary. If you do, I'll drop the signature, as well as "signature content". Don't speculate as to the poster's identity. [B]Other things:[/B] If you want something special to go along with your confession, such as a serious reply, just tell me. I'll see what I can do. If you just want advise from me, you can email the confessional email address. [highlight] Your username and email will NEVER EVER be posted, even if you ask for it to be![/highlight] [B]PREVIOUS THREADS (first 3 have been lost to the sands of time)[/B] [del]Facepunch Anonymous Confessional Facepunch Anonymous Confessional v2 Facepunch Anonymous Confessional v3[/del] [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=778040"]Facepunch Anonymous Confessional v4[/URL] [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/threads/797556-Facepunch-Anonymous-Confessional-v5-(BLOG-EDITION!)"]Facepunch Anonymous Confessional v5 (BLOG EDITION!)[/URL] [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/threads/968961"]Facepunch Anonymous Confessional v6[/url] Send me some of your stories!
It's just not the same without hezzy
[QUOTE=Orkel;32454620]It's just not the same without hezzy[/QUOTE] Give him a chance anyway.
[QUOTE=Orkel;32454620]It's just not the same without hezzy[/QUOTE] I disagree, there's still going to be barely anyone sending anything in.
[QUOTE=Orkel;32454620]It's just not the same without hezzy[/QUOTE] I agree, but I will do my best to make some good comments at the end of every confession.
I have been waiting. I wish Hezzy was still making these though, where'd he disappear off to?
[QUOTE=Croix;32454805]I have been waiting. I wish Hezzy was still making these though, where'd he disappear off to?[/QUOTE] He was permabanned. [editline]24th September 2011[/editline] [QUOTE]Well, guess I needed to get this off my chest somewhere. I'm a compulsive liar. I just can't help it, and often times it's about the smallest, most mundane things. Like, I'll go up to a friend and say "I went fishing on the weekend" when I didn't, as an example. I have no idea why I do it, and it's gotten me into trouble more than once. Whenever I do, I feel guilty about it, knowing some of the bigger things I have said could be really hurtful to some people, and yet I continue to do it. The few people I have told have all reacted rather adversely to this, and I usually get replies of "What the fuck is wrong with you" or the like. The other few that didn't say anything negative about it, I can tell they take everything I say with a grain of salt now. I guess that's why the whole anonymity of this is appealing.[/QUOTE]
I once drove over a family with my car. I sometimes still think of the horror of getting my insurance to cover for that dent getting fixed. [editline]9-24-2011[/editline] Wait, how does this thread work again?
[QUOTE=Chickens!;32454696]Give him a chance anyway.[/QUOTE] Ofcourse.
[QUOTE=OogalaBoogal;32454836]He was permabanned. [editline]24th September 2011[/editline][/QUOTE] no no no, you post them all in a big post, not as they come in
[QUOTE=QueenElizebeth;32455548]no no no, you post them all in a big post, not as they come in[/QUOTE] He is probably just doing it right now, to get out atleast some content. I'm sure he will make big posts later on.
I think you missed V.6 [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/968961[/url]
[QUOTE=SappinMyNick;32455615]He is probably just doing it right now, to get out atleast some content. I'm sure he will make big posts later on.[/QUOTE] Yeah, I have very little content. Also, could a mod change this thread to V7?
God, I missed these. I wish you, OP, good fortune and smooth sailing in the creation and maintenance of this thread.
[quote]He was permabanned.[/quote] Because he's the hero Facepunch deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
Yay, a new confessional. Looking forward to more sick and twisted revelations.
Fix your old thread links, they should be facepunch.com/threads/[I]threadid[/I] [editline]24th September 2011[/editline] and v4 is the first one that works.
Even if it isn't Hezzy, I want this to work. It's been too long.
I hope there is more Incest this time
It's nice to see someone try doing this again, even if isn't Hezzy with his hilarious commentary. Hope it's successful.
I remember these threads. I laughed my ass off at the last one. I wonder how long it'll take for an Incest one.
Last week I was remembering these threads! Glad to see one of these again. Keep those confessions pouring in, OP! :D
[QUOTE]If you thought you knew me, I seem like a happy guy with a few really close friends and a bunch of friends I talk to regularly. I've always been the "smart kid" since I've been in the GT (Gifted and Talented) program since the first grade. I'm not exactly popular but everyone knows my family since we've lived here for nearly 20 years, and my dad's lived here his entire life. The thing is, though, no one knows me. That explains the "though" in the first sentence, if you were wondering. People talk about "wearing masks" around different groups of peers, but it's like I've taken it a step further. I'm wearing so many masks I doubt I could find my real face if I tried. About those few close friends I mentioned, none of them are really close friends. One of them I've known almost my entire life, and I consider him my "best friend" but we rarely talk anymore and any time we do I end up getting annoyed or frustrated. My other "close friends", I barely even like. At the lunch table we make stupid, perverted jokes to make the others laugh at the innuendos, but it's all an act. I may be laughing, but I'm disgusted at myself for saying such things. I'm disgusted at myself about pretty much everything I do anymore (as I write this I knowingly procrastinate on five projects that I knowingly lied about finishing to my parents.) None of my friends have anything in common with me. The few of them that like video games have grown out of them and call me immature for playing them, and the few that haven't stopped playing them play with each other and don't even consider inviting me. It's as if I stop existing after classes have let out for the day. No one invites me to anything, which drives them even further away, making me think less about taking my masks off, less that I already was thinking of it. Three of my friends have planned a road trip next summer, though the four of us had already planned one the summer before. They're going to do everything that we had planned, they're just cutting me out of it. It makes me feel lonely. I'm a compulsive liar. I saw another post in the thread about this also, and I can relate. I lie about the stupidest things, even if it doesn't matter. "Did you finish off the tape?" "No", I say, though I did. I lie through my teeth as if they're glued together, and if I get caught I fortify my story with more and more lies until eventually I can't get out of it. Even if I lie and it'd just be easier to tell the truth than try to explain it with lies, I'll lie some more. It's disgusting. To top it off, I've lost my religion. I know that Facepunch is a primarily Atheist forum, and many of you would quote this and say "That's a good thing!", I don't feel like it's a good thing. It adds to the loneliness even more, because everyone I consider "friends" are religious, and my parents and brother are devout Christians. Doubt has been creeping into my mind for years, it's only lately that it's overpowered the faith. I don't have anyone to explain my situation to because they'd all look down on me for it. I don't want to be lonelier than I already am. I don't want my parents or my brother to look down on me and be disappointed. I want to believe again. I desperately want to believe again. But I can't. I can't believe in God, I can't quit lying, I can't go on with the crushing loneliness that fake lives bring. But if I revealed my true self, no one would like me. People like Fake Me. People used to invite Fake Me to parties and to spend the night. Then Real Me started to come out and now everyone's moving away. They're moving on and just leaving me behind. They're growing up and I'm stuck in the past. I just want it all to end.[/QUOTE] Going to answer this one seriously cause I feel too empathetic: Go to college/university. It will get so much better. [QUOTE]I have a huge mayonnaise fetish. It started when I was about 10, and I stuck my penis in a mayonnaise bottle and it felt really good. Sometimes I rub mayonnaise on my dog's arsehole and I stick the head of my penis into it since I can't fit the whole thing. I can't watch porn without something that actually resembles mayonnaise being in it. It's tearing my love life apart.[/QUOTE] Semen looks like mayonnaise, problem solved! These confessions below are far too short! But because I am lacking content, I'll post them! [QUOTE]i drove my dads car yesterday, the clutch started slipping and i didnt tell him. It slips when you shift at high rpm, i hope he doesnt notice [/QUOTE] That's not very nice, I think the Automotive Addicts want to have a word with you. [QUOTE]I actually masturbated by putting peanut butter on my dick and jerking it as a dog licked it.[/QUOTE]:pwn:
[QUOTE] I actually masturbated by putting peanut butter on my dick and jerking it as a dog licked it.[/QUOTE] That sounds like somebody at my school who did that and was caught by his brother.
I don't know what happened to Hezzy, and why he is not here anymore.
[QUOTE=morgul;32471409]I don't know what happened to Hezzy, and why he is not here anymore.[/QUOTE] He made the minecraft forum without asking Garry, I think there was some other things too.
[QUOTE=morgul;32471409]I don't know what happened to Hezzy, and why he is not here anymore.[/QUOTE] Creative differences.
one time i went to the supermarket and it was so embarassing because i was in the pruduce aisle and i was pushing my cart and i farted acidentaly and someone was behind me so i was so embarass(ass lol)ed
The original Facepunch Anonymous Confessional is what got lurk this forum so i'm so happy someone made a new one. Hazzy isn't here anymore but this should be good as long as people give op content.
[QUOTE=imasillypiggy;32476299]The original Facepunch Anonymous Confessional is what got lurk this forum so i'm so happy someone made a new one. Hazzy isn't here anymore but this should be good as long as people give op content.[/QUOTE] Well anyone can send the OP content all day long. What I'd prefer is true content.
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