• Facepunch Anonymous Confessional v7
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[QUOTE=imasillypiggy;32692389]Its obviously fake. I mean who would send a lone kid to carry a girl to the nurses.[/QUOTE] Actually, I've had to do something similar. A friend of mine was thowing up a lot with a tiny bit of blood mixed in during Tutorial (not sure if Americans have it, it's basically sitting in a room for thirty minutes) and I was sent alone to carry him down two flights of stairs. Didn't get any on me, missed out on first twenty minutes of a lesson. Shit was cash.
[QUOTE= ;32689392]As i sit here, And drink alone, To ail the bitter taste of my memories, Some things i still cannot forget... It's been three months since what happened. three bitter months. ... Dear sky, remember when we'd always chill at my house and play dead island or another game? Or how about those times we'd talk, about what if the different countries fought? Maybe about those chicks you were always into but they weren't ever into you? I know that feeling dude. It's been what, three months now since i've seen you last Just wanted to say i hope i made you proud, I've got my life all in order, And i feel great. I Feel like our times passed and i should leave this town though My nerves may be getting the best of me but it's hard to say sometimes, Considering what we've been through. >It's hard to believe you're gone dude.... I left some flowers by your headstone. I know you might have called that gay, But i hope it's okay.[/QUOTE] Dead Island came out in September. Either this person has made a small mistake or they put way too much effort into a fake story.
[QUOTE=imasillypiggy;32692389]You just think that cause you aren't alpha like him. Stop being a big nerd and you would understand.[/QUOTE]yeah i am such a nerd! i wish i could have a girlfriend like he does,
[QUOTE=Dark_Light;32693860]Dead Island came out in September. Either this person has made a small mistake or they put way too much effort into a fake story.[/QUOTE] Maybe he's delusional out of grief and imagined he played dead island or he meant one of the dead risings
Waiting for next batch
A friend of mine sent one in, I can't wait to read it.
[QUOTE=MasterFen007;32696047]A friend of mine sent one in, I can't wait to read it.[/QUOTE] You know that, when you say "A friend of mine," we know you actually meant "I"
[QUOTE=Quark:;32700051]You know that, when you say "A friend of mine," we know you actually meant "I"[/QUOTE] No I'm genuinely serious, a friend has an obsession over something and he's sent it in.
[QUOTE=MasterFen007;32700968]No I'm genuinely serious, a friend has an obsession over something and he's sent it in.[/QUOTE] does he have a secret code word because if the word lasagna pops in from nowhere I know who's to blame
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;32701067]does he have a secret code word because if the word lasagna pops in from nowhere I know who's to blame[/QUOTE] Not really, it's about a certain 2009/2010 movie though.
I know who that is.
If it's that really mediocre dreamworks movie there's like nine posters who it could be
[QUOTE=MasterFen007;32700968]No I'm genuinely serious, a friend has an obsession over something and he's sent it in.[/QUOTE] Its like no one reads the title. It wouldn't be impossible to figure out who your friend is if we really wanted to.
jesus guys keep this shit anonymous.
Hezzy banned people for being non-anonymous...
[QUOTE=MasterFen007;32701197]Not really, it's about a certain 2009/2010 movie though.[/QUOTE] You do realise this is meant to be an ANONYMOUS confessional right?
I'm bored, when's the next confessional posting?
1 confessional posting every day is awfully boring.
Lets start complaining again while we wait. It's not a confession thread until 80% of it is whining!
[QUOTE=Artyom;32704585]1 confessional posting every day is awfully boring.[/QUOTE] Send in some wincest/sociopath stories if you want it to speed up.
[QUOTE=myalt22;32704997]Lets start complaining again while we wait. It's not a confession thread until 80% of it is whining![/QUOTE] wow op sux i want hezzy new batch plz thanks
[QUOTE]I am an internet stalker. I have a folder on my computer, with a text file of text information, pictures of them, and other things for each member of facepunch which I can get significant information about. Whether it's their IP address, their location, where they vacationed last September, or their real name, I put it in a file of their username. I analyze photographs for any evidence (addresses, significant land marks, etc.). I have so much information of a few people, I could probably go to their house right now. I even know where some people work. I'm not sure what I would do with this information either.[/QUOTE] Join the secret service, you'll be right at home. [QUOTE]After I saw How To Train Your Dragon several times in the theater I completely became in love with Toothless. After going on E621.net I found some porn of him, at first it was hard to look at, due to Toothless being a cute, innocent dragon in the movie, but I looked at it more and more everyday, and now, whenever I saw him I got a raging boner, I had a fetish for Toothless, I was gay for him apparently. So It was impossible to turn back now, I fapped him. Then I began to watch the movie more frequently, as in almost everyday, I have watched it 207 times. Sure is alot for a movie that came out a year ago. I think became more and more obsessed with him. As of right now I am creating a Toothless costume, The tail is perfect and so is the lower body, It should be finished by next year. But my battle on Namek took longer than I expected, Once I became a Super Saiyan and defeated Frieza I had alot more time, And since Vegeta was my teammate now I didn't have much stress. Che Che Kept bothering me, asking me to be a fatherly figure towards my Son, Gohan. [I think he is gay] He acts VERY weird around Piccolo. I might spy on them, see if they are kissing or anything. And Krillen is a massive faggot, He has the lowest power level and hes like 30 years old, and BALD. What a faggot, no wonder he never gets a date. I bet he had sex with Chen. Ha. The thing is, I need to stop smoking weed, The smallest amount makes me write bullshit.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Hello Facepunchers, please prepare your body for a long ass read if you're interested. And not to get confused with anything, I am a female. So here it goes... I have lied, cheated, and despised myself for a long portion of my Internet-life. You hear about people who lie about their age, their looks, and who they are in general. Well, I hate to admit it, but I was one of those people before. It started back in 2006-2007 when Myspace was still the popular social network. I'd met a guy who was quite attractive, though the issue here was that he was 16 years old and in Highschool. Why is this bad? Well, at the time I was at least in the fifth grade. Blinded, the moral that children my age shouldn't be "Dating" was not something I knew, as the girls in my classes had "boyfriends". I thought this was normal, so I decided I'd make my move. I searched the internet for an image of a girl, a girl who had an album of pictures of herself so it wouldn't be hard to send multiple pictures to him if he'd asked. We "Dated" over the internet for six months, and I let him believe I was sixteen (his age) and that I was the beautiful girl in the picture instead of the chubby me. The lie grew and I made alternative e-mail accounts to create new Myspace pages that were supposedly my "friends". I communicated with this boy through both the fake me and my fake friends, just to get a feel of who he is (Or so I thought I was doing that, but in reality I was just fucking with his head). In the sixth months of our relationship, though, I had been playing Halo Online and I'd met this boy who was 15 and also in highschool, though this obviously wasn't a problem anymore and decided to play out a way to break off the relationship with the Myspace boyfriend. I made my fake me offline for a couple of days, and once I felt the time was rig ht to explain, I got online one of my fake friend's account and explained through a message that the fake me had died in a tragic car accident. He was obviously heart broken, but I deleted my accounts soon after, feeling no shame. This allowed me to start a relationship with a new boyfriend, the Halo player. (And keeping you up to date on my age, I was probably in the Sixth grade by this time.) I kept on as the fake girl and her fake friends, sending him pictures of "Myself" and speaking to him through my "Friends". We played Halo and other online video games together. He was a Redneck, and extremely stupid. This made it easier to manipulate him and tell lies without being questioned. This relationship lasted around six months. We spoke on the phone for the most part, and if not, then through IM. I'd been finished with Myspace at the time. We moved from playing Halo to playing a free MMORPG called "Last Chaos USA", a shitty game that was eventually dried out of all its players from the lack of free content that was essential to progressing in the game. Anyways, I found yet ANOTHER guy who was interesting. Let me just say, though, I technically cheated on my Halo boyfriend, because this guy I found inte resting had cyber'd with me. I didn't mean for the conversation to turn that way, but it did...and I have to admit I liked it. This is where the breaking of the Halo player relationship started. I broke up with him multiple times, but everytime he would come crying to me and I would feel absolutely terrible and then "love" him again for a short time period (but I would eventually get tired of him and start wanting to leave). This happened so many times, that in the process I had enough time to find an actual female friend online in Last Chaos USA. We became best friends almost instantly, and she met my Halo player boyfriend. I told her of my hardships with him and she eventually helped me get him off my ass. I was thankful and was finally able to move on to the cyber sex guy. The cyber sex guy was from India, and he was 18 years old. Ohhh boy, was this getting easier the more I done it, I continued the fake me and my fake friends, you obviously have the gist of it by now, and this relationship kept on for ANOTHER good six months. I was just about in the seventh grade. So we played these MMORPGs, Last Chaos USA and Perfect World International for the longest time. Although he was verbally abusive and he made me feel lesser than I actually was. I did in fact admit to him that I wasn't the girl in the picture I showed him, but I continued to lie about my age. We cyber'd even if he abused me, and at times I'd turn on my webcam and get naked, masturbating for him. And in exchange, he'd have his webcam on as well, masturbating to me masturbating. Well, his abusive side eventually got to me and I broke off the relationship. Though the positive side to it was that I had a shoulder to cry on-another interesting, and possible e-boyfriend...The Last Chaos US A player (lets just call him LCUSA guy). The LCUSA guy lived in California, and he was 28 years old. Oh good lord...I was smart enough to know this was a HUGE mistake I'd made to even THINK about dating him, but fucking hell I did. I went right for him. He was caring and smart, but had a lot of problems himself. The relationship went on for about a year and .... you guessed it! Six months. We played LCUSA, Perfect World INternational, Wolf Team, Halo, and Second Life together for the time the relationship lasted. He was the guy I finally admitted my age and real identity to, he took it terribly that he was dating a minor but he and I continued the relationship. He was already too deeply caught in my web that he couldn't find it in himself to hurt me. Anyways, I was in the Eighth grade at the time, going on Ninth. I can't tell you details about the relationship, and I doubt you all really care, since it's lifetime was quite long. Anyways, this is starting to build up to the present. I'm just about 14 years old now at this point and I meet a guy at my very own Highschool who's weird and crazy and also...very attractive. He and I fell in love and I eventually broke it off with the LCUSA guy....Err...at least tried to... The LCUSA guy went fucking insane, I was almost scared to break the relationship with him because he literally jumped off a bridge with me on the phone. Unless he was lieing to me about that, but the noises I heard certainly sounded real, and horrifying. He blew up my phone with his phone calls of him crying/killing himself/whatever the fuck he was doing. He also sent pictures of his arm to me that had my name carved in his skin, though the blood made it almost impossible to read. I couldn't stand the way he was acting and I started to ignore him. I cut off all communication I had with him, and eventually he was erased from my every day life. Now I could finally have a real boyfriend...someone I could physically hold and feel, such an exciting thought. So here we are, reading this on your computer screen as I've finished typing this long ass story (that was absolutely true) and ironically, this real-life boyfriend I can physically hold is actually still my current boyfriend. I never told him of all of this, and I don't see a reason why I should...I rather hope he never knows because this is honestly the most stupidest thing I've ever done in my short life. I am currently in the tenth grade, fifteen, going on sixteen years old, and hopefully this story was something worth reading for you Facepunch. I'm out... Sorry to those TL;DR people :)[/QUOTE] And now we know that there are real girls behind some internet girlfriends. [QUOTE]When I was a little kid, my older sister had a cat named Tigger. Cute little orange cat. My older brother and me tortured it for kicks. Not physical beat the shit out of it torture, but we stuck it in the toilet, chased after it, threw stuff at it, scared it, that kinda shit. Eventually we made it run away, and we never saw it again, and I just feel so awful. I was like 6 at the time or whatever, and I regret it to this day as one of the worst things I ever did.[/QUOTE] Good thing you posted anonymously, or else everyone would be at you for animal abuse. [QUOTE]Hey. I've previously submitted, and it was published on the first page. It was the "I'm gay and nobody knows" confessional. Well, guess what? I came out to my best friend today! I didn't really know how to say it, so I gave her hints until she said "YOU'RE GAY?!" and I yelled back "YES! YES I AM. AND I'M SERIOUS! I'M GAY". It was at that moment that she jumped up from my couch, ran over to me, and attacked me with a hug. "OOHHH MYYY GAAHHHDDD!!! [name] YOU'REE SOOOO CUUUTEEE! I LOOOOVE YOU SOOOO MUCHHH!" along with other variations of phrases being yelled in my ear as she hugged me occurred. It was probably one of the happiest moments of my life. I'm seriously glad that I did it. It was a great day.[/QUOTE] You are awesome. [IMG]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3341/3627681312_56f485f4ea.jpg[/IMG] [QUOTE]Right, here we go. There's this girl, who is my best friend, and I really like her, and want to go out with her. We always go the cinemas together, and whenever we visit, we always end up cuddling eachother on the bed just watching movies and talking shit, but we've never really talked about anything more than friendship. This has been going on for nearly 2 years now, but still, we are just friends. However, We've both started college this year, and I'll be honest...there's a lot of temptations at college, I've got friends, and the thing is, there are girls who are interested in me at college now. The thing is, I am afraid of asking out these girls at college now, because I feel in some way, I'd be unfaithful to her, even though we've never really said that we're anything more than friends. I don't really know if we are just friends anymore, or if she wants to take it further...She always seems to talk a lot about unspoken love, and that it's the best kind of love, but it was always related to the movies we were watching, and I was never sure if this meant anything between us, or she was just genuinely commenting on the movies. We are both complete social turtles, She was always the kid who sat in the corner and doodles for the entire lesson, while I was usually the kid who was sitting next to her and doodling too... The problem is, that with college now, I don't know whether to keep trying with her, even though I'm not sure if we are just really good friends and nothing more, never will be, or do I actually ask out a girl at college, even though I feel like I'm being unfaithful to a girl who I never really said I'm going out with. The other problem is of course, if I do go out with someone at college, then it means that I have to stop hanging out with her as I do now, or I'd feel unfaithful to the girl at college, which is another annoyance...What should I do?[/QUOTE] I kind of have personal experience on this one, but I really have no idea where you should go with this. It all depends if you think the risk is worth the reward. [QUOTE]Sometimes, I make models of my female friends in the flash game 'Super Deep Throat' and then masturbate to them. Hm.[/QUOTE]Hm.
[QUOTE]I am an internet stalker. I have a folder on my computer, with a text file of text information, pictures of them, and other things for each member of facepunch which I can get significant information about. Whether it's their IP address, their location, where they vacationed last September, or their real name, I put it in a file of their username. I analyze photographs for any evidence (addresses, significant land marks, etc.). I have so much information of a few people, I could probably go to their house right now. I even know where some people work. I'm not sure what I would do with this information either.[/QUOTE] Oh fuck
[QUOTE= ;32706041]Sometimes, I make models of my female friends in the flash game 'Super Deep Throat' and then masturbate to them. Hm.[/QUOTE] Hahahahaha this is actually pretty awesome if it wasn't so creepy.
[QUOTE]I am an internet stalker. I have a folder on my computer, with a text file of text information, pictures of them, and other things for each member of facepunch which I can get significant information about. Whether it's their IP address, their location, where they vacationed last September, or their real name, I put it in a file of their username. I analyze photographs for any evidence (addresses, significant land marks, etc.). I have so much information of a few people, I could probably go to their house right now. I even know where some people work. I'm not sure what I would do with this information either.[/QUOTE] :tinfoil:
[quote]Right, here we go. There's this girl, who is my best friend, and I really like her, and want to go out with her. We always go the cinemas together, and whenever we visit, we always end up cuddling eachother on the bed just watching movies and talking shit, but we've never really talked about anything more than friendship. This has been going on for nearly 2 years now, but still, we are just friends. However, We've both started college this year, and I'll be honest...there's a lot of temptations at college, I've got friends, and the thing is, there are girls who are interested in me at college now. The thing is, I am afraid of asking out these girls at college now, because I feel in some way, I'd be unfaithful to her, even though we've never really said that we're anything more than friends. I don't really know if we are just friends anymore, or if she wants to take it further...She always seems to talk a lot about unspoken love, and that it's the best kind of love, but it was always related to the movies we were watching, and I was never sure if this meant anything between us, or she was just genuinely commenting on the movies. We are both complete social turtles, She was always the kid who sat in the corner and doodles for the entire lesson, while I was usually the kid who was sitting next to her and doodling too... The problem is, that with college now, I don't know whether to keep trying with her, even though I'm not sure if we are just really good friends and nothing more, never will be, or do I actually ask out a girl at college, even though I feel like I'm being unfaithful to a girl who I never really said I'm going out with. The other problem is of course, if I do go out with someone at college, then it means that I have to stop hanging out with her as I do now, or I'd feel unfaithful to the girl at college, which is another annoyance...What should I do?[/quote] This one is simple. Ask her what she sees you as. Are you a friend? or a possible boyfriend? Also, if she gives you an answer, either one, let her know how you feel. The way this sounds, she may be in between as well.
[quote]I am an internet stalker. I have a folder on my computer, with a text file of text information, pictures of them, and other things for each member of facepunch which I can get significant information about. Whether it's their IP address, their location, where they vacationed last September, or their real name, I put it in a file of their username. I analyze photographs for any evidence (addresses, significant land marks, etc.). I have so much information of a few people, I could probably go to their house right now. I even know where some people work. I'm not sure what I would do with this information either.[/quote] welp, there goes my general feeling of safety on the internet!
[QUOTE=tehfrog;32706605]welp, there goes my general feeling of safety on the internet![/QUOTE] They know you have a green face and are in a Metronomy music video.
[QUOTE=OogalaBoogal;32706661]They know you have a green face and are in a Metronomy music video.[/QUOTE] OH FUCK. THAT'S IT. Destroying my computer as we speak.
[QUOTE=Nibwoddle;32706170]Oh fuck[/QUOTE] Oh shit. Why is there never a shotgun around when you need one!?
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