• Facepunch Anonymous Confessional v7
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[QUOTE]I've been stealing a lot from my job recently. I work at a music and video store and lately I've just been tired of getting paid minimum wage and not being able to afford anything that I want. For example, I took all three seasons of Samurai Jack because normally that would cost $85. I don't feel good or bad about what I do, at this point it's become a hobby because I finally get to rewatch all of the old shows I watched as a kid. I go in to work every day with a plan on how to steal 4 DVDs every day. And because I've been there long enough they give me 4-5 days a week. I don't know why I'm confessing this, I don't really want help with stopping. But I figured people could get a good debate going about how much of an asshole I am or something.[/QUOTE] All the cool kids pirate their movies now-a-days, you seriously have some problems. [QUOTE]This happened to me when I was 10: It was a late, Friday evening. I was just about to go to bed. I got a call from my friend, saying he wanted to come over. I was in a great mood and said "why the fuck not" and waited for him to come over. We had sex and he gave me a handjob. Getting to the point.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]So I kind of want this off my chest and I love you for making this new anonymous confessional. Anyway, when I was younger my older nephew took advantage of me. As I was a gullible child, at the young age of 8, my nephew basically talked me into having sex with him. Considering I didn't really know what he asked from me, I complied. I do not feel comfortable discussing the details. This has left me pretty fucked up, lovelife wise. I feel nothing for any of the women I lay with, I pretty much don't feel affection for anyone. I really don't specifically like anyone, but I keep a group a friends and the occasional girlfriend because I feel that that is what is expected of me. Basically, I guess you can call me a sociopath, although I have emotions, just not any emotion you could relate to feeling love or affection.[/QUOTE] So, the normal facepuncher, sociopath? [QUOTE]Short but I shave my balls with other peoples razors and I can only fap while wearing clothes. I have even done it in public a dozen times.[/QUOTE] This isn't as odd as you think. There was this kid in my class one time...
[QUOTE=OogalaBoogal;32471216]I actually masturbated by putting peanut butter on my dick and jerking it as a dog licked it.[/QUOTE] wat
[quote]So I kind of want this off my chest and I love you for making this new anonymous confessional. Anyway, when I was younger my older nephew took advantage of me. As I was a gullible child, at the young age of 8, my nephew basically talked me into having sex with him. Considering I didn't really know what he asked from me, I complied. I do not feel comfortable discussing the details. This has left me pretty fucked up, lovelife wise. I feel nothing for any of the women I lay with, I pretty much don't feel affection for anyone. I really don't specifically like anyone, but I keep a group a friends and the occasional girlfriend because I feel that that is what is expected of me. Basically, I guess you can call me a sociopath, although I have emotions, just not any emotion you could relate to feeling love or affection.[/quote] So instead of the cliche uncle molesting you, you, being the uncle were molested? [img]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSRMF3NOnhx6QaBrZN0uZu5ue2D9EOy4T5Qo2GJW5fYpw5cF3dymm1vjww[/img]
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[QUOTE]I found out a while ago I can perform autofellatio. Yeah....I've cummed and ate it as well. I was bored as fuck one winter day and I was like fuck, I wonder what it's like for those girls that take loads and eat it. So I went in my bathroom and laid on my back...and started jerking. After a few times of doing that (for whatever reason, I did it again and again in the following weeks), I for whatever fucking reason, wanted to blow myself. So I got in to position and and used my legs to push off of my sink counter and walla. It's not like I can literally blow myself, but I can get it in there..... I've been trying to stop because I feel like it's a weird thing to do and because I don't want to strain anything while being in the awkward position, but I guess, honestly, sometimes it's a nice change from the usual standard jacking off. Thing is, I'm actually straight. I sorta even have a dislike for gays. I'm positive I'm not in denial or any of that shit because I've NEVER had even remote attraction to guys. I fucking love pussy, not dick.[/QUOTE]Keep on saying that. [QUOTE]I once jizzed on the floor. This floor had not been vacuumed for weeks. Dirt, dead insects, and old hair was laying on the floor. The dogs had been walking around in there with their dirty paws. Anyways, my parents were right outside the door. There was nothing i could clean the cum up with. Going out for a tissue was too risky, as they could might guess what i was doing. Then i licked the cum off the floor... [/QUOTE]Do you know what socks are for? [QUOTE]I'm 16. (17 in 1 1/2 months). I'm a guy. I've never had sex before, gotten a blowjob/handjob, or even made out with someone. I used to think it was because I was nervous around girls, or I just didn't like the girl enough to do such a thing with her. I always just thought that I'm awkward and I'd never do any of those things. The girls aren't good enough, I'm not good enough. But I was wrong about why. Last year I was in the locker room, and I looked at this guy getting changed. I had the strangest urge of sexual tension. Looking at his package in his boxer briefs, then his ass and his pecs. Then it hit me. I'm Bisexual. I tried to ignore it. Months later, I tried to date a girl. We kissed. That's it. Still nothing more than a kiss and holding hands. We broke up after two months of nothing. (This time it was actually the girl's fault, she never could/wanted to hang hang out.) A month after we broke up, I was walking in the hallway of my school looking at all the girls passing me. I kept thinking "Wow, none of these girls are attractive" Then it progressed to "Really,no girls in my school are attractive". Then, A guy passed me. Again, sexual tension. That night, I went home and laid down in my bed, thinking. Thinking about how none of the girls in my school were attractive, and a lot of the guys were. The more I thought about it, the more I realized something: Girls aren't attractive to me. Not emotionally, or physically. I realized that I was gay. I am gay. And it sucks. No one knows, and I'm afraid to come out. All I want is love. A boy friend to love and to care for, and that loves and cares for me back. To be in love. But that will never happen. Not in this town.[/QUOTE][IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/heart.png[/IMG] [QUOTE]It was a late night, on a long weekend in February. I had one of my best friends over, whom I hadn't seen in a while, since we were now going to two different schools. What I'm going to say now, is that both this friend and I are bondage fetishists... so you know where this is going. So I was fourteen during this time, my friend was either thirteen or fourteen, I forget now. Anyway, what he suggested, is that we do a few "sessions" ourselves. Keep your pants on, though, neither of us lost our virginity that night. It was quite violating though. So here's how it first started: I think he was the first to be dominant over me, if I remember correctly. Since I had no rope available, I used some makeshift rope out of old shirts that didn't fit me anymore. So once I had the rope, I got on the bed in my room, put my hands behind my back, and he tied them tightly enough that I couldn't escape. We both enjoyed it a lot. Then, he did my legs. Not as tightly, but enough that I couldn't remove the bonds. Now, we already had the gagging planned. I'd had two stress balls that I'd poked holes through with pencil, and used more of that makeshift rope to turn it into a working ball gag. He stuffed it in my mouth, and tied it as tightly around my head as possible, making sure that in no way I could work it out of my jaws. Now the games started. He'd tickle my feet a little bit, with some sharp objects like pencils. He'd rub them up and down my ribs, and tell me to balance a ball on my head. Of course, whenever I dropped it, some punishment ensued, usually several backhand slaps to the face. Why I enjoyed it, I had no idea. Anyway, after about an hour of being left alone, he finally came to untie me. Now it was my turn. He untied all the knots successfully, and I did everything in the same order, only I tied his hands in front of him for one reason: I wasn't going to let him out until he solved a Rubik's cube. I then secured his feet, and tied the hand and feet ropes together, so he'd have to keep his legs in a butterfly position while he leaned over to solve it. Of course, he wasn't having much luck. So I started to have a little bit of fun now. So I did the same, tickling his feet, and rubbing and groping him in places that were extremely violating - His chest, under his armpits, and his calves and thighs. I'd put up some porn on my laptop for him, to distract him further from solving the cube. Also note that at this time, both of us were into furries. I could see a bulge coming from his track pants, and he started letting out a muffled groan. I continued rubbing his shoulders, and sitting behind him, caressing his body in all the wrong (or right?) places. It felt wrong, but at the same time it felt very right. In fact, just recently he told me he wants to do something just like that again. This time, he bought real ball gags, and I just got ten meters of Japanese bondage rope on eBay. If we're lucky, we'll get to do it by Thanksgiving.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]When I was 17, I went down the Jersey Shore for my friend's after-prom party. Anyways, there was this girl who had graduated a year earlier than us but came because she was good friends with some of us. She got really drunk and passed out. I got an idea that it would be funny to put my hard dick in her ear and so I did. One of my friends took a picture of it but the picture never left the house. Nobody ever told her about this moment. To this day, she has no idea that I once put my hard dick in her ear. I am 23 now.[/QUOTE]Good man.
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[QUOTE=OogalaBoogal's content]At the lunch table we make stupid, perverted jokes to make the others laugh at the innuendos, but it's all an act. I may be laughing, but I'm disgusted at myself for saying such things.[/QUOTE] i can completely relate to that. i do the same thing. \
[quote]I'm 16. (17 in 1 1/2 months). I'm a guy. I've never had sex before, gotten a blowjob/handjob, or even made out with someone. I used to think it was because I was nervous around girls, or I just didn't like the girl enough to do such a thing with her. I always just thought that I'm awkward and I'd never do any of those things. The girls aren't good enough, I'm not good enough. But I was wrong about why. Last year I was in the locker room, and I looked at this guy getting changed. I had the strangest urge of sexual tension. Looking at his package in his boxer briefs, then his ass and his pecs. Then it hit me. I'm Bisexual. I tried to ignore it. Months later, I tried to date a girl. We kissed. That's it. Still nothing more than a kiss and holding hands. We broke up after two months of nothing. (This time it was actually the girl's fault, she never could/wanted to hang hang out.) A month after we broke up, I was walking in the hallway of my school looking at all the girls passing me. I kept thinking "Wow, none of these girls are attractive" Then it progressed to "Really,no girls in my school are attractive". Then, A guy passed me. Again, sexual tension. That night, I went home and laid down in my bed, thinking. Thinking about how none of the girls in my school were attractive, and a lot of the guys were. The more I thought about it, the more I realized something: Girls aren't attractive to me. Not emotionally, or physically. I realized that I was gay. I am gay. And it sucks. No one knows, and I'm afraid to come out. All I want is love. A boy friend to love and to care for, and that loves and cares for me back. To be in love. But that will never happen. Not in this town.[/quote]I think all gay highschoolers feel that way.
[QUOTE=RedBlade2021;32496202]I think all gay highschoolers feel that way.[/QUOTE] I can imagine that'd be really hard. And awkward as fuck.
I love the confessional threads.
I can't wait for the next batch
[QUOTE=Quark:;32498206]I can't wait for the next batch[/QUOTE] Neither can I.
Send in the troops. We need content.
[QUOTE=Orkel;32454620]It's just not the same without hezzy[/QUOTE] It never would be the same, but this is better than nothing. Sending something in!
I thought this might not work. I'm glad I was wrong. :dance:
[quote]I found out a while ago I can perform autofellatio. Yeah....I've cummed and ate it as well. I was bored as fuck one winter day and I was like fuck, I wonder what it's like for those girls that take loads and eat it. So I went in my bathroom and laid on my back...and started jerking. After a few times of doing that (for whatever reason, I did it again and again in the following weeks), I for whatever fucking reason, wanted to blow myself. So I got in to position and and used my legs to push off of my sink counter and walla. It's not like I can literally blow myself, but I can get it in there..... I've been trying to stop because I feel like it's a weird thing to do and because I don't want to strain anything while being in the awkward position, but I guess, honestly, sometimes it's a nice change from the usual standard jacking off. Thing is, I'm actually straight. I sorta even have a dislike for gays. I'm positive I'm not in denial or any of that shit because I've NEVER had even remote attraction to guys. I fucking love pussy, not dick. [/quote] [img]http://www.lifepunch.net/images/smilies/disregard.gif[/img]
love this thread already, thanks man.
Good job so far buddy! I [i]might[/i] send one in.
[QUOTE=RedBlade2021;32496202]I think all gay highschoolers feel that way.[/QUOTE] I know I did.
I had a dream that I sent a confession in, and my username [I]and[/I] all of my personal information was posted with it. Weird fucking dream.
The link to v6 links to v5.
Looks like OP forgot about us.
Nah, just really busy today, I'll put a brand new set up shortly.
my confession hasnt been posted :(
[QUOTE=Bomber9900;32515709]my confession hasnt been posted :([/QUOTE] Now I know next post will be from you.
[QUOTE=Bomber9900;32515709]my confession hasnt been posted :([/QUOTE] not to sound rude, but Im not sure if that would be a good thing or not.
[QUOTE=OogalaBoogal;32515337]Nah, just really busy today, I'll set a brand new set up shortly.[/QUOTE] You're a legend.
[QUOTE]* So over the past year I was with someone. Started out great, we found we had a lot in common, became great friends, and then things just sort of happened. But things started to decline around March. He started to avoid me, often saying he was just busy with things. Of course, I went along with it, thinking he was telling the truth. I kept trying to pick myself up, but naturally that didn't work. After a few more months of me constantly freaking out*wondering*what I was doing wrong he finally told me it was because I was too depressive and antisocial. Thing is, I didn't choose any of it. I'm bipolar and I just didn't want to be around*his*friends because quite*frankly, they're assholes and idiots.* * And I honestly think it was one of them who made him change. He used to be really sweet and nice to me, but then he just started ignoring me like I said. Honestly, he seems like he's his friend's bitchboy now, doing whatever he tells him to do, and agreeing with everything. It makes my blood boil just thinking about it.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Hi, When I was about eight, I technically had sex. *Me and my friend's sister were fooling around and we ended up kissing, removing clothes, and having (basic) sex. *(Sorry Shane.. o:) When I was in High School, I had a (nearly patented) secret for getting girls. *I would tell them disgusting, morally incorrect jokes to make them laugh, and then cry for laughing because of the tone I used. Eventually, I would win the girls over and have them in my scrap-yard (if I had a hankering I'd go check what was in the yard, if you catch my drift) and they'd always be like, "OH QUIRK, HAHAHA, LET'S BONK" Always worked. I'm originally from Dublin, Ireland but I moved when I was ~2 or so. *I still have the accent, and everyone asks me if I'm British. Every day. I killed a bird when I was a toddler and dissected it because my mum wouldn't let me have candy. In High School I used to prank handicapped kids and blame the football team and they all, slowly but surely, got kicked off the team. In High School, I brought a knife to school and put it in my enemy's locker to get him expelled. *Worked. My middle name makes people think I'm black. :( And finally, 7 years ago I had my friends' girlfriends totally interested in me. and all I had to do was say "GO" and she'd blow me. *Same with some other chick. [/QUOTE] There is a real confessional, and then there is a fake confessional. [QUOTE]I've never loved anyone, nor cared for anyone. I don't want a girlfriend, I don't want any sorts of relationships. When people die, I do not care. I just move on like nothing happened, but am sad when everyone around me is feeling a collective emotion I don't feel.*Ironically, it's saddening. [/QUOTE] As long as you don't hate everyone, you are winning half the battle. [QUOTE]Greetings fellow Facepunchers! So, uh, this isn't really a confession as much as it is a vent of my frustration. So if you're expecting a hideously graphic horror story of child incest (which I know you are) then sorry to disappoint you. Anyway, I guess I'll start by saying... I'm different. As in, there's a fuckload wrong with me. Not really in my eyes, but I'm sure in the eyes of others. I'm overweight, I'm epileptic and I have asperger syndrome to name but a few things. As a result of this I've become pretty insecure and almost cripplingly shy. I find it a gargantuan task to pluck up the courage to so much as say 'Hello' to someone I don't know that well. This has had a real negative impact on my ability to make friends, which is especially a problem as I've just started at a new college, where I don't know ANYONE (except for a couple of people I went to primary school with who I haven't seen in years). I've also never had a girlfriend or even kissed a girl, which separates me from my "normal" peers even more. Kinda makes me feel left out and, like I say, different. So yeah, my social life kind of sucks. But other than that I have a pretty cool life so I can't complain I guess. Just wanted to share that. Thanks if you took the time to read it. Now back to your incest-fics, you sick fucks! [/QUOTE] You too! [QUOTE]I love dicks but I am disgusted by the male form and therefore only like traps. (i am male) I've been perma'd from facepunch so many times I can't even begin to imagine. When I was 13 or so my female cousin (who was 12 or something) had to share a bed with me in a hotel. Needless to say we had*incestuous*sex. I felt up my dog's dick one time. I'm an in-the-closet-ponyfag i tell everyone i am poor so i don't need to spend my money when i go out to eat no one i know can know the above statements so help me god[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]This might not be the right place for this, but I have a sexual confession. I'm 18, and I've never masturbated. It's not that I've forced myself not to, it's just that it's not that appealing to me. Porn, as well, isn't all that appealing either. It's like, sure, i'll watch it, but all i get is a hard on. No heavy, horny feeling like when i'm with my girlfriend. Also, my girlfriend have done everything up to sex. But we both agree, that we should not have sex until we marry, whether or not we marry each other (not whipped, I was the one that told her there would be no sex in the relationship). It doesn't have anything to do with religion, either. I just feel that whoever I marry, they are going to be someone that I love above all others, and she deserves something no one else will get, and I think my virginity is perfect for that. Of course, I'm not going to find another person like me, besides my current girlfriend, and that depresses me.[/QUOTE] Dude, you are lucky to have a girlfriend, you are the envy of 99% of the forum. [QUOTE]Nothing terribly weird. I can't watch guy on girl porn. I don't like how whoever*handles*the camera is always like "LOOK AT HIS PENIS! LOOOOOOK! DON'T LOOK AT THE GIRL FUCK OFF!" So lesbian porn it is. [/QUOTE] Most guys imagine it being their own. Try that. [QUOTE]Every time i'm at work, and a big top of people comes in to eat (maybe 15-20 people at once) i walk by their table and rip ass just to crop-dust them a little bit. I helped make the night a little less frustrating knowing that while the people are sitting and enjoying their overpriced appetizers, and expensive steaks they are just paying to sit in a cloud of my stench[/QUOTE] Show them who's boss!
[QUOTE]Every time i'm at work, and a big top of people comes in to eat (maybe 15-20 people at once) i walk by their table and rip ass just to [B]crop-dust them a little bit[/B]. I helped make the night a little less frustrating knowing that while the people are sitting and enjoying their overpriced appetizers, and expensive steaks they are just paying to sit in a cloud of my stench[/QUOTE] I laughed so hard at this for some reason.
Sent mine in.
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