• Facepunch Anonymous Confessional v7
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The entire anonymous aspect died out, even though the thread is now more active than it was before.
Bokito is my Slowbro bro.
[QUOTE]For around half a year my best friend has had a joke bromance with someone he met in TF2, It was that sort of bromance where it's stereotypically gay and both have a laugh about it. Recently he came out and said that they both actually had feelings for each other, they have shared what information is safe and etc and even I think the other person in the bromance is legitimately a caring person and all that. Thing is though, For about a year i have had more than the usual feelings towards my friend, I can talk to him on a level i cannot talk to anyone else and already our friendship is straining and i'm that guy that he pencils in when he's not able to webcam/whatever with the person he likes. I'm both pissed and confused and i don't know what i need to do, It's a generic love story but with two dudes for him and his other half, but within a week i have already turned into "the third wheel" to him, I can't tell him how i actually feel about this because i don't want to lose either of the two as a friend. Fuck what do i dont even this. Maybe i'm gay i don't know, maybe i really just don't like how this is making me feel. I actually hope these feels are gay feelings are feelings of someone who might be gay, else i'm just being a dick and not letting him be with who he wants to be. Also he barely visits facepunch, but if he by chance sees this thread he should know that the only reason i'm not saying it to his face is i don't want to lose him as a friend.[/QUOTE] So first the new weapons, then the hats, and now ROMANCE?!?! THIS GAME IS RUINED! [QUOTE]This one's really boring, sorry. I just haven't molested/been molested or committed incest lately. I feel like shit. I mean, I don't really feel bad, but not all too great, either, I dunno. Everything just seems so sluggish, routine even. Sure, there are good bits, but overall it's like some sort of badly-made fish soup I'm being forced to eat. I just need something different in life. I wake up, go to school, come home, fuck about on the net and go to sleep, usually late. I have no initiative, I try my damndest to have a social life but I have a weird anxiety against being turned down. I can't ask people to hang out, I can't ask girls to go out, I can't even fucking send a friend request on Facebook, for Christ's sake. I just feel, I dunno, trapped. I need a change or some shit, I just don't know how. Sorry for boring you, feels better to get this off my chest.[/QUOTE] If you a bunch of pages back there is a confession just like yours, I think someone diagnosed something, but if you really feel bad you should see a psychologist. [QUOTE]Thanks for doing this Ooga. [B]No problem, bro![/B] Anyway, I just wanted to write in to say I am terrified of the dark, I get nervous just walking into the bathroom at night because it has a window, the though of something out there seeing me scares me so much. I would think it stems from all the games and movies I've played, but also I tend to think out explanations for everything that happens to me almost instantly, I'm sure I'm not the only one that does this, but it gets to me. Another thing I wanted to bring up would be other peoples utter disgust for insects. I see people squash spiders and stab wasps, and it makes me incredibly sad to see, to think that little creature is just trying to survive and he gets crushed by a hate filled human. Everyone loves butterflies because they're "pretty", but what about the poor little tarantula you just killed, it deserved to die because it's creepy to you ?! It astounds me. If I ever have to kill an insect I try to make its final moments as painless as possible, it sickens me to see people torturing insects. Anyway that's all from me. Thanks.[/QUOTE] [video=youtube;jitg-3xbmKU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jitg-3xbmKU[/video] [QUOTE]Hello Facepunch I have been following the thread as a lurker for quite a while, and it is truly one of the more interesting threads I've seen on a forum. I am a girl in my early 20's, and I do like many others - have an anonymous confession to make. I am a Zoophile. I'm sure some already prepare their "Fake" replies, but all I can really offer is my word on it. I have been so for soon 3 years, and while it is rather cliche I did have a "Coming out" experience that made me actually realize it. You see, I have always truly loved animals on a platonic level, even more so than most loves animals (on a platonic level still). I always thought that others felt the same way as I did when around them, at least until I felt actual sexual excitement in relation to animals. At first, it disgusted me of course. I had no idea what kind of sick temporary "kick" I was going into, and denied it relentlessly to myself. I personally noticed that, well, pornography simply didn't have the same effect as it had pretty much always had on me. I still got excited from it, and I still did use it while masturbating - but it was just not as effective. I'm quite sure many of you have had one of those moments where you get a kinky idea when in the middle of masturbating. It seems like such an amazing and arousing idea, and already halfway through your climax all you're thinking is "What the fuck am I doing?". That was at least the explanation of the feeling I got from a guy who felt the same way when he decided to taste a certain bodily fluid of his own in the heat of the moment. But well, that was not what I did. I looked up animal pornography. And THAT sure worked for me. It became more and more common for me, and I also found resources that had information about zoophilia in general, and it didn't really take that long for me to reluctantly realize it. Even though it took time to accept it, it was at the same time a weight off of my shoulders. It can in no way be compared with accepting that you are gay of course, but it was a process of accepting it to prevent despising myself for it. During the three years mentioned, I have had a dog pretty much all the time. For quite a while, the thought of actually doing some of the things I found arousing in person was still a bit too much for me to consider, and while I did truly love my dog on a platonic level, as a friend, companion... if you own a dog, you know what I mean - as it doesn't involve sexual things at all at this point. But this did not last for the entirety of those three years. It felt like exactly that, attraction. It made me realize that I didn't just have an animal fetish all this time. Zoo means animal, philia means friendship or love. I won't go into details beyond mentioning that the interactions progressed from recieving oral, giving it, and eventually to penetrative sex. To anyone who doesn't know this secret of mine, I'm just a girl with a dog - a rather spoiled dog, I might add. I do all the things that any other dog owner would do, and he is the one friend and companion that I have around virtually 24/7. But, he is also the partner that I have sex with regularly.. and I'll leave it at that. I realize that this is probably disgusting and hard to understand, and I won't try to explain it. Just like people have rather colourful fetishes, it's just something that is the case, and it's that simple. If it makes you feel better, go ahead and just think this is fake, something written to confuse or shock. I can not offer more than my word on it as I said, but this is my honest story. Sincerely A Lurker[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Slowbro;34227634]Bokito is my Slowbro bro.[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.facepunch.com/avatar/412399.png?garryis=awesome[/img][img]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-respek.gif[/img][img]http://www.facepunch.com/avatar/199448.png?garryis=awesome[/img]
[quote]This one's really boring, sorry. I just haven't molested/been molested or committed incest lately. I feel like shit. I mean, I don't really feel bad, but not all too great, either, I dunno. Everything just seems so sluggish, routine even. Sure, there are good bits, but overall it's like some sort of badly-made fish soup I'm being forced to eat. I just need something different in life. I wake up, go to school, come home, fuck about on the net and go to sleep, usually late. I have no initiative, I try my damndest to have a social life but I have a weird anxiety against being turned down. I can't ask people to hang out, I can't ask girls to go out, I can't even fucking send a friend request on Facebook, for Christ's sake. I just feel, I dunno, trapped. I need a change or some shit, I just don't know how. Sorry for boring you, feels better to get this off my chest.[/quote] In the same boat, I feel ya brother.
I reversed that image of the girl. This happened. [img]http://plutonea.lardpirates.com/Pictures/TF2_Screenshots/locke&kant%20is%20looking%20good!.jpg[/img] What?
[QUOTE]This one's really boring, sorry. I just haven't molested/been molested or committed incest lately. I feel like shit. I mean, I don't really feel bad, but not all too great, either, I dunno. Everything just seems so sluggish, routine even. Sure, there are good bits, but overall it's like some sort of badly-made fish soup I'm being forced to eat. I just need something different in life. I wake up, go to school, come home, fuck about on the net and go to sleep, usually late. I have no initiative, I try my damndest to have a social life but I have a weird anxiety against being turned down. I can't ask people to hang out, I can't ask girls to go out, I can't even fucking send a friend request on Facebook, for Christ's sake. I just feel, I dunno, trapped. I need a change or some shit, I just don't know how. Sorry for boring you, feels better to get this off my chest. [/QUOTE] Ya' know, I think I may know that feel bro. Some societies are extroverted (Like the U.S. of A, where I live) and people get the feeling they are expected to act like that. I find that sometimes I gotta sit down and accept it, I don't really [I]want[/I] to deal with hoards people all the time, even if they would(somehow) all magically happened to love me. I'd rather have a single inseparable friend over 15 alright ones, but simultaneously sometimes I'll have a good day, and I'll want to deal with 20 people and entertain them for 4 hours. In fact, I think I know exactly where you are coming from. Just look at the final line of your post "Sorry for boring you". I notice this in how I act a lot; I feel compelled never to burden other people- at that is a great trait! But, as with all things, it must be in moderation or it becomes poison. Just logic it out- Sometimes I feel like my friend doesn't want to deal with me, but we hang out and chat all the time, so logically I know that feeling is just me being paranoid. Or perhaps this other person specifically said "Yeah we should hang out sometime" or the two of you chatted for a while, logically you have the right to go touch base with them again. If they actually do bitch out at you, you can just say "Well, you seemed like a pleasant fellow last time, pardon me for being nice and talking to you" because frankly, it's nice to reach out to people even when you feel paranoid about it. And we don't want to burden people, right? Well neither do we want to burden them with always having to reach out to us. Make it easier for people- reach out to them sometimes And many pardons if my advice is astray.
[QUOTE=Elfy;34228479]I reversed that image of the girl. This happened. [img]http://plutonea.lardpirates.com/Pictures/TF2_Screenshots/locke&kant%20is%20looking%20good!.jpg[/img] What?[/QUOTE] She [I]is[/I] twofaced :v:
[QUOTE=Dacheet;34229024]She [I]is[/I] twofaced :v:[/QUOTE] [url]http://steamcommunity.com/actions/Search?T=Account&K=%22LockeKant%22[/url] LockeKant is not registered on steam Who is this
[QUOTE=Wilford Brimley;34229721][url]http://steamcommunity.com/actions/Search?T=Account&K=%22LockeKant%22[/url] LockeKant is not registered on steam Who is this[/QUOTE] Someone who changed their Steam name?
[QUOTE]Hello Facepunch I have been following the thread as a lurker for quite a while, and it is truly one of the more interesting threads I've seen on a forum. I am a girl in my early 20's, and I do like many others - have an anonymous confession to make. I am a Zoophile. I'm sure some already prepare their "Fake" replies, but all I can really offer is my word on it. I have been so for soon 3 years, and while it is rather cliche I did have a "Coming out" experience that made me actually realize it. You see, I have always truly loved animals on a platonic level, even more so than most loves animals (on a platonic level still). I always thought that others felt the same way as I did when around them, at least until I felt actual sexual excitement in relation to animals. At first, it disgusted me of course. I had no idea what kind of sick temporary "kick" I was going into, and denied it relentlessly to myself. I personally noticed that, well, pornography simply didn't have the same effect as it had pretty much always had on me. I still got excited from it, and I still did use it while masturbating - but it was just not as effective. I'm quite sure many of you have had one of those moments where you get a kinky idea when in the middle of masturbating. It seems like such an amazing and arousing idea, and already halfway through your climax all you're thinking is "What the fuck am I doing?". That was at least the explanation of the feeling I got from a guy who felt the same way when he decided to taste a certain bodily fluid of his own in the heat of the moment. But well, that was not what I did. I looked up animal pornography. And THAT sure worked for me. It became more and more common for me, and I also found resources that had information about zoophilia in general, and it didn't really take that long for me to reluctantly realize it. Even though it took time to accept it, it was at the same time a weight off of my shoulders. It can in no way be compared with accepting that you are gay of course, but it was a process of accepting it to prevent despising myself for it. During the three years mentioned, I have had a dog pretty much all the time. For quite a while, the thought of actually doing some of the things I found arousing in person was still a bit too much for me to consider, and while I did truly love my dog on a platonic level, as a friend, companion... if you own a dog, you know what I mean - as it doesn't involve sexual things at all at this point. But this did not last for the entirety of those three years. It felt like exactly that, attraction. It made me realize that I didn't just have an animal fetish all this time. Zoo means animal, philia means friendship or love. I won't go into details beyond mentioning that the interactions progressed from recieving oral, giving it, and eventually to penetrative sex. To anyone who doesn't know this secret of mine, I'm just a girl with a dog - a rather spoiled dog, I might add. I do all the things that any other dog owner would do, and he is the one friend and companion that I have around virtually 24/7. But, he is also the partner that I have sex with regularly.. and I'll leave it at that. I realize that this is probably disgusting and hard to understand, and I won't try to explain it. Just like people have rather colourful fetishes, it's just something that is the case, and it's that simple. If it makes you feel better, go ahead and just think this is fake, something written to confuse or shock. I can not offer more than my word on it as I said, but this is my honest story. Sincerely A Lurker[/QUOTE] Furries in a nutshell
The bromance one, I hope things work out in one way or another there. And I don't even know what to say about the last one.
[QUOTE=OogalaBoogal;34227745][QUOTE]Hello Facepunch I have been following the thread as a lurker for quite a while, and it is truly one of the more interesting threads I've seen on a forum. I am a girl in my early 20's, and I do like many others - have an anonymous confession to make. I am a Zoophile. I'm sure some already prepare their "Fake" replies, but all I can really offer is my word on it. I have been so for soon 3 years, and while it is rather cliche I did have a "Coming out" experience that made me actually realize it. You see, I have always truly loved animals on a platonic level, even more so than most loves animals (on a platonic level still). I always thought that others felt the same way as I did when around them, at least until I felt actual sexual excitement in relation to animals. At first, it disgusted me of course. I had no idea what kind of sick temporary "kick" I was going into, and denied it relentlessly to myself. I personally noticed that, well, pornography simply didn't have the same effect as it had pretty much always had on me. I still got excited from it, and I still did use it while masturbating - but it was just not as effective. I'm quite sure many of you have had one of those moments where you get a kinky idea when in the middle of masturbating. It seems like such an amazing and arousing idea, and already halfway through your climax all you're thinking is "What the fuck am I doing?". That was at least the explanation of the feeling I got from a guy who felt the same way when he decided to taste a certain bodily fluid of his own in the heat of the moment. But well, that was not what I did. I looked up animal pornography. And THAT sure worked for me. It became more and more common for me, and I also found resources that had information about zoophilia in general, and it didn't really take that long for me to reluctantly realize it. Even though it took time to accept it, it was at the same time a weight off of my shoulders. It can in no way be compared with accepting that you are gay of course, but it was a process of accepting it to prevent despising myself for it. During the three years mentioned, I have had a dog pretty much all the time. For quite a while, the thought of actually doing some of the things I found arousing in person was still a bit too much for me to consider, and while I did truly love my dog on a platonic level, as a friend, companion... if you own a dog, you know what I mean - as it doesn't involve sexual things at all at this point. But this did not last for the entirety of those three years. It felt like exactly that, attraction. It made me realize that I didn't just have an animal fetish all this time. Zoo means animal, philia means friendship or love. I won't go into details beyond mentioning that the interactions progressed from recieving oral, giving it, and eventually to penetrative sex. To anyone who doesn't know this secret of mine, I'm just a girl with a dog - a rather spoiled dog, I might add. I do all the things that any other dog owner would do, and he is the one friend and companion that I have around virtually 24/7. But, he is also the partner that I have sex with regularly.. and I'll leave it at that. I realize that this is probably disgusting and hard to understand, and I won't try to explain it. Just like people have rather colourful fetishes, it's just something that is the case, and it's that simple. If it makes you feel better, go ahead and just think this is fake, something written to confuse or shock. I can not offer more than my word on it as I said, but this is my honest story. Sincerely A Lurker[/QUOTE][/QUOTE] Why hello there Mr. Weird Boner, long time no see.
[QUOTE]Hello Facepunch I have been following the thread as a lurker for quite a while, and it is truly one of the more interesting threads I've seen on a forum. I am a girl in my early 20's, and I do like many others - have an anonymous confession to make. I am a Zoophile. I'm sure some already prepare their "Fake" replies, but all I can really offer is my word on it. I have been so for soon 3 years, and while it is rather cliche I did have a "Coming out" experience that made me actually realize it. You see, I have always truly loved animals on a platonic level, even more so than most loves animals (on a platonic level still). I always thought that others felt the same way as I did when around them, at least until I felt actual sexual excitement in relation to animals. At first, it disgusted me of course. I had no idea what kind of sick temporary "kick" I was going into, and denied it relentlessly to myself. I personally noticed that, well, pornography simply didn't have the same effect as it had pretty much always had on me. I still got excited from it, and I still did use it while masturbating - but it was just not as effective. I'm quite sure many of you have had one of those moments where you get a kinky idea when in the middle of masturbating. It seems like such an amazing and arousing idea, and already halfway through your climax all you're thinking is "What the fuck am I doing?". That was at least the explanation of the feeling I got from a guy who felt the same way when he decided to taste a certain bodily fluid of his own in the heat of the moment. But well, that was not what I did. I looked up animal pornography. And THAT sure worked for me. It became more and more common for me, and I also found resources that had information about zoophilia in general, and it didn't really take that long for me to reluctantly realize it. Even though it took time to accept it, it was at the same time a weight off of my shoulders. It can in no way be compared with accepting that you are gay of course, but it was a process of accepting it to prevent despising myself for it. During the three years mentioned, I have had a dog pretty much all the time. For quite a while, the thought of actually doing some of the things I found arousing in person was still a bit too much for me to consider, and while I did truly love my dog on a platonic level, as a friend, companion... if you own a dog, you know what I mean - as it doesn't involve sexual things at all at this point. But this did not last for the entirety of those three years. It felt like exactly that, attraction. It made me realize that I didn't just have an animal fetish all this time. Zoo means animal, philia means friendship or love. I won't go into details beyond mentioning that the interactions progressed from recieving oral, giving it, and eventually to penetrative sex. To anyone who doesn't know this secret of mine, I'm just a girl with a dog - a rather spoiled dog, I might add. I do all the things that any other dog owner would do, and he is the one friend and companion that I have around virtually 24/7. But, he is also the partner that I have sex with regularly.. and I'll leave it at that. I realize that this is probably disgusting and hard to understand, and I won't try to explain it. Just like people have rather colourful fetishes, it's just something that is the case, and it's that simple. If it makes you feel better, go ahead and just think this is fake, something written to confuse or shock. I can not offer more than my word on it as I said, but this is my honest story. Sincerely A Lurker[/QUOTE] Bestiality is legal in Denmark. I love saying this.
[QUOTE=Tinter;34239736]Bestiality is legal in Denmark. I love saying this.[/QUOTE] Say it again.
Bestiality is legal in Denmark
[QUOTE=Tinter;34239736]Bestiality is legal in Denmark. I love saying this.[/QUOTE] Is it? hmmmmm [sp]justkiddingjustkiddingjustkidding[/sp]
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;34144326]I'd like to try human meat, too, actually. Hey, creepy vore guy, wanna do like those craigslist guys?[/QUOTE] [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes]Der Metzgermeister[/url] :eng101:
[QUOTE=Maximum Mod;34314556][url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes]Der Metzgermeister[/url] :eng101:[/QUOTE] youmean, I get free food for 6 monthes AND my own rammstein song? Holy shit do want.
[QUOTE=Euphorium;34204734]This one girl and I were getting really close, we weren't really dating, but we hung out all the damn time. I hadn't talked to anyone since my breakup so I was getting attached to her. We both like each other, we flirt, all that stuff. We even make out, everything is going smooth. In reality, I was just there because she didn't know if she could date my best friend. They started dating a few weeks ago, not soon after she was all over me. Now my friend barely talks to me, almost like he thinks he's better than me, and she acts like we never had anything and worships the ground he walks on. Not only have I lost the girl I cared about, I lost my friend, too.[/QUOTE] bros before hos can work both ways sometimes like in this instance, just be nice to her and if he is really your friend then talk to him let him know how you feel -- but be cool about it, and let the girl go to him, neither of you own her and if she is happy with him even if it feels like it is not solid let it go and -- who better then her to go to then your friend right? Who knows maybe she has friends and the time you shared together will be a big plus in her upping your character. Parallels a situation I had with my best friend, but we just kept chillin and hanging, put the past behind us and moved on. girls come and go J-Live said it best - ships pass.
[QUOTE=Maximum Mod;34314556][url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes]Der Metzgermeister[/url] :eng101:[/QUOTE] Fresh smell of new avatar :dance:
[quote]zoophilia[/quote] NO, BONER, STOP
[QUOTE=KingKombat;34343952]NO, BONER, STOP[/QUOTE] Bestiality.
[QUOTE=OogalaBoogal;32471216]Going to answer this one seriously cause I feel too empathetic: Go to college/university. It will get so much better. Semen looks like mayonnaise, problem solved! These confessions below are far too short! But because I am lacking content, I'll post them! That's not very nice, I think the Automotive Addicts want to have a word with you. :pwn:[/QUOTE] The person unhappy with life, well real friends don't do that to you, if you go to college/uni you meet people who are lovely people that like you for you, don't let them grind you down. My outlook on life is if you really want something just go for it.
I remember in my highschool psych class for the group project we decided to defend bestiality from a psychological perspective. The teacher almost failed us because she was a dumb bitch--after she consulted with the rest of the social science teachers we got an A.
[QUOTE=suppertime;34344798]I remember in my highschool psych class for the group project we decided to defend bestiality from a psychological perspective. The teacher almost failed us because she was a dumb bitch--after she consulted with the rest of the social science teachers we got an A.[/QUOTE] How did you pull that off?
[QUOTE=Tacosheller;34345434]How did you pull that off?[/QUOTE] We interviewed students and teachers around the campus, presented that it is natural to form deep emotional bonds with animals. Also the other teachers in the social science department were smart and realized that we put effort into pouring over documented bestiality cases and the psych reports.
[QUOTE=suppertime;34346154]We interviewed students and teachers around the campus, presented that it is natural to form deep emotional bonds with animals. Also the other teachers in the social science department were smart and realized that we put effort into pouring over documented bestiality cases and the psych reports.[/QUOTE] Oh, I see.
[QUOTE=Tacosheller;34348495]Oh, I see.[/QUOTE] 3 page kings without content in a row. Action must be taken immediatly.
Hope we get some new content soon.
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