• Facepunch Anonymous Confessional v7
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[QUOTE]Hey, female lurker here. My brother says the thread needs content yet again, so I'm typing this up.[/QUOTE] This part confuses me slightly, does the brother actually know the wicked bits or??
[QUOTE=Van-man;34615877]This part confuses me slightly, does the brother actually know the wicked bits or??[/QUOTE] He does now.
Summary of this thread: andrew in drag, beastiality, incest, depression for no reason /thread
[QUOTE=suppertime;34619367]Summary of this thread: andrew in drag, beastiality, incest, depression for no reason /thread[/QUOTE] such is life for a facepuncher
[QUOTE=suppertime;34619367]depression for no reason[/QUOTE] There's a reason for depression, whether it's a chemical imbalance, environmental factors, etc. It doesn't just magically happen for "no reason."
[QUOTE]My gmail account apparently just got logged onto from China as well... should I be worried about that?[/QUOTE] i don't think it should be much of a problem just change the password
[QUOTE=suppertime;34619367]Summary of this thread: andrew in drag, beastiality, incest, depression for no reason /thread[/QUOTE] My name is Andrew.
My name is andrew too. stop following me
[QUOTE=JumJum;34798205]My name is Andrew.[/QUOTE] Is that you in your avatar?
[QUOTE=Combin0wnage;34799121]Is that you in your avatar?[/QUOTE] Yes it is. [editline]21st February 2012[/editline] It was for a halloween party i was not crossdressing
Jumjum this is a judgmental free place. You're safe here. [sp]fucking creepy crossdresser[/sp]
[quote=Anonymous Confessions]Hey, female lurker here. My brother says the thread needs content yet again, so I'm typing this up. In short, bestiality turns me on. I've never actually done it, but my ex-girlfriend (I'm bisexual) would often finger her pets in front of me, and really wanted me to get into it. I hated it at first but it slowly grew on me, though it ended up being the reason I dumped her. I also have a cousin that is rumored to be into it but I wouldn't believe anything like that very easily. I just don't know if it's so weird I should try to avoid it. I've watched bestiality porn on a few occasions now and I feel really guilty afterwards. Thanks for hearing me out.[/quote] Why is it that the few recent confessions about zoophilia are from females? Something's up...
[QUOTE=JumJum;34803456]Yes it is. [editline]21st February 2012[/editline] It was for a halloween party i was not crossdressing[/QUOTE] That's what they all say. [SUB]lol Evil_Paper.[/SUB]
[QUOTE=Alien_23;34817036]Why is it that the few recent confessions about zoophilia are from females? Something's up...[/QUOTE] Women have an extra receptacle for horse penis.
[QUOTE=Tinter;34239736]Bestiality is legal in Denmark. I love saying this.[/QUOTE] Our country is pretty much THE place to be anything but a caucasian christian male. Lots of leds disgusting things are legal here too.
[QUOTE=Bomimo;34894954]Our country is pretty much THE place to be anything but a caucasian christian male. Lots of leds disgusting things are legal here too.[/QUOTE] What about a non-christian Caucasian male?
[QUOTE=Arcana;34895878]What about a non-christian Caucasian male?[/QUOTE] That's a paradox. Such an occurrence would break reality and spew forth tons of donkey jesuses.
[QUOTE=Bomimo;34911851]That's a paradox. Such an occurrence would break reality and spew forth tons of donkey jesuses.[/QUOTE] I'm an agnostic Caucasian male...
[QUOTE=Bomimo;34911851]That's a paradox. Such an occurrence would break reality and spew forth tons of donkey jesuses.[/QUOTE] Uh what?
[QUOTE=Bomimo;34894954]Our country is pretty much THE place to be anything but a caucasian christian male. Lots of leds disgusting things are legal here too.[/QUOTE] I am a caucasian christian male. I'm also 1/8 danish.
[QUOTE=JumJum;34922306]I am a caucasian [b]christian[/b] male. I'm also 1/8 danish.[/QUOTE] Have you tried education? [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Complaining about religion? This is not the time or place, don't be a dick about it." - Dragon))[/highlight]
[QUOTE=Bomimo;34923753]Have you tried education?[/QUOTE] And away we go!
Just report and move along... and wait for OogalaBoogal.
[QUOTE=riceyrice;34925181]Just report and move along... and wait for OogalaBoogal.[/QUOTE] I don't think friendly advice is reportable. I just don't like to see people suffer under delusions like ghosts and shit. It's inhumane to subject people to trolling like that.
[QUOTE=Bomimo;34925785]I don't think friendly advice is reportable. I just don't like to see people suffer under delusions like ghosts and shit. It's inhumane to subject people to trolling like that.[/QUOTE] Well, for one this isn't the time or place for that. And two, you're not helping him.
[QUOTE=Bomimo;34923753]Have you tried education? [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Complaining about religion? This is not the time or place, don't be a dick about it." - Dragon))[/highlight][/QUOTE] I currently doing well in Chemistry. Thanks for the advice though. :buddy:
Who's the guy we PM for confessions again? I've got something that's killing me and I hope anonymously telling strangers on the internet will help me. Got it. You know what, nevermind. I got this.
where the FUCK is oogala?
no more confessions? :(
The confession machine is back online. Here is things that I should have posted MONTHS AGO! [QUOTE]I am not a member of this story, but I was asked to post this here for them. So here goes: We were going to write a todo plan on some english task. And after we wrote it we were fooling around that we should write "Get a BJ from *teacher name*" on it. The teacher was kinda hot, so we fooled alot around with this. Then one of us wrote it at the end, just for fun. And sent it to our other classmate so he could look at it. And without knowing he managed to send this letter to the teacher. The day after, a man appeared in our class, and wanted all the boys into a room. We knew what was going to happen when we saw our teacher. She looked completly messed up, crying and everything. We then sit down, and the man says "You probleary know whats going on here", and asks if we want to admit it, or everyone has to take the blame. So we who were a part of it manned up and admitted it, and the rest goes out. The teacher then starts talking about how horrible she have had it, how he feels like being looked upon as a sexual object, she said she couldn't even sleep this night. After this the man and the teacher also goes out, and we are left here to write a appology letter. We used a whole hour on this, and wrote a full A4 page about how sorry we are. We got english again next monday, cannot say we are looking forward for this.[/QUOTE] Meaniepants. [QUOTE]so first is a bit of background i am 16 year old male that lives around the San Francisco area with schizophrenia and nerve damage in shoulder now one of my "problems" is that I can never seem to ask anyone out. sure i have no problem talking to girls, and its not like i get nervous either its just in my head ive always thought "don't do it you're terrible", and that usually throws me off . some others is more like "you're going to Canada in 2 years do you really want to break her heart if she can't go with you." or along the lines of "you're going to hurt her by _______" fill in the blank. i don't know what to do with that, because i want to ask this girl who looks like a younger Madison Page from heavy rain. we used to talk a bit (especially at band reviews [used to be in marching band]) .|| and this is the next part i have this "problem" but i wouldn't consider it a problem, but i love helping people i used / still am like a personal psychologist to some people, but i can never help myself it just never seems to help|| well that's all for know ill post more in a week or so[/QUOTE] Ask the girl out. You'll be happier with a relationship that goes sour than no relationship at all, and if you are that worried about hurting her by ______, then you won't, because you care that much. Just so you know, being a personal psychologist gets you the friendzone. You are stealing my job! [QUOTE]Well Oogy Boogy, It's me again. I'm the guy that pissed his bed when he was young and looked at "gentlemanly" magazines when he was in line at the grocery store, if you remember. This one is kind of serious though, and I wouldn't mind having some insight on it. So there's this girl I like in my grade. She's two years older than me (Asians end school when they're around 19-20 years old for some reason) but I've been really attracted to her. We both have a connection and are interested in each other and we care for each other. But there's only 11 weeks of school left and I don't feel like dating is the wise decision because we will be separated (We attend and international school. I'm going to California and she's going off to Middle Earth or some other place), and she's very emotional because she was left after a long relationship. I'm not entirely sure what to do. There's taboo for me being closer to her because we're not dating, but I still want to comfort her (not in the sack) and be there for when I can be there. Also, I know one of my closest friend's Facebook password. I sometimes like to look at her Facebook page and read her chats and stuff. I don't go off telling anybody about what I read because I know that it's sensitive information, but it's really addicting and I think hearing a different perspective of gossip/ gossip is really interesting. That's all.[/QUOTE] You can tell her how you feel, but a relationship certainly won't come out of it. Being friends is the best way you could support her. [QUOTE]I feel like i'm kind of stuck in the status quo. I can't get my shit together to do anything. I'm almost done with college and should be heading off to Uni or something else. But the thing is, i don't know what i would study and besides, i'm almost certainly going to get expelled on the last stretch for inactivity. I've got till friday to hand in 8 projects, one of which is fucking HUGE! But i can't get myself to start. I'm just insanely bored and disinterested. I don't feel like it's going anywhere and i'm not heading anywhere it seems. It's been happening slowly these last 4 years. My own take is that i don't get out enough. I mean. I used to be that guy with the great humor. I was socially awkward, but i had my fucking humor to help me socialize. People loved it back on boarding school. But the thing is. It's 3.5 years ago since i last made a person laugh. I remember it clearly too. It was at the school reunion and i just had a fit of humorous charm and had a great day. Then i started college and let me tell you. The youth in Denmark is fucking sarcastic. VERY sarcastic They can call you a fucking niggercunt and you know they just called you their best friend. But thing is. First year in college was very much Vice Versa. I was in class with some seriously abusive, narcissistic fucks and it just brought me down. To go to school every day with no constructive or positive conversations. It was all just "Yeah i fucking raped that count" "oooh, you look good today hahaha wow (sarcasm)". Lot of the "I'm better than you, sod off" shit that we get from MTV and shit. well it wore me down a bit, but that was nothing. I got taken anally by a car and dropped out due to injuries. Next year i started over in a new spot and let me tell you, shit got a whole lot worse. Their sense of humor was a total 180 of my own. I tend to play on cheeky, light-hearted, well-intentioned parodies or puns or whatever. Something you might catch on tv within kids viewing hours no prop. And shit it brought girls. But these guys, holy shit! I've never heard so much abuse followed with laughter. It's borderline insane. all of it with a narcissistic, introverted, extro-critical tone. You know, it was about the same level as Mel Gibsons calls to his ex-wife and his jew-hate escapades. I'm the kind of guy that believes and has felt the power of words and saying shit like this all of the time breaks down character. Even when you don't mean it, the original meaning of the statement still sticks and it's degrading. Well. The weak character i am, i went along with it and it's breaking me down. None of them get or agree with my humor and the tone HAS been set. I can't break the mold. When i go away for weekends with old pals i instantly snap back to my old ways and feel good about it. Feels like i can really be open again. But then i get back and as soon as someone fires off an abusive quip, the others get going and even though i'm not much of a participatory member of this shit-hurling fest of fuck, i still snap right back into it. Everything has to be worded as abusive as possible. I don't know how i'm going to set myself straight again. I want my old social behavior back and i don't want anymore to do with these shitheads. I mean, i've got friends among them who know when to turn it off, but it's still deep in them. But i just need to get out and get a fresh start with some people that are more positive and constructive. So yeah: My life's going nowhere and i'm horribly unfunny. What do? What study? Halp![/QUOTE] Well, I wouldn't think about studying to be a stand up comedian, you are shit at that apparently. [QUOTE]Over this weekend, I had one of the first romantic experiences of my life, but I still need advice about a real problem. For about three weeks now, I've been SMSing a girl and seeing her every day of every weekend since we've met with a group of friends, there wasn't a lot of alone time between us, and really when we talked it was when I was just cracking jokes to the whole group, or being only slightly flirty. I wasn't being too distant, but I also wasn't trying to hold hands or anything either. From the moment I sent a flirty Facebook message for her number, we instantly clicked; we have the same interests in everything, and on top of that our religious and political beliefs are so similar that this seems to make us soul mates if you believe in that kind of stuff. The only problem is, I'm a bit of a anti-social guy when it comes to girls I like, and I have no idea how to proceed in certain situations. Like when we hang out all of the weekend with friends, there's never really a time I feel would be appropriate to show some intimacy, (I know you might think that's weird to say, but I found out through talking that she does like affection from her partners around people). Even if I kind of feel an appropriate moment, it always ends with a short hug and never leaves me any much more room to try and move onto anything else like holding hands, or hell even kissing. Luckily, This weekend's Saturday was complete opposite of what happened the last couple of times, the thing that made a big neon sign that today was going to be a good day was the fact that I was staying at my best friend's house while the girl was staying over with my best friend's sister, so the both of us would be in the same house where we could probably actually earn some alone time. Previously in the week, I managed to make an unofficial relationship with the girl and promised that we'd try and see if we both felt the same after hanging out a couple of times, I agreed and so we decided we would see if this weekend would decide that. It was pretty normal at first though, like I said earlier I didn't try and be too pushy by standing next to her the whole time and what not, I simply remained flirty and cracked jokes that made everyone have a good time. Eventually though my best friend and I split up from the girl's group and we went off with some new friends to just drive around town for a couple of hours, which really worked in my favor. While we left, the girl and her friends slowly drifted off and it was only her and my best friend's sister when we got back, and luckily for me they were both on the couch that gave me an idea. I walked in shivering, and said something along the lines of "I-I'm s-so freaking c-cold." And she pointed in-between the both of them and told me to get under the covers with them. I agreed and the girl started leaning on me, I just placed my head against hers and just started having the widest smile you could imagine a nerd having. We sat like that for awhile under the covers just leaning our heads and bodies against each other until my friend's sister said that she wanted to rest on the girl and I said "I'll just swap with her." I ended up on the right side of the girl, and went back to leaning on her with my head, and then I could kinda feel her arm moving around under the sheets, so I just made a move and slid my hand down to hers and just held it, and she just started blushing and hiding her face, (makes this feel like a middle school story, even if I'm 17.) After starting to holding her hand for awhile, she started leaning more and more on me, and I just let her place her head on my shoulder and under my head and then starting holding her other hand. To just describe it a bit better, she was leaning on me, I was in the corner of the couch kinda turned towards the other end, with my knees up against hers with our left hands grasping each other between us, then our right hands stretched across our chests and holding each other, (might sound retarded, but this was the first time I have ever cuddled with a girl, so this was the cutest thing I could think of to do to keep her interested.) Obviously this felt freaking great, and we started getting more and more comfortable, and she just slowly drifted onto fully turning her front toward me and wrapping her right arm under me and her left hand on my chest. I just started playing with her hair after this and rubbing her arm and hands and all that, eventually she fell asleep though and I was still awake playing with her hair and just waiting for my friend's parents to come home from a bar. After that it just ended and we got split apart onto different couches because my friend's parents finally showed up home. The next day though, it went straight back to the distance thing, I didn't necessarily do anything that would seem I grew an emotional attachment, I just simply offered hugs that ended brief and she kinda kept quiet. I'm planning on talking about it tonight to her on the phone, just going to ask how she felt and all that when she's back from a concert, I just want someone's advice on this. A note though, she might've been quiet because her parents where being pricks to her, so it might not have anything to do with me, and I could just end up breaking a bit more ice by bringing this up and asking if she wants to be more open to being together when we're with our friends.[/QUOTE] It will happen. My bet is it already has! Send me more confessions, kay please thanks!
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