• Jailbreak - Interactive
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It's your flower friend. Just he's been taken over. You'll come back to him later RL: Put a bullet through his head. JH: Lovingly bury the flower.
RL: Throw JH at the flower and make a break for it. He's a useless waste of life anyway, right? JH: Start screaming WOW references angrily at RL, only to get impaled by another one of those black things. JH is now under the control of the black demon things.
RL: Equip metal bar. Dive for the butcher's knife (?) on the ground. Fend off spike tentacle with bar. JH: GO AROUND HIM YOU FUCK
RL & JH: Ask the thing what the hell is going on.
[IMG]http://img845.imageshack.us/img845/5195/mindright2.png[/IMG] You fire off 5 rounds at the hideous beast flower. 4 haven't hit and many look like a miss, but one hits it on the pedal. You figure out that you don't have much experience with guns. JH goes around you. Suddenly that black bladed thing behind the flower pokes up and flies towards RL. It strikes him in the chest.
Aim the gun better, then fire. [sp]you fuckup.[/sp]
JH: attempt to beat the the bladed thing off of RL with guards helmet.
Richard being the smartest person on the planet, actually AIMS at the flower and takes a few shots. [IMG]http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/8145/mindright3.png[/IMG] But wait, what is this faggot doing... [IMG]http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/7111/mindright4.png[/IMG] There seems to be a black figure appearing above the flower. [IMG]http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/898/mindright5.png[/IMG] Bam! Okay maybe you can use your mind powers, but Richard's imagination just sucks. Julian however has a strong imagination from all the video games he plays. Along with his heavy Autism. [IMG]http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/9371/mindright6.png[/IMG] But then suddenly, something catches your breath. A strange lady begins to drop out of the sky. She is the most magnificent thing you have ever laid your eyes upon. How is she flying? You also realize how short she is. It seems that every character you are meeting keeps getting shorter and shorter and shorter. You wonder how short they can get. Just don't wise for taller characters or in the next area there will be someone the size of a tree.
Flash the lady
[IMG]http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/4016/mindright7.png[/IMG] Richard get's the idea of flashing the lady, but that is a silly idea. If this is your mind, she would be you. So you would be flashing yourself? You don't know, but it might get awkward. She does land however, and says something, "Hello, I'm your MIND TECHNICIAN! I came here to fix what the hell happened to your brain, but it seems that things have gotten a bit out of hand... We got major corruption along with a developing global mind continuum. We require your assistance." [IMG]http://img834.imageshack.us/img834/4797/mindright8.png[/IMG] JH begins to shake, because he just does when he's around women.
JH: Faint. RL: Pickpocket construction helmet from lady.
>JH: project satellite waves onto woman, not the charred flower remains
[IMG]http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/2200/mindright9.png[/IMG] Oh come on, what is this guy doing... [IMG]http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/8459/mindright10.png[/IMG] Of course he faints. You can't depend on him for nothin. Anyway, Richard struts behind the gale and begins to pickpocket her for her Hardhat. You don't know how you can pick her pocket and get a hat that's on her head but it's a dream world so anything can happen. "Wha- what are you doing?" [IMG]http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/333/mindright11.png[/IMG] You manage to steal the hat and you put it on. You are so overcome with excitement that you preform a pose like a 5 year old. "Uhh, okay you can keep that hat. I got a million, but would you listen for a second?" [IMG]http://img853.imageshack.us/img853/659/cloud1s.png[/IMG] "Just above us there is this huge black cloud looking thing. I'm guessing you have already met the corruption? That's one of their bases of operations. You both need to find a way to shut it down."
RL: shoot at the cloud with the gun. and aim. [sp]you fuck up.[/sp] [editline]10th July 2012[/editline] Also, Assimilate JH.
[IMG]http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/1199/mindright12.png[/IMG] Richard fires his gun into the air. [IMG]http://img853.imageshack.us/img853/659/cloud1s.png[/IMG] The cloud is so large that you cannot even see the bullet. Nothing happens. "You can't just SHOOT the cloud, you gotta go up inside of it and kill whatever entity is holding it up."
Change the graphics from low to at least medium in the main menu.
[QUOTE=gregmasterx;36717688]Change the graphics from low to at least medium in the main menu.[/QUOTE] Your graphics setting is already on high silly.
[QUOTE=KingdomBanned;36718119]Your graphics setting is already on high silly.[/QUOTE] Then download the official HD texture pack.
[QUOTE=gregmasterx;36718376]Then download the official HD texture pack.[/QUOTE] The HD texture pack is heavily outdated with this version of the interactive.
Search the jailbreak nexus for an up-to-date HD texture pack. [editline]11th July 2012[/editline] If all else fails, download some nude mods from there instead.
The Nexus is down because it's owner has died.
Pick Julian the Fuck-Up off the ground, RL, and see if the mind techy can get you inside the cloud.
[IMG]http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/9346/mindright13.png[/IMG] You attempt to pick J Fuck-Up off the ground, but he isn't in that deep of a faint so he easily wakes up. Richard also asks the Mind Techy to help them up to the cloud. "Well it should be pretty easy just to fly up there yourselves. YOU JUST GOTTA BELIEVEEEE!"
Eat Mind Technician.
[IMG]http://img853.imageshack.us/img853/1592/mindright14.png[/IMG] She seems to have disappeared.
RL: ASSIMILATE JH. NOW.
YOU LACK THE IMAGINATION STRENGTH TO BE ABLE TO DO SUCH A NON-HUMAN ACTION
JH: ASSIMILATE RL. NOW.
USING YOUR IMAGINATION IS DIFFICULT WHILE YOU ARE NEAR THE CORRUPTION!
JH: ASSIMILATE RL. NOW. RL: ASSIMILATE JH. NOW.
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