• Sex, Girlfriends and Shit III
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[QUOTE=Allstone;35728934]Maintain eye contact. Forever.[/QUOTE] [img]http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs5/3527531_o.gif[/img]
I love my girlfriend, but communication can be quite impractical at times. I'm an extrovert introvert, or something like that.
that's like saying "i'm a homosexual metrosexual, or something like that" how are you both opposites of a spectrum
homosexuals can be metrosexual, did you mean heterosexual? but yes, he doesn't make much sense.
oh yeh oops
Maybe he has moments of being very outgoing and moments of being very withdrawn and not so communicative
[QUOTE=Doozle;35729922]Maybe he has moments of being very outgoing and moments of being very withdrawn and not so communicative[/QUOTE] Thats pretty common, but maybe its hormones or something you never know.
Friends for 3 years, she an american, I an french, met in paris, told me she wanted me to bone her [B]right after she went back home[/B], now we talking about sex all of the time, and she licks penis-shaped objects over skype and I fap to that. Wat do? How do I united states?
lmao
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[QUOTE=ChestyMcGee;35730387]lmao[/QUOTE] This is not a joke. I am really considering to the US to bone her.
Don't travel to a different country just to have sex with someone would be my gut feeling.
i don't have anything against long-distance relationships when you've met in person before i was mainly laughing at the wanking over phallic object sucking on skype but flying to the US just to have sex with her sounds like an awful idea. will it be your first time by any chance? it seems like you're putting way too much effort into this idea just because you'll get sex out of it. calm down. you can get gash for free at home
[QUOTE=Allstone;35732195]Don't travel to a different country just to have sex with someone would be my gut feeling.[/QUOTE] Okay, fine, you got me, I'm actually trying to steal american jobs. No but really, I had planned to go study in the US somewhere during the next three years, but with now I have an urge to do so.
Hey guys, this may seem like a dumb qeustion, but what is the "right" time to lose your virginity?
[QUOTE=ChestyMcGee;35732231]i don't have anything against long-distance relationships when you've met in person before i was mainly laughing at the wanking over phallic object sucking on skype but flying to the US just to have sex with her sounds like an awful idea. will it be your first time by any chance? it seems like you're putting way too much effort into this idea just because you'll get sex out of it. calm down. you can get gash for free at home[/QUOTE] Nah, I've already had sex before. It's mainly because I've known her for a few years, and she's the one girl I'd fuck the most in the entire world. [editline]27th April 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;35732250]Hey guys, this may seem like a dumb qeustion, but what is the "right" time to lose your virginity?[/QUOTE] 16.
[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;35732250]Hey guys, this may seem like a dumb qeustion, but what is the "right" time to lose your virginity?[/QUOTE] there is never a set time when it's right you should know yourself when you're ready
[QUOTE=Scarabix;35732238]Okay, fine, you got me, I'm actually trying to steal american jobs. No but really, I had planned to go study in the US somewhere during the next three years, but with now I have an urge to do so.[/QUOTE] that's just called thinking with your penis. you should never think with your penis.
[QUOTE=Scarabix;35732253]she's the one girl I'd fuck the most in the entire world[/QUOTE] until, like, next week
[QUOTE=ChestyMcGee;35732874]until, like, next week[/QUOTE] For three years, actually. Doesn't mean I'm not gonna fuck anyone else. It's just that at one point I'd like to fuck her. Monogamy is so 20th century.
she might be a bloody witch
I'm starting to think that I would date only my mirror because I turn everyone else off with a "Nah" or "Nope." FOREVER ALONE On the bright side, making out with a mirror would be stupid enough to be amusing to me. Yay for dem dumb ratings
[QUOTE=Left4Hoverboard;35734113]I'm starting to think that I would date only my mirror because I turn everyone else off with a "Nah" or "Nope." FOREVER ALONE On the bright side, making out with a mirror would be stupid enough to be amusing to me.[/QUOTE] A comedian like you? [I]Single!?[/I]
[QUOTE=~ZOMG;35734431]An obnoxious douchebag like you?[/QUOTE] Fix'd
[QUOTE=Kamigawa;35729303]I love my girlfriend, but communication can be quite impractical at times. I'm an extrovert introvert, or something like that.[/QUOTE] We're all waiting for you to explain this, and you choose now to be an introvert [editline]27th April 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Allstone;35732195]Don't travel to a different country just to have sex with someone would be my gut feeling.[/QUOTE] Could be fun
People visit the Netherlands to have sex. A friend of mine received a blow job while smoking a joint in Amsterdam which does sound fun.
[QUOTE=BananaFoam;35724255]Why does every decent female in my grade always seem attracted to absolute assholes? It's not like these girls are assholes either, they're good people, but they always gravitate towards assholes. What makes my blood boil is when they tell me "Oh he's a really nice guy" yeah he is, because he wants to bone you, dumbass. To everyone else, he's an asshole. Jesus Christ some people are so dumb.[/QUOTE] The 'asshole' that you see in him exists in your own mind alone. It is your problem, not his. I suggest you cease this judgemental, butthurt behaviour as soon as possible or you'll find it very difficult to get along with people or have a girlfriend any-time in the future. Also the fact that you got so upset about her dating the guy tells me you should probably stop being influenced by other people and what they do and [i]mind your own god-damn business[/i], for the same reason.
[QUOTE=Doozle;35736555]People visit the Netherlands to have sex. A friend of mine received a blow job while smoking a joint in Amsterdam which does sound fun.[/QUOTE] I might be visiting the Netherlands this year, and that doesn't sound too bad.
[QUOTE=Doozle;35736555]People visit the Netherlands to have sex. A friend of mine received a blow job while smoking a joint in Amsterdam which does sound fun.[/QUOTE] legal prostitution has its perks. of course the entire country will be sunk into hellfire soon...
[QUOTE=thisispain;35737121] of course the entire country will be sunk into hellfire soon...[/QUOTE] But then, the rest of the europe probably would get high off the burning fumes.
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