• What's Happening Around Steve?
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Simple, what's happening around Steve? Add to the person before you, and that's it. Have fun. [URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/687/steveqd.jpg/][IMG]http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/8061/steveqd.jpg[/IMG][/URL] Uploaded with [URL=http://imageshack.us]ImageShack.us[/URL]
A giant came. [img]http://img818.imageshack.us/img818/8061/steveqd.jpg[/img] EDIT: Also, steve looks very pro.
I spent hours drawing him.
[IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9143004/steveqd.jpg[/IMG] a robot came with a guitar [sp]it was meant to be a lamp but i slipped[/sp]
[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/stewe.png[/IMG] Steve summons a level 78 Deamon's eye magic sword to counter the hostile. You don't fuck with Steve.
The sun came out [img]http://imgur.com/CZWab.png[/img]
A spider came and shat out cobweb. [img]http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/5046/dedq.png[/img]
This thread becomes a giant mess.
[IMG]http://i1221.photobucket.com/albums/dd461/All0utWar/dedq.png[/IMG] Then the background turned blue and the clouds came in!
[QUOTE=All0utWar;34067859][IMG]http://i1221.photobucket.com/albums/dd461/All0utWar/dedq.png[/IMG] Then the background turned blue and the clouds came in![/QUOTE] YOu made the giant look fat.
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/recolourthesky.png[/img] The giant is about to lose some weight as Level 186 one-eyed Daemon enters the relam, mercilessy blowing away the robot's leg. Looks like Steve had angered this beast earlier by partially blinding him to caft his magic sword and now the daemon is here to reclaim his eye, and Steve's soul.
[IMG]http://picturewars.net/uploads/229f703417.png[/IMG] A [b]Type 187[/b] Robot foot arrives you help out Steve, because he is a cool guy.
[URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/267/bitchht.png/][IMG]http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/7382/bitchht.png[/IMG][/URL] This thread is unclean. Purification imminent.
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/bitchht.png[/img] He couldn't even notice a sign next to him...
[IMG]http://i592.photobucket.com/albums/tt6/Veldsinkie/lolol-1.png[/IMG] Epic fight in the air and Steve has armor now :)
[URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/11/emperar.png/][IMG]http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/7971/emperar.png[/IMG][/URL] Armour is no match for the space marines, brothers of battle and fury of the Emperor. They successfully drop in from orbit and banish everything into oblivion. All that is left is a smoky, barren landscape, along with the moon who is now shocked. Even the debris and corpses are annhilated.
[IMG]http://picturewars.net/uploads/adb268967e.png[/IMG] As the mist clears and colour is restored, the hand of the guitar welding robot (And the guitar its self is revealed, with Steve standing on the top. His demonic sword has protected him from the purge and has fed on the massive amounts of death around it. One of the marines has become shaded badly and Steve hit puberty (Thus has grow more).
Bob (Steve) has summoned the sword's eye of protection to crush the marines [IMG]http://i592.photobucket.com/albums/tt6/Veldsinkie/1-3.png[/IMG] and then the sun is glad c: [IMG]http://i592.photobucket.com/albums/tt6/Veldsinkie/2-1.png[/IMG] Go Steve!!
You blew it up! Aw, god damn you all! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL! YOU BLEW IT UP!
[QUOTE=Krinkels;34325925]You blew it up! Aw, god damn you all! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL! YOU BLEW IT UP![/QUOTE] Rofl, heroes are too overrated ;3
[QUOTE=Krinkels;34325925]You blew it up! Aw, god damn you all! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL! YOU BLEW IT UP![/QUOTE] You blew everything else up! Also I forgot that he was Steve when making my post, I'll fix that.
[IMG]http://i41.tinypic.com/inx2c5.png[/IMG] A mysterious Arabian trader has appeared. He has set up his wares in the tent, and beckons to Steve with his piercing red eyes. They are somewhat hypnotizing, calling Steve to him. Nothing is known about the trader, only that he doesn't seem...natural.
[IMG]http://s16.postimage.org/3xyh8pqx1/Untitled.png[/IMG] Some advertising is plaed.
More and more ad space is sold and the content of this thread attracts the worst type of ads. [IMG]http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/1707/29007721.png[/IMG] You inadvertently shift your focus to a point on the picture and one of the ads engulfs the entire screen, flashes and plays videos, loudly plays stupid jingles, and other sorts of shit to prove the size of the company's e-peen. [IMG]http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/8618/55539668.png[/IMG] You keep your browser open for longer than one second, and it downloads thousands of zip files into various folders, including the recycle bin. Once you get up, they will extract themselves into videos of girls fucking horses and a shortcut to a batch file which will disguise itself as antivirus software but actually deletes system32.
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/stewecut1.png[/img] [B][U]Nope.[/U][/B]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/gXH68.gif[/IMG] Slashing all those ads away causes everything to disappear, even the smiling celestial object. Sheathing his sword and buckler on his back, he wonders what to do next. Suddenly, his vision gets augmented.
-Many years later- he became a hero of this park and got rewarded a Green Bionic Eye, also he has a friend called John now and his helmet got a bit damage by implanting the eye [IMG]http://i592.photobucket.com/albums/tt6/Veldsinkie/0022-1.png[/IMG] ... [IMG]http://i592.photobucket.com/albums/tt6/Veldsinkie/0022-2.png[/IMG] Also, he became 20 :happybirthdaysteve:
[URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/69/facepunch.png/][IMG]http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/1678/facepunch.png[/IMG][/URL] And then Steve was a zombie!
[img]http://i.cubeupload.com/YLfY4O.png[/img] Gabe Newell comes out and burns Episode Three right behind Steve
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/N4lO5.png[/IMG] Episode 3 burns into a small pile of dust. John turns around in surpise to see Gabe Newell mocking the two from afar. Steve fails to notice.
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