• ME Paint Adventures V2 (Suggestions only)
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[IMG]http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l316/lankist/me2paintthreadtitle.png[/IMG] [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=906268]The original thread, for your reading pleasure/not.[/url] Previously on ME Paint Adventures: [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?p=20661294#post20661294]Zaeed went back in time and fucked shit up forever.[/url] [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?p=20661582#post20661582]Shepard was a loser.[/url] [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?p=20670952#post20670952]Shepard became a member of RAGTAG TEAM.[/url] [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?p=20692928#post20692928]Shepard unlocked LAZER EYES.[/url] [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?p=20715808#post20715808]Shepard became the leader of RAGTAG TEAM by making UNFOUNDED ACCUSATIONS.[/url] [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?p=20770976#post20770976]Shepard recruited THANE and BLASTO.[/url] And now: [IMG]http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l316/lankist/MSpaint%20Shepard/page315.png[/IMG] After a LONG AND ARDUOUS and WELL ANIMATED battle, you have defeated the GUARDS outside of the CONVENIENTLY PLACED ECLIPSE BASE. What do you do?
Capture the BODIES for INTERROGATION later.
Give every party member a stick to hold up the corpses, and walk inside.
Enter the CONVENIENTLY PLACED ECLIPSE BASE using the GUARDS' ARMOR as a DISGUISE.
[QUOTE=rakkar;20800662]Give every party member a stick to hold up the corpses, and walk inside.[/QUOTE] This.
[QUOTE=rakkar;20800662]Give every party member a stick to hold up the corpses, and walk inside.[/QUOTE] Bam.
[QUOTE=rakkar;20800662]Give every party member a stick to hold up the corpses, and walk inside.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=rakkar;20800662]Give every party member a stick to hold up the corpses, and walk inside.[/QUOTE] Obligatory "we have reached a consensus" post.
[QUOTE=rakkar;20800662]Give every party member a stick to hold up the corpses, and walk inside.[/QUOTE] :bandwagon:
[QUOTE=rakkar;20800662]Give every party member a stick to hold up the corpses, and walk inside.[/QUOTE] Oh, god, this.
[QUOTE=rakkar;20800662]Give every party member a stick to hold up the corpses, and walk inside.[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.hlcomic.com/comics/concerned048.jpg[/img] yep
Have Garrus calibrate the dead bodies.
[QUOTE=rakkar;20800662]Give every party member a stick to hold up the corpses, and walk inside.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l316/lankist/MSpaint%20Shepard/page316.png[/IMG] You enter the ECLIPSE BASE using CLEVER DISGUISES. SHEPARD equips his OPTIONAL HELMET and poses as an ELITE MERC because goddamnit he didn't buy this WELL-DRAWN HELMET for no reason.
Make your compatriots wiggle the mercs furiously.
CHAT IDLY with ECLIPSE MERCS and be sure to ASSERT AUTHORITY with your ELITE MERC ARMOR.
ASK the MERCS about the CRIMINAL that SAMARA was INVESTIGATING so you can this SHIT over with
STEAL the GUARD'S ARMOUR, and infiltrate CONVENIENTLY PLACED ECLIPSE BASE. -UBER NINJA-
WIGGLE the BODIES furiously
[QUOTE=Shibbey;20801669]Make your compatriots wiggle the mercs furiously.[/QUOTE] this
Just SHOOT the MERCS.
[QUOTE=Shibbey;20801669]Make your compatriots wiggle the mercs furiously.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l316/lankist/MSpaint%20Shepard/page317.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l316/lankist/MSpaint%20Shepard/page318.png[/IMG] The other MERCS take it that you have initiated a DANCE OFF. They say YOU BROUGHT IT, and now IT'S ON. This mission is so stupid.
[QUOTE=rakkar;20800662]Give every party member a stick to hold up the corpses, and walk inside.[/QUOTE] Singlehandedly the most agreed upon consensus.
Equip AVIATORS in HELMET and show off your amazing DANCE MOVES.
Use your DEADLY STEPPING to GET THEM SERVED.
Ask what style they wish to dance in.
Push them out the window and get on with the stupid mission
Take Adrenaline
Curse yourself for not bringing LEGION and JOKER, and THROWN DOWN with your best moves. This will probably kill a few of the MERCS.
Have GARRUS CALIBRATE dead mercs so that their helmets have strobe lights for DANCING STAT bonus.
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