• I've the REDICULOUS sunburn OR Why tanningbeds will kill you one day [NSFW]
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[QUOTE=Thug319;31724672]Never take a ginger to thailand (this is what happens when you tell your friend to put suncream on, and he doesnt.) ][/QUOTE] WHAT THE FUCK, TAKE THAT THE FUCK OFF.
[QUOTE=Thug319;31724672]Never take a ginger to thailand (this is what happens when you tell your friend to put suncream on, and he doesnt.) Snipped image [/quote] What in the actual fuck.
Oh holy fuck man.
[QUOTE=Soda;31724636]was there really no warnings or guidelines for use written anywhere near the thing? that'd be an instant lawsuit in the US, assuming the place didn't make you sign a contract prior to use.[/QUOTE] I did not sign a contract whatsoever. I just inserted money into an automated machine that made me choose a cabin via touchscreen and told me the minimum i had to insert was 5 euro's. Yes I went apeshit and put in triple that, but it didnt say how much it'd cost. And yes instant lawsuit in US, here in the Netherlands we just accept that we haven't been as careful as one should have been. It's partly my fault as well, so why sue. After a phonecall I got my money back so why create more problems?
[QUOTE=CoolHandLuke;31724694]WHAT THE FUCK, TAKE THAT THE FUCK OFF.[/QUOTE] QUICK! TAKE SOME [URL]http://eyebleach.com/[/URL]
Medium rare
[QUOTE=eloreda;31724716]QUICK! TAKE SOME [URL]http://eyebleach.com/[/URL][/QUOTE] Thank you kind sir, :eng101: I now owe you 50 internets.
why did you register to post this?
[QUOTE=cottonwaxy;31724741]why did you register to post this?[/QUOTE] Because I have been planning on becoming active for some time. I just didn't wanna be that guy that just registers and leeches without contributing, so I waited till I had something to share. Here you go, and heed my warning or I registered for nothing.
op you may have cancer
Reminds me of the time I got sunburn so bad that I had blisters all down my arms the size of large eggs. I think I lost quite a few layers of skin afterwards and had to wear bandages for a few weeks because the new skin was too sensitive.
[QUOTE=Psycho_Shadow;31724758]op you may have cancer[/QUOTE] Ah so you're one of those cancer joke guys huh?
[QUOTE=TheMetricSystem;31724770]Ah so you're one of those cancer joke guys huh?[/QUOTE] Doesn't have to be a joke. If you get really sunburned, and I think you have to get it alot, that you can actually get skin cancer.
you have a very wierd looking dick
it's funny because he uses a tanning bed
[QUOTE=TheMetricSystem;31724533][highlight](User was banned for this post ("You have one hour to learn to spell REDICULOUS" - garry))[/highlight][/QUOTE] I love you garry. :3
Nice ban.
Attempted to view the images in a seperate tab and end up with this: [URL="http://i51.tinypic.com/2i0ezxl.png"]http://i51.tinypic.com/2i0ezxl.png [/URL][sp]Tell me your secrets...[/sp] Thanks OP.
hope you don't get skin cancer man
OP's cock is fake
[QUOTE=Scotchair;31724625]I reckon you're being a big generous with your black bar there mate... Also, the worst sunburn I had was in Thailand last year. [img]http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/34631_144914168859368_100000223569593_435451_3455911_n.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Ouch. This is why I avoid hot countries. Sunburnt as a child. Might as well have died in a house fire.
Sir, you just made my day. :')
Shouldn't you see a doctor about this?
[QUOTE=Clunj;31725064]Ouch. This is why I avoid hot countries. Sunburnt as a child. Might as well have died in a house fire.[/QUOTE] It's not that hard to apply sunscreen.
Ok I'm back. That was a little harsh, but at least I'll never forget how to spell ridiculous again. Or was Garry just jelly of my penis? :D lol jk Edit:// Also, you won't get cancer from just one bad sunburn. Seriously. The sunbed didn't have plutonium as it's tanning component. Lol, I didn't check but I'm quite sure of it. Getting burned like this more often than extremely occasional will be dangerous though. But I'm not worried at the moment. Edit:// Ok I'm a little worried. I didn't wear clothing at all. I bet that if I made babies with the sperm currently in my testes, that I'd make a black baby because of all the UV radiation.
I thought the [i]red[/i] iculous was a pun.
[QUOTE=Jabberwocky;31725401]I thought the [i]red[/i] iculous was a pun.[/QUOTE] It wasn't. It was a typo. I can't lie to you guys and say that it was a pun.
Why would you use a tanning booth completely naked anyways? does your dick really need a nice tan?
[QUOTE=Psycho_Shadow;31725505]Why would you use a tanning booth completely naked anyways? does your dick really need a nice tan?[/QUOTE] Well if it was me, then I wouldn't have done it. But the girl I was with told me to do it. So I did. Also it seems to be normal and customary in Europe / the Netherlands.
[QUOTE=Psycho_Shadow;31725505]Why would you use a tanning booth anyways? [/QUOTE] Fixed that for you.
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