• An Embarrassing Encounter With the Female Kind
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Can't you like prevent sneezing by scratching the part between your nose and your upper lip ([URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philtrum"]philtrum[/URL])? Works for me.
[QUOTE=booster;26998020]Can't you like prevent sneezing by scratching the part between your nose and your upper lip ([URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philtrum"]philtrum[/URL])? Works for me.[/QUOTE] I like the picture on that wiki page. [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2e/Dog_philtrum.png[/img]
If she like you that much just apologise.
[QUOTE=Foobar;26985988]When I was in the 7th grade, my dad had a close friend who would invite us over for dinner: cakes, pies, crawfish, fried fish, etc... One evening, after some really tasty gumbo that their mother had cooked, their daughter invited me to watch a movie with her in her room. After about halfway through the movie, the girl asked me, "Do you want to kiss?" Seeing as I didn't know what was going on, I cocked my head and said, "What?" After a few more minutes of watching the movie, the girl turns to me again, and asks the same thing. At this moment, I'm fretting, because I didn't want to, and the whole girl thing was still gross to me at the time. I tell her, "I need to go use the bathroom." Unfortunately, the restroom was adjacent from her room, and she didn't want me to go. She looked at me and kind of barred my way from her door. After a few minutes of me trying to leave, she falls to the ground and latches on to my leg. At this point, all my sensors were in panic mode, and I was trying to flee. Finally, I convinced her that I was just going to the bathroom, I walked out her door. I bolted towards the kitchen where her dad was. It took me a few minutes to catch my breath, my face was burning, and I kept stuttering. After the story was related to her dad, he went to her room. I could here smacks in her room and her crying. She goes to my school now, she doesnt even look at me.[/QUOTE] why did you get 50 funnies for that facepunch what the fuck
What is wrong with you? Haven't you heard of covering your nose and mouth?
Do you always face someone before sneezing? Shouldn't you like, turn away (from food and people) before sneezing? Can't you hold up your sneeze? Can't you put your hand in front of your mouth before you sneeze? And if it was all to late to turn around, couldn't you only partially open your mouth so most of it would stay inside?
Gesundheit
[QUOTE=alt;26998693]Do you always face someone before sneezing? Shouldn't you like, turn away (from food and people) before sneezing? Can't you hold up your sneeze? Can't you put your hand in front of your mouth before you sneeze? And if it was all to late to turn around, couldn't you only partially open your mouth so most of it would stay inside?[/QUOTE] I panicked. Or perhaps the spaghetti monster needed to make a point. I usually do cover my mouth and face away, but this time....Too much to think about with swallowing and what not
[QUOTE=Trumple;26998761]I panicked. Or perhaps the spaghetti monster needed to make a point. I usually do cover my mouth and face away, but this time....Too much to think about with swallowing and what not[/QUOTE] you couldnt get ur eyes off her
[QUOTE=Foobar;26986258]No, I didn't reach puberty yet, and I was still in the "girls have cooties" stage.[/QUOTE] In 7th Grade?? [editline]27th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Tacosheller;26986912]How the hell is spanking child abuse? There's a little something called [i]discipline[/i] that parents have to teach to children. Apparently you haven't received any in your life.[/QUOTE] There are forms of discipline that don't involve physical abuse. Besides, spanking doesn't faze most children unless they're pussies
[QUOTE=booster;26998020]Can't you like prevent sneezing by scratching the part between your nose and your upper lip ([URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philtrum"]philtrum[/URL])? Works for me.[/QUOTE] No man get that shit out, don't sneeze food all over the table but do damn well sneeze if you have to.
One time, a girl looked at me.
[QUOTE=johan_sm;26986219]If she starts hating you because of this, she's not worth your time anyway. Accidents happen. No one died, so I don't see a reason to be stressed about.[/QUOTE] he spewed snotty chewed up spaghetti on her [editline]27th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;26995155]It is still wrong to hurt children.[/QUOTE] except capital punishment is still legal. you're allowed to spank your child as long as it's reasonable.
[QUOTE=Arc Nova;27000633]you're allowed to spank your child as long as it's reasonable.[/QUOTE] what's your point? that doesn't make it a good idea.
Don't give up. Unless she's specifically decided that it's over, it could be just one of those stories you'll tell your kids in 20 years. Don't lose hope!
[QUOTE=JDK721;27001001]what's your point? that doesn't make it a good idea.[/QUOTE] teaches them a lesson better then yelling at them. Typically when you yell at somebody it goes in one ear and out the other especially with kids they just tune you out. [editline]27th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=D2K5S1;27000435]One time, a girl looked at me.[/QUOTE] poor girl
No. I didn't have one bad experience with a girl yet. [Edit] I don't get how this is unbelievable.
Not really a cockblock, just wait a week or two and have a laugh about it. Way too much exaggeration in this thread. B- might use again
Hahahaha that's amazing, I liked the bit where the spaghetti came out your nose
[QUOTE=Inacio;27003268]There was this girl I know that was really into me We were in school, it was the break, and in that school girls had to wear skirts. She was talking to me when I noticed shit dripping from her legs. I found out she had diarrhea and well, she didn't go to school for a month and never looked at me again.[/QUOTE] my brother did something like that in school once apparently he was in the middle of class, when it happened. he kept on asking the teacher whether he could go to the washroom. of course, it was the middle of a lesson, so she said no. i guess my brother really couldn't hold it in, because some real chunky ass diarreah started going down his leg. yeah, not fun having to defend him for that
Oh god, reminds me of the time when a friend of mine stole another friends catering dish. The dish was noodles. Friend 1 ran off with the noodles eating as many as he could, friend 2 (being one mean sonovabitch) ran rugby tackled him. The noodles he was swallowing went up his nose. He started snorting them out. It was disgusting as fuck, with noodles, spices and blood all mixed in together!
[QUOTE=technologic;27004967]It was disgusting as fuck, with noodles, spices and blood all mixed in together![/QUOTE] See that sounds bad, but I wouldn't have minded as much since it's just with a bunch of friends (So I guess it would be easier to laugh off)
What the fuck OP cover your mouth when you sneeze you mouth-breathing degenerate. Maybe then you won't greb all over girls you want to fuck that way.
how is this physically possible
[QUOTE=Someoneuduno;27011265]What the fuck OP cover your mouth when you sneeze you mouth-breathing degenerate. Maybe then you won't greb all over girls you want to fuck that way.[/QUOTE] With cutlery in both hands, it isn't as easy as you think
[QUOTE=Trumple;27011592]With cutlery in both hands, it isn't as easy as you think[/QUOTE] Yes it is. It is possible to put one item down and use one hand, unless your mouth is some unfathomable abyss.
[QUOTE=Inacio;27003268]There was this girl I know that was really into me We were in school, it was the break, and in that school girls had to wear skirts. She was talking to me when I noticed shit dripping from her legs. I found out she had diarrhea and well, she didn't go to school for a month and never looked at me again.[/QUOTE] shit man, shit
[QUOTE=Trumple;27011592]With cutlery in both hands, it isn't as easy as you think[/QUOTE] Use your shoulder or wrist, that's what I do if I'm carrying stuff.
[QUOTE=HendoV2;26986207]are you gay or something[/QUOTE] Why even ask that question? is that the only question that people come with it, involving girls?. Oh well, bad luck pal.
Oh OP, you two can just laugh over it in the future. It's foolish to think an event like this will stop all possible growth in relation.
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