• Biokinesis?
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So I saw a ton, and I mean a TON of crap on google and stuff, and there was this thing called "biokinesis", and it involves visualization and stuff and you can actually change the color of your eyes and much much more. The eye color changing is like for beginners. So has anyone tried this? How do you do it, how long does it take, etc. Also, only do this if you actually believe in this crap. Thanks [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Dumb thread" - JohnnyMo1))[/highlight]
crap would probably be the appropriate term. If you want different color eyes, they make contacts for that you know.
Biokinesis killed my father and raped my mother.
Concentrating really hard cannot change your genetic code. No matter how many drugs you take.
[QUOTE=Randy;28150357]Biokinesis killed my father and raped my mother.[/QUOTE] I'm sorry to hear that.
Someone said something on the internet? It must be true. The internet would never lie to me.
If I focus hard enough I can acquire heat vision
This is even more ridiculous than the Ghost hunting thread. EDIT: Oh hey 6000 posts
This one time I concentrated really hard and my nose started bleeding. Biokinesis in action! [editline]19th February 2011[/editline] Stop rating yourself.
Not possible. I tried this before, and it didn't work is impossible unless you implant your brain with things.
[QUOTE=Vortigaunt Love;28150323]So I saw a ton, and I mean a TON of crap on google and stuff, and there was this thing called "biokinesis", and it involves visualization and stuff and you can actually change the color of your eyes and much much more. The eye color changing is like for beginners. So has anyone tried this? How do you do it, how long does it take, etc. Also, only do this if you actually believe in this crap. Thanks[/QUOTE] what kind of a shit thread is this? you said yourself you found a ton of shit on whatever this is on google, why don't you use that information instead of making an awful thread next time
Shouldn't biokinesis be the power to levitate meat or something?
[QUOTE=Nerts;28150555]Shouldn't biokinesis be the power to levitate meat or something?[/QUOTE] I can do that with my meat when I see an attractive lady. :q:
[QUOTE=Nerts;28150555]Shouldn't biokinesis be the power to levitate meat or something?[/QUOTE] As much as I hate to crush your homosexual fantasies, thats telekinesis. Edit: curse these ninjas
[QUOTE=Randy;28150598]I can do that with my meat when I see an attractive lady. :q:[/QUOTE] jesus christ doesn't that hurt
I tried this once and accidentally unraveled my genetic code. This shit's hardcore.
No you cannot change the color of your eyes by thinking about it, that's stupid and you're stupid
I also did this once and now my mother sleeps in the garage
[QUOTE=YoMother;28150808]I also did this once and now my mother sleeps in the garage[/QUOTE] What.
One of my friends tried this when he wanted to take a shit...he ended up popping a blood vessel in his eye.
[quote]Biokinesis is the use of kinetic energy to rearrange, or control genes inside of the body. If Biokinesis were mastered, wouldn't it be possible to genetically reprogram yourself? The answer, in theory, is yes. By genetically reprogramming yourself, you could become a possible super human. Anything would be possible. For example, if you were to reprogram the genes in your eyes, you could make them see further and better. You'd also be able to see motions so fast, that they would normally not be possible to see. For super human, the reprogramming process would include things like lack of pain sensing, or something like that.[/quote] Yeah this is bullshit.
Sounds like some kind of new age mumbo-jumbo.
Only $99,99 for the beginners package!
[QUOTE=Redcow17;28150899]Yeah this is bullshit.[/QUOTE] I wouldn't trust myself to fuck around with my own genetics. You'd end up giving yourself cancer 99% of the time rather then super vision and super strength.
IRL "hacks"? Yeah right...
You can't make a thread with no content, rate yourself winner and leave. Go home.
I thought about a man and gained an erection. BIOKINESIS AT WORK.
The word "kinesis" simply means transferring kinetic energy to an object i.e exerting force on it I can carry out biokinesis by punching a tree or something
Once I took some special pills to change my eye colour and I woke up with Big Bubba Meat. £15 well spent. [editline]19th February 2011[/editline] Wait, god damnet.
I can make my fingers move. BIOKINESIS!!!!!
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