• Weird Ways That You Eat Food
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I do not like the taste of Mad Cow Hot sauce - [url]http://www.armadillopepper.com/Mad-Cow-Naga-Jolokia-Sauce-PPS-MADCOW.htm[/url] but I still torture my tongue with it anyways.
When I'm eating a full meal I pretty much detest anything that is hot touching anything that is cold. I also like to eat all animal products with my fingers, even poached eggs, and I only ever eat cereal without a teaspoon when there are no clean ones left.
I always eat cereal and ice cream in a cup, no matter what. I can't stand anything from McDonalds except for the McDank and the McNuggets, not the McDouble on its own, or the McChicken on it's own, just the McDank. If a soup has any solids in it, I always eat it with a fork. Ramen, chicken noodle, wonton or vegetable soup are almost always eaten with a fork. Spaghetti is usually eaten with a spoon.
Whenever I eat seafood, I eat everything with tar-tar sauce. Even when they give you fries and stuff that I wouldn't normally eat with it, I just dunk everything in tar-tar sauce and eat it.
Oh, that reminded me that I put BBQ on my burgers.
I refuse to eat any kind of cereal with milk. Well, I won't refuse, if you give me cereal with milk, but the likelihood of me finishing it is lowered a lot if you put milk in it... I prefer just having the cereal. Especially with stuff like Frosted Flakes. Which reminds me, I was eating Frosted Flakes and drinking coffee, and I dipped the flakes into the coffee. It was incredible. Of course, I put a lot of vanilla creamer and chocolate syrup into the coffee, but still, I liked it.
When I'm having steak and steak sauce, I'll dip my steak into the sauce, chew it until all the sauce flavor goes away, then take the chewed up steak, dip it again, then eat it.
I something put random side orders into my burger, or whatever else I made. Waffles, Chips, Mashed Potato idk. Also such out the flavour of any cheese I eat, especially if it's melted.
When I'm cooking wedges at home from the supermarket, I always put them out on a plate and eat some before chucking them in the oven. Just the smaller ones, with a higher ratio of wedge coating to potato. The bigger ones have more potato, which takes like shit when it's frozen. But the smaller ones just taste like the coating, which is amazing. My partner finds this particular habit supremely disgusting, and can't bear to watch me do it. [editline]25th January 2012[/editline] Oh, and when I'm eating an ice-cream on a cone, I lick the top off, take a bite out of the bottom, and suck the rest through. That sounds fairly perverted, but it's less so IRL.
When I was a kid i remember once or twice, when eating steak I'd cut the browned/cooked bits off and leave the rare center til last. The idea of eating a red slab of meat seemed novel to me as a kid.
I eat nearly everything with a spoon as I find it to be able to carry more and deliver more. When eating a sandwich or burger, flatten then eat the edges first. When eating sandwiches I remove the edges of the lunch meat. When eating sausage / hotdogs, I remove the casing. I refuse to eat the edges of cake / brownies. I don't eat the crust on pizza because it has dried sauce and cheese. I don't eat the crust on bread because fuck crust.
[QUOTE=CrispexOps;34411434] I refuse to eat the edges of cake / brownies. I don't eat the crust on pizza because it has dried sauce and cheese. I don't eat the crust on bread because fuck crust.[/QUOTE] This sounds meaner than it's meant to be but how old are you? I remember when I hated crusts of anything. [editline]27th January 2012[/editline] Actually to add content, one thing I cannot stand is flour dusted bread. When they have a loaf of bread and sprinkle flour on it. The sight and touch of it makes me physically want to throw up. Not sure why. I'll wipe it off with a damp cloth before I attempt to butter it.
[QUOTE=Yffulf;34416381]This sounds meaner than it's meant to be but how old are you? I remember when I hated crusts of anything. [editline]27th January 2012[/editline] Actually to add content, one thing I cannot stand is flour dusted bread. When they have a loaf of bread and sprinkle flour on it. The sight and touch of it makes me physically want to throw up. Not sure why. I'll wipe it off with a damp cloth before I attempt to butter it.[/QUOTE] I've always eaten things without edges. It's just something I could never get passed my mouth, don't know why.
I generally leave the crusts 'til last, as I've always loved it more than the actual soft bit. I go out of my way to get baguettes e.t.c as they have a higher crust:soft ratio.
When eating skittles I always eat all the skittles of one color, then the next, until all colors are eliminated. I always do it in the same order of yellow, green, orange, purple, and red (though I used to do red before purple).
whenever I eat pepperoni pizza, I pick off the pepperoni and save it for later. when i'm done eating pizza, I put the pepperoni in the microwave til they get crispy, then I eat it like chips/crisps. my mother thinks i'm weird as fuck but idc.
If it is potatoes, mash it.
I don't put milk in my cereal, I eat dry cereal and then drink milk from a glass.
Whenever I eat tiny teddies I bite off their little ears so they can't hear their own screams. Then their little arms so they can no longer try and strangle themselves to death from the pain. Then their little legs so they can't run away and lastly their torso so I can taste what little teddie guts taste like. And then the head of course.
cottage cheese and gravy Mmmmm
I am currently eating baked beans and scrambled eggs on toast
Say it's a Subway Sandwich or Jimmy John's, i like to eat the butts of the bread and right in front of it. Then i continue to eat the sandwich normally.
I always use my fork to mash my potatoes and then I blend it with the sauce. I think I got this habit from watching Gunnar (my grandma's husband) eat when I was a kid. I do it mostly because I find the taste of potatoes too bland if not mixed heavily with the sauce. Oh and... with any rice or pasta food, I mix it with the meat and sauce by spinning my plate while using my fork to scoop everything towards the middle.
Sometimes I fold my pizza and eat it like a pie oh and [QUOTE=Simski;34650170]I always use my fork to mash my potatoes and then I blend it with the sauce. I think I got this habit from watching Gunnar (my grandma's husband) eat when I was a kid. I do it mostly because I find the taste of potatoes too bland if not mixed heavily with the sauce. Oh and... with any rice or pasta food, I mix it with the meat and sauce by spinning my plate while using my fork to scoop everything towards the middle.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Simski;34650170]I think I got this habit from watching Gunnar (my grandma's husband)[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Simski;34650170]grandma's husband[/QUOTE] So, your grandfather, right?
[QUOTE=Panz3rfaust!;34652117]So, your grandfather, right?[/QUOTE] My grandmother and grandfather are divorced, I thought I'd spare you the details.
I swear to god no one seems to understand that things like peanut butter always taste better with your damn fingers.
when i'm eating microwave popcorn, i put it in a small trash bin next to my computer desk but i tilt it slightly so that it doesn't fall in, and regularly fill in a bowl with the popcorn itself and eat it until i'm done then i push it in with my hand so that it's in the trash bin
never let ketchup touch the plate and if it does scrape it off with some food on the fork so it looks like it never happened
I roll pizza up into a cylinder and deep throat that bitch... Seriously though, I roll my pizza into a cylinder.
I cant eat sushi in one bite like "you're supposed to", It just feels like too much.
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