• Kids acting like they know everything.
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[QUOTE=ART1E117;26945742]My stupid cousin tried to tell me that ketchup contains no tomatoes. lol[/QUOTE] Actually he's not entirely wrong. Certain ketchups uses apples instead. Particulary the ones you would find at a hot dog stand.
I myself am angry about people that do not tolerate other opinions in our world. A lot of subjects, like Islam and Terrorism seem to have a single popular opinion that people hang on: Truth by consensus.
It pisses me off the charts when kids think they are gods since they can play the riff to Smoke on the Water. [editline]26th December 2010[/editline] Or any piss easy song they learned because it was popular
[QUOTE=psych0;26972692]Actually he's not entirely wrong. Certain ketchups uses apples instead. Particulary the ones you would find at a hot dog stand.[/QUOTE] Hax, I want tomatoes in my tomato ketchup! I don't want apple kethcup.
[QUOTE=Nightsure;26973097]It pisses me off the charts when kids think they are gods since they can play the riff to Smoke on the Water. [/QUOTE] Fucking this
[QUOTE=Zally13;26968909]This is the most annoying response in any conversation or debate on the internet or real life, ever. You talk to someone, they're stupid, and you completely prove them wrong, and they go, "Haha, I just trolled you." They actually weren't, and it's now a last ditch effort. Gah, it makes me mad.[/QUOTE] It makes me mad when people do it on here too.
Some of my friends have this tendancy, they act like they know everything on a certain topic. But they know jack shit about something. Makes me also rage at times, I used to go badshit crazy insane. Now I am being cool and I know that I am right and know the actual facts.
My 10 year old cousin was bragging about how much about science she knew, and that she knew more than the teachers. I asked her what the gas was named that we breathed out after we breathed in- 'Air.'
People think they know everything by thinking I know everything when I explain something. But then I think I know everything because I know they think they know everything because they think I know everything, but I don't know everything even though I know I know everything because they think - Ah fuck it.
This kid told me that the first video games were made by Microsoft in the 1980, I told him the first video game to actually count as a video game was released some time around 1972 and it was called the Magavox Odyssey, He kept arguing intill i got to the point of telling him that nobody loves him... He ran off crying And brought his mum out to tell me off, So i ditched as she pointed at me. This was all at a McDonald playground.
'Kids' have always done this. Get over it, and if anything use it as an opportunity to be patient and teach them how to be as well.
Fishing. I remember when I went fishing I was sitting about a decent 20-30ft from two kids who were fishing for rainbow trout with a fucking downrigger rod. For those of you who don't know what a downrigger rod is... [URL="http://www.ratboycustomtackle.com/catalog/custom-fishing-rods/downrigger-rod.jpg"] It's this. [/URL] Also.. They were using that type of rod in a fricking manmade lake the size of a small commercial pound. My inner-sportsman was crying at this point, and I really was gritting my teeth wanting to say something. After about an hour I decided to open my tackle box, and change out for a small 00 Firetiger Trout Spinner while keeping my second rod with a hook n' worm. Was I trying to catch fish though on a trout spinner? No. I was using it merely to attract fish to an area of noise. At first everything was fine, and dandy till one of the kids came back, and told me I was fishing to close to their line. I told him, "I'm fishing about 15 ft off from your line..." He then said I'm scaring the fish away, and that I'm ruining his fishing trip. I offered a small tip of advice by saying, "Fun tip... Trout, and bass are predators, and they hunt by looking for flailing, or dieing prey." Either way I still decided to fish another five feet off, but apparently that was still scaring the fish, and he walked away grunting and being a pissy brat. After about 10 minutes of tossing around the trout spinner I actually caught a little trout, and put it back in the water, and boy-oh-boy did the fucker that bitched at me earlier have a ragey fit. He called me out from his spot shouting, "You're cheating! You're so fucking cheating!" I responded, "And how am I cheating?" he replied, "Cause you're catching fish on fishing lures which is illegal!" I laughed my ass off while stating, "Hold on let me get my Arizona Game and Fish Laws and Regulations book too see if that's true" I really did for the humor even though I know that fishing lures are fully legal as long as you don't use live bait. After I read outloud the manual page for page he began screaming, "You're still breaking the law, and cheating!" after this he began stomping his feet, and making a complete idiot out of himself. After about five minutes of stomping around he sat down, and went back to his downrigger rod, and stayed there for about 10 minutes before a fish bite his line, and he pulled it in. Anyone who has ever been fishing will know this one... What do you do with the hook kids when you got a fish in shore line??? You pull it out the opposite way the hook is in! Logic! Well apparently these kids sat there, and looked at each other cluelessly, and seemingly had no clue on how to pull the hook out. They ended up trying to [I] smash [/I] a fucking rock on the fish's head to get the hook out. They killed the fish, and they couldn't get the hook out still so they raged, and ended up cutting the line, and they had the nerve to come to me, and say, "Do you have any hooks?" I looked at them with a blank expression, and told them, "You killed a fish with a rock for no reason, and you're asking me to give you a hook so you can do it again?" Well apparently the one who caused all the shit earlier didn't like that either, and kicked my rod down, and attempted to grab my tackle box, and I ended up grabbing his hand, and got in his face, and told him, "You fuck with my tackle box I'll take your fucking rod, and shove it up your ass." He looked at me, and said, "Do it." and kicked open my tackle box, and spattered all my lures on the ground. I dropped him,and went over to his rod, and grabbed it and snapped it on my leg, and began to walk over to him, and he ended up running off with his friend shouting, "fuck you faggot!" and all the slurs in the English dictionary. I ended up getting all my lures back into my box, and threw away his rod (Chivilary Rule... Don't leave trash where you fish. Especially if your responsible for the trash), and ended up asking my dad who was talking with his friend to take me home.
I hate kids.
[QUOTE=sonicrjk;26952118]no just when they use the word kid, even when 16-17 year olds do it its fucking annoying[/QUOTE] wow look at yourself, getting angry over such a stupid thing as "children are annoying" fuck get over it
All kids are like this all the time every time since the beginning of time. Nothing new.
[QUOTE=sonicrjk;26952118]no just when they use the word kid, even when 16-17 year olds do it its fucking annoying[/QUOTE] So being 18 automatically qualifies you to say "Kid"?
[QUOTE=MachiniOs;26974288]So being 18 automatically qualifies you to say "Kid"?[/QUOTE] every 18 year old acts like they're far above any one younger than themselves.
I like to pretend to be a little kid and do this in game text chat, while imagining the face of the guy on the other computer
I just dislike kids. They move way too much and a herd of them tends to creep me out. I don't argue with kids because they are young in age.
[QUOTE=CourageDog;26973704]My 10 year old cousin was bragging about how much about science she knew, and that she knew more than the teachers. I asked her what the gas was named that we breathed out after we breathed in- 'Air.'[/QUOTE] Is his teacher a hardcore christian like my year 5 teacher was? He was a huge believer in DNA not existing because acid burns and things that burn belong in hell.
[QUOTE=Atokniro;26974458]Is his teacher a hardcore christian like my year 5 teacher was? He was a huge believer in DNA not existing because acid burns and things that burn belong in hell.[/QUOTE] Does that mean the Sun belongs in hell? :saddowns: [editline]27th December 2010[/editline] And wood? [editline]27th December 2010[/editline] And every other substance that has a burning reaction to a certain hot temperture?
[QUOTE=poopsicle;26974329]every 18 year old acts like they're far above any one younger than themselves.[/QUOTE] I am 19 therefore i am above 18 year olds
[QUOTE=Atokniro;26974458]Is his teacher a hardcore christian like my year 5 teacher was? He was a huge believer in DNA not existing because acid burns and things that burn belong in hell.[/QUOTE] Wait whaaaaat Why am i even a christian anymore :saddowns::arghfist:
Dad saying "What's this hellish crap you're listening?" about swing and jazz I do. He does old russian 90's-00's pop music and tells me I shall listen to that [B]ALL THE TIME[/B]. To that goddamn Jesus Christs. What a brain disease.
My 14 year old brother has to answer back to EVERYTHING I say. If it wasn't for my dad I think he'd have a lot of bruises and no back talk to me by now.
[QUOTE=piranhamatt;26975193]I am 19 therefore i am above 18 year olds[/QUOTE] ur not 19 stop acting.
There was a 7 year old who came up to me, bragging that he knew more about computers than me. I said, "Ok, show me where the USB port is." He pointed to the power supply
It's especially bad when you need to give tech support to one :smith:
I like kids until they learn to speak.
[QUOTE=JoeSkylynx;26973966]Fishing. I remember when I went fishing I was sitting about a decent 20-30ft from two kids who were fishing for rainbow trout with a fucking downrigger rod. For those of you who don't know what a downrigger rod is... [URL="http://www.ratboycustomtackle.com/catalog/custom-fishing-rods/downrigger-rod.jpg"] It's this. [/URL] Also.. They were using that type of rod in a fricking manmade lake the size of a small commercial pound. My inner-sportsman was crying at this point, and I really was gritting my teeth wanting to say something. After about an hour I decided to open my tackle box, and change out for a small 00 Firetiger Trout Spinner while keeping my second rod with a hook n' worm. Was I trying to catch fish though on a trout spinner? No. I was using it merely to attract fish to an area of noise. At first everything was fine, and dandy till one of the kids came back, and told me I was fishing to close to their line. I told him, "I'm fishing about 15 ft off from your line..." He then said I'm scaring the fish away, and that I'm ruining his fishing trip. I offered a small tip of advice by saying, "Fun tip... Trout, and bass are predators, and they hunt by looking for flailing, or dieing prey." Either way I still decided to fish another five feet off, but apparently that was still scaring the fish, and he walked away grunting and being a pissy brat. After about 10 minutes of tossing around the trout spinner I actually caught a little trout, and put it back in the water, and boy-oh-boy did the fucker that bitched at me earlier have a ragey fit. He called me out from his spot shouting, "You're cheating! You're so fucking cheating!" I responded, "And how am I cheating?" he replied, "Cause you're catching fish on fishing lures which is illegal!" I laughed my ass off while stating, "Hold on let me get my Arizona Game and Fish Laws and Regulations book too see if that's true" I really did for the humor even though I know that fishing lures are fully legal as long as you don't use live bait. After I read outloud the manual page for page he began screaming, "You're still breaking the law, and cheating!" after this he began stomping his feet, and making a complete idiot out of himself. After about five minutes of stomping around he sat down, and went back to his downrigger rod, and stayed there for about 10 minutes before a fish bite his line, and he pulled it in. Anyone who has ever been fishing will know this one... What do you do with the hook kids when you got a fish in shore line??? You pull it out the opposite way the hook is in! Logic! Well apparently these kids sat there, and looked at each other cluelessly, and seemingly had no clue on how to pull the hook out. They ended up trying to [I] smash [/I] a fucking rock on the fish's head to get the hook out. They killed the fish, and they couldn't get the hook out still so they raged, and ended up cutting the line, and they had the nerve to come to me, and say, "Do you have any hooks?" I looked at them with a blank expression, and told them, "You killed a fish with a rock for no reason, and you're asking me to give you a hook so you can do it again?" Well apparently the one who caused all the shit earlier didn't like that either, and kicked my rod down, and attempted to grab my tackle box, and I ended up grabbing his hand, and got in his face, and told him, "You fuck with my tackle box I'll take your fucking rod, and shove it up your ass." He looked at me, and said, "Do it." and kicked open my tackle box, and spattered all my lures on the ground. I dropped him,and went over to his rod, and grabbed it and snapped it on my leg, and began to walk over to him, and he ended up running off with his friend shouting, "fuck you faggot!" and all the slurs in the English dictionary. I ended up getting all my lures back into my box, and threw away his rod (Chivilary Rule... Don't leave trash where you fish. Especially if your responsible for the trash), and ended up asking my dad who was talking with his friend to take me home.[/QUOTE]Good God that is horrible. He actually bashed a fish with a rock, to get a hook out? Now how exactly does that work? I hate people like that, who tell you how to fish. Me and my dad were fishing with corn once, and some bitchy 50 year old kept telling us it was illegal to use corn, and threatened to call the cops. Sure, go ahead and call the cops and tell them to go to a lake at least 40 minutes from the closest town, because of something that is perfectly legal [editline]26th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Atokniro;26974458]Is his teacher a hardcore christian like my year 5 teacher was? He was a huge believer in DNA not existing because acid burns and things that burn belong in hell.[/QUOTE] Not a Christian, just a massive idiot
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